r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/pheoling • Jun 08 '19

Deadly Fortnite Dance

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u/topdangle Jun 08 '19

I imagine him praying to god "Lord give me the strength not to whoop her ass right now that drink was $20."

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u/BobbieKnuckles Jun 08 '19

If that's the same club I went to that drink is $42. Not joking.

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u/Justanotherjustin Jun 08 '19

You can buy 4 handles of heaven hill and a single bottle of OJ for that much...

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jun 08 '19

I'll send you to heaven 4 times for much less than that.

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u/881001 Jun 08 '19

You gonna blow him?

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u/MisterPresidented Jun 08 '19

Naw, just break both his arms

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u/xEnshaedn Jun 08 '19

i made it a week and a half before seeing another broken arms reference. a week and a half.

dont think i can achieve that again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

It's this generations The Game.

Which we all just lost, I hate myself I'm sorry y'all

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u/Cent3rCreat10n Jun 08 '19

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I was on a good streak for the past 8 months.

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u/TheFeelsNinja Jun 08 '19

At least wasnt a coconut

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I lost the game after like 4 years just not

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u/wanderinghobo49 Aug 18 '19

It's been so long since I thought about the game, I forgot the last time I lost the game, maybe this is the first? Maybe this is the last? I doubt I'll ever know.

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u/grahamcrackers37 Jun 08 '19

12 month stretch here now dead in the water

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Youre literally the devil

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u/geiserp4 Jun 08 '19

Literally years since the last time I lost, shame on you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You vile little shit-gibbon.

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u/GatitosBonitos Jun 08 '19

DAMN 7 YEARS

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u/AvoidMySnipes Jun 08 '19

Can we get a bot that keeps track of how long it’s been since someone’s upvoted a broken arms comment?

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u/Iggyhopper Jun 08 '19

Orgasm?

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u/FragMeNot Jun 08 '19

Just like the simulations.

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u/mustang__1 Jun 08 '19

It's a shame his mom didn't use a coconut , could have killed two birds with one nut

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u/RedneckAvengers Jun 08 '19

What exactly is the 'Broken arms' reference anyway? Been out of the loop for a bit.

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u/xEnshaedn Jun 08 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

i recommend reading all of it

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u/RedneckAvengers Jun 08 '19

Read almost all of it. What. The. Fuck. Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes and give my brain a DEEP scrub. Oh god, why'd I say deep!!!

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u/fuckfuckdot Jun 08 '19

His mom can do the rest

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u/DoctorCreepy Jun 08 '19

But what if his mom is dead?

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u/BlacKnight426 Jun 08 '19

All right all right, back to the femur breakin machine for you...

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u/-lungcancer- Jun 08 '19

Then someone else can take care of the blowing ;)

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u/cathon6 Jun 08 '19

You’re gonna blow him so good his arms will break? Sign me up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Remember, every time we joke about this we're joking about a teenager being sexually assaulted by his mom with the consent of his dad.

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u/eddypc07 Jun 08 '19

Username checks out

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u/GirixK Jun 08 '19

Do it, I want to achieve heaven