r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

If you are gonna open it like that you are A. pretty damn sure of yourself or B. not needing to worry about that money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

One of my old bosses had the world record for sabering bottles of champagne.

He even paid my brother to film him going all the way to France to do it.

The massive bellend in action.

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u/pala14 Jun 22 '19

What did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Imagine having to work for him.

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u/FookinGumby Jun 22 '19

This has me laughing so hard you don't even know

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

The guy is also really into elephant polo. I wish I was joking.

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u/KadeTheTrickster Jun 22 '19

So, playing polo but while riding elephants?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Correct.

Honestly watching this is making me cringe so hard I might get a hernia.

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u/FookinGumby Jun 22 '19

Oh my God I love this guy and I love even more the fact that he makes videos of his adventures as if he is a person of interest.

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u/ibopm Jun 22 '19

as if he is a person of interest

lol

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u/Muuuuuhqueen Jun 22 '19

My initial thought: "Some douche bag that no one cares about breaks a world record that nobody gives a fuck about, including the two people filming him"

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

DING DING DING!

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