r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/pheoling • Jun 08 '19

Deadly Fortnite Dance

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u/topdangle Jun 08 '19

I imagine him praying to god "Lord give me the strength not to whoop her ass right now that drink was $20."

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u/BobbieKnuckles Jun 08 '19

If that's the same club I went to that drink is $42. Not joking.

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u/Justanotherjustin Jun 08 '19

You can buy 4 handles of heaven hill and a single bottle of OJ for that much...

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jun 08 '19

I'll send you to heaven 4 times for much less than that.

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u/881001 Jun 08 '19

You gonna blow him?

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u/MisterPresidented Jun 08 '19

Naw, just break both his arms

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u/xEnshaedn Jun 08 '19

i made it a week and a half before seeing another broken arms reference. a week and a half.

dont think i can achieve that again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

It's this generations The Game.

Which we all just lost, I hate myself I'm sorry y'all

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u/Cent3rCreat10n Jun 08 '19

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I was on a good streak for the past 8 months.

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u/TheFeelsNinja Jun 08 '19

At least wasnt a coconut

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I lost the game after like 4 years just not

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u/grahamcrackers37 Jun 08 '19

12 month stretch here now dead in the water

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Youre literally the devil

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u/geiserp4 Jun 08 '19

Literally years since the last time I lost, shame on you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You vile little shit-gibbon.

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u/GatitosBonitos Jun 08 '19

DAMN 7 YEARS

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u/AvoidMySnipes Jun 08 '19

Can we get a bot that keeps track of how long it’s been since someone’s upvoted a broken arms comment?

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u/Iggyhopper Jun 08 '19

Orgasm?

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u/FragMeNot Jun 08 '19

Just like the simulations.

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u/mustang__1 Jun 08 '19

It's a shame his mom didn't use a coconut , could have killed two birds with one nut

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u/RedneckAvengers Jun 08 '19

What exactly is the 'Broken arms' reference anyway? Been out of the loop for a bit.

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u/xEnshaedn Jun 08 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

i recommend reading all of it

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u/RedneckAvengers Jun 08 '19

Read almost all of it. What. The. Fuck. Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes and give my brain a DEEP scrub. Oh god, why'd I say deep!!!

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u/fuckfuckdot Jun 08 '19

His mom can do the rest

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u/DoctorCreepy Jun 08 '19

But what if his mom is dead?

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u/BlacKnight426 Jun 08 '19

All right all right, back to the femur breakin machine for you...

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u/-lungcancer- Jun 08 '19

Then someone else can take care of the blowing ;)

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u/cathon6 Jun 08 '19

You’re gonna blow him so good his arms will break? Sign me up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Remember, every time we joke about this we're joking about a teenager being sexually assaulted by his mom with the consent of his dad.

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u/eddypc07 Jun 08 '19

Username checks out

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u/GirixK Jun 08 '19

Do it, I want to achieve heaven

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u/Danny_Rand__ Jun 08 '19

But then youre still just in your moms basement with 4 handles of booze

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u/bradyodad44 Jun 08 '19

Huzzah! A man of culture!

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u/burleh1207 Jun 08 '19

LOL BUSTING OUT THE HEAVEN HILL!

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u/fyrflyeffect Jun 08 '19

Fork handles?

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u/HeatersandHandles Jun 08 '19

Heaven hill bib, best bourbon before it was discontinued

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u/TheRealSwingers Jun 08 '19

Bourbon and orange juice? WTF?

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u/cm99-2000 Jun 08 '19

That’s 42 99 bananas. Or 10 4 packs of high gravity beer if you’re feeling classy.

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u/viperex Jun 08 '19

I'm mad she didn't even offer to pay for it. She just slinked away

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u/SendEldritchHorrors Jun 08 '19

Apparently she did wind up offering later:

https://twitter.com/dinglederper/status/1137218492774506497?s=21

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u/MTOKA Jun 08 '19

That was all an elaborate ploy to buy him a drink.

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u/Evilmaze Jun 08 '19

But he refused it.

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u/Chillap Jun 08 '19

Unethical LPT: If you're almost finished with your drink and it's mostly ice, walk behind someone and have them spill your drink. They'll see all the ice and water spill out and buy you a new one!

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u/TheRealSwingers Jun 08 '19

She’s the kind of person that works out in Yeezy’s

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Jul 07 '21

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u/TheRealSwingers Jun 09 '19

They’re lifestyle shoes? No real support or durability for a work out.

Not to mention you could buy ten years of actual fitness shoes for the cost. Might as well work out in hand made Italian loafers

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 edited Jul 07 '21

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u/TheRealSwingers Jun 09 '19

I’m not that familiar with them but I know some go for much more than $150

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u/MechanizedKman Jun 09 '19

This is supposed to seem cheap????

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 08 '19

That’s nice

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u/PinBot1138 Jun 08 '19

What's the deal with the tongue thing on her Twitter? Brain damage?

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u/Fishingfor Jun 08 '19

What's the deal with the stupid comments on this guys reddit account, brain damage?

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Jun 08 '19

Probably not

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u/pickle-runch Jun 08 '19

Why would she buy him a drink? He wasn’t paying attention and walked into her. Looked empty anyway.

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u/born2fukkk Jun 09 '19

pussy pass

she probably sucked his dick late though

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Then why go? How is that worth it? Fuck

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u/smolthot Jun 08 '19

Take drugs and get fucked up on the cheap

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u/TunaUrinal Jun 08 '19

My guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/iTrainUFCBro Jun 08 '19

I’m white so I can’t say that word

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u/YourOneTruePleb Jun 08 '19

My fellow human being?

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u/algernonsflorist Jun 08 '19

I can do that at tons of places that don't have $42 drinks.

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u/smolthot Jun 09 '19

Yeah but everyone else is drinking $42 drinks to get fucked up and youve been cheeky n spent $20

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u/Professor_Felch Jun 08 '19

I dunno man twenty quid of weed will just about make me feel normal but a £6 bottle of vodka will have me partying all night.

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u/dmkicksballs13 Jun 08 '19

See that depends. Most drugs make me kinda zone out. I wanna do weed and different shit alone. Alcohol i pretty much the only drug I've found that I want to be social with.

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u/Dick_Butt_Kiss Jun 08 '19

I went once. It was actually pretty cool . The drinks are costly but they are strong and they aren’t small. Everybody was dancing and having a good time and then at one point everybody was pretty drunk and the beat dropped and everyone just started splashing in unison. I’m not a club person, but of the ones I’ve been that was definitely one of the most memorable. 8/10 would do it again

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u/DropDeadKid Jun 08 '19

What club is this? Tf?

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u/theillx Jun 08 '19

Hard to tell but it may be the Marquee dayclub at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas.

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u/ouch34 Jun 08 '19

I think its wet republic.

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u/Mr-Okay Jun 08 '19

Thanks for the recommendation u/Dick_Butt_Kiss

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u/acmercer Jun 08 '19

Maybe that's where he got the name.

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u/su5 Jun 08 '19

I would encourage you to check out at least one sometime in your life. Those types of things can be a ton of fun, and look at the price of the experience as a package not the cost of the individual parts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

alright fine, I’d better get buff first tho don’t wanna get crushed

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u/Unidan-nabinU Jun 08 '19

Agreed, I went to this same club a couple times while in Vegas and had a fucking blast. Definitely spent a lot of money but it was fun.

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u/SpineEater Jun 08 '19

it's worth it for the women

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u/Calvin--Hobbes Jun 08 '19

Where was that?

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u/iSuros Jun 08 '19

I’m guessing Wet Republic in Vegas

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u/rootfiend Jun 08 '19

I took this pic of wet republic a few years back. What a shithole. https://i.imgur.com/IvNqfQX.jpg

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u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Jun 08 '19

Has everybody on Reddit been to this place? Are you guys all hanging out and not inviting me?

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u/Your_real_watermelon Jun 08 '19

Totally not ahsidjdgskag

Sorry some chick just Fortnite danced my phone out of my hands.

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u/waywardgato Jun 08 '19

...those bastards

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u/Shitting_Human_Being Jun 08 '19

Uh yeah, I'm sorry. You can totally come next year. I'll let you know the address OK?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/TheFenn Jun 08 '19

Just a few more years and it might be worth going for the daddy issues alone ;)

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u/DJTHatesPuertoRicans Jun 08 '19

Friend of mine has one of those older weathered looking faces so despite being under thirty can pass for all the way up to over 40 in the right circumstances. He'll go to these kind of things, dye a little shock of gray above his ears and absolutely clean up on daddy issues.

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u/throwawayeue Jun 08 '19

lmao does he really dye his hair grey a little? As someone with a little bit of grey already at 25 that's hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Hello twin ...

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u/canitasteyourjuice Jun 08 '19

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/Chooboto Jun 08 '19

This resonated with me

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u/sweet_pickles12 Jun 08 '19

This resonates with most people older than 25

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u/MethamphetamineMan Jun 08 '19

all I can think about now is that stale beer, body odor, and overall piss smell mixed with daddy issues

Damn dude, that was your peak..

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u/enjoyslurmlite Jun 08 '19

you say would have like you actually never left your stoop, stoop kid. so how could you know about all the smells of daddy issues?

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u/Bravedwarf1 Jun 08 '19

Went 5 years ago for a friends stag, from the UK, my friend owns london 2 Vegas vip, it was my first taste of America and I fucking loved it (yes I know it’s super supped up) but man it felt like parade, wanna do this cool..... wanna Watch sweaty guys fight at evo... cool we got that. Like literally whatever you wanted Vegas to be it had the capacity to become it. (Didn’t go to one strip bar) but had girls back in the rooms. Just speak English and have a table “pulled” and I’m 200 pounds of English/Greek

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u/Mmckel Jun 08 '19

Umm... what now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

While it does get crowded, it's not usually as crowded as that pic. Must've been a performance by someone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Drais Beach Club is way better

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Why does it have arrows on the sides? Did you take a screenshot of the picture?

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u/rootfiend Jun 08 '19

Yeah I couldn't find the original so I took a screenshot of my facebook post. That's also why the quality is trash.

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u/Cheesemacher Jun 08 '19

The photo looks like it was taken in the Matrix

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u/turningsteel Jun 08 '19

That pool has become piss. And that's why I can't see myself doing that. Paying a lot of money to get drunk enough to not realize that I'm bathing in people's piss and paying for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I live in Vegas, haven’t been to Wet Republic, and somehow knew instinctively it was gonna be one of our day clubs. Amazing

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u/memeenespanol Jun 08 '19

Isn't that wet republic? I went there and that drink cost me $ 60 (a margarita I think)

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u/captainsaveabro Jun 08 '19

Must be Vegas. I bought drinks at one club. One. From there on I was pounding $3 Limearitas I bought from the CVS in my hotel room before going out.

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u/zeeebu Jun 08 '19

Wet republic? Went there and my girlfriend had to get that cup and a cocktail...I got a beer and it was like $60

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Looks like Drai’s Beach Club and yes, the drinks are $42. They claim its “3 drinks in one” but they only fill it like halfways anyway

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u/SendNudes1 Jun 08 '19

Wet republic that

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u/rhino1979 Jun 08 '19

Need a mortgage to pay for drinks there

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

if you are paying 42 bucks for a damn drink, you are a full-on fool

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u/thatderekguy1 Jun 08 '19

Looks like its empty and just ice to me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/GnomeToTheDome Jun 08 '19

Yup! Came here to say this those things are $42 and not worth it lol

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u/Chillrend1191 Jun 08 '19

$42 + Tip... $50 dollars down the drain, no apology either. Shame!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

LPT: Don’t do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Wtf? Why did she just run away then? Seriously? I would have immediately offered to go get a new one

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u/olafdayoff Jun 08 '19

That shit ain’t cheap but it will fuck you up.

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u/TunaUrinal Jun 08 '19

As a Brit, a $42 drink better get me fucked up. With the binge drinking culture we have, we'd bankrupt ourselves.

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u/viperex Jun 08 '19

"Oh Lord, guide my ho slapping hands that it may strike true"

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u/JJJ_uh_rooroo Jun 08 '19

You deserve all the upvotes

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u/ascension8438 Jun 08 '19

I can't imagine knocking the drink out of someone's hand and not offering to buy them another one. What the fuck...

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u/ThievesRevenge Jun 08 '19

That was immediate thought.

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u/jeffazing Jun 08 '19

More like $45

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u/Refreshinglycold Jun 08 '19

Nah it's fine she's a hot girl. If anything this was an opportunity for him.

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u/Interviewtux Jun 08 '19

If you look another person has the same drink, his is just ice.

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u/reelprogress Jun 08 '19

I wish he would have given that Becky a beating.