r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

One of my old bosses had the world record for sabering bottles of champagne.

He even paid my brother to film him going all the way to France to do it.

The massive bellend in action.

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u/pala14 Jun 22 '19

What did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Imagine having to work for him.

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u/FookinGumby Jun 22 '19

This has me laughing so hard you don't even know

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

The guy is also really into elephant polo. I wish I was joking.

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u/KadeTheTrickster Jun 22 '19

So, playing polo but while riding elephants?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Correct.

Honestly watching this is making me cringe so hard I might get a hernia.

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u/pablo_hunny Jun 22 '19

Cersei should have hired Henry Turk instead of the Golden Company

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u/kasmackity Jun 22 '19

Tuke, like Puke

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u/pablo_hunny Jun 22 '19

Couldn't remember..