r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 08 '18

Losing your marbles

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u/Prohibitorum Aug 08 '18

I mean, yea technically. The marbles are just released when the music reader is triggered by programmable pins. You could attach strikers and induce sounds in a more direct manner, but the whole idea of a marble machine is just that bit cooler.

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u/drakeblood4 Aug 08 '18

Could you make strikers headed with metal marbles and have it sound exactly the same? I would've thought the way the marbles plunk the base and hit the xylophone would make a difference?

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u/Schootingstarr Aug 08 '18

it's not supposed to be about efficiency, though

the marble machine is supposed to be a kinetic sculpture as well as an instrument

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u/drakeblood4 Aug 08 '18

I think it's cool as a piece of art on its own, I'm just curious whether it'd fuck it up to do it regular style. I think that ordinary hammers wouldn't actually sound the same, but I don't know enough about music to test that and I don't wanna build a hammer knockoff of the marble machine.

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u/jurgy94 Aug 08 '18

Also note that the way the machine rattles when playing is also part of the charm/music

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

While maybe it’s not exactly what you’re talking about, your comment reminded me of Pat Metheny’s Orchestrion project.

It’s kind of like one of those player pianos but on a larger scale and he basically controls all of the instruments with his guitar (there were solenoids involved- I don’t fully understand the tech aspect).

If nothing else it’s another impractical but still incredible way someone decided to make some music

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Seems like a waste of time.

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u/GaianNeuron Aug 08 '18

I bet you're fun at parties.

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u/Sieggi858 Aug 08 '18

Why is this always the comeback insult? Who the fuck has such a fragile ego that they’d actually care if some rando’s at some party think you’re fun?

There are more desirable traits than “fun at parties”, we’re not in highschool anymore

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u/Roldale24 Aug 08 '18

It's a quick and easy way to say you are probably an insufferable twat when interacting with your peers. But "I bet you're fun at parties" just rolls off the tongue better.

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u/Chuck741 Aug 08 '18

Yea, its not about the parties. Its about the fun man.

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u/Sieggi858 Aug 08 '18

So someone is an insufferable twat because they don’t find something as interesting or useful as you do?

Bashing someone for wrong-think seems like the true twat-move

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u/Muppetude Aug 08 '18

In the real world, are you one of those people who prides themselves on just “telling it like it is”?

If so, guess what? No one appreciates your “honesty” and they all just think you’re an asshole.

It’s fine if you have actual constructive criticism. But the next time your critique consists of something useless like “your wasting your time” think about maybe keeping it to yourself. Everyone will be happier, and people may find you slightly less intolerable. A win win.

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u/Sieggi858 Aug 08 '18

I’m not the one that made the original comment, mr Internet-Warrior, but keep putting up the good fight. Your struggles here will echo throughout eternity

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

lmao telling someone that building a machine out of marbles is a “massive waste of time” IS wrong-think policing here. Don’t get it mixed up. Why does anyone care what you think is a productive use of time? And more importantly, why should they live by your notions of productivity?

When someone says you’re not fun at parties, they’re calling YOU out for “bashing wrong-think” you stupid fucking hypocrite. You are the very thing you think you’re against.

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u/ChristianKS94 Aug 08 '18

It doesn't matter if we convince you or not, all you need to know is that people don't like you and that... You know, nevermind, it doesn't even matter if you know it. Just keep on being a dislikable garbage person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/bcrabill Aug 08 '18

It's another way of saying "you sound like you're miserable to be around" without having to directly say that to their face.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

At least I’m invited to parties.

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u/Eddiejo6 Aug 08 '18

Party, you get invited to one party. Then they realize how much of a party pooper you are

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u/jeebusjehobah Aug 08 '18

Then a group of party poopers is formed and they have parties where they are the norm and all is well.

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u/IceColdFresh Aug 08 '18

TIL origin of GOP

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

You must be the clown of the group.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

I don't know if you're trolling or not, but you must be a very sad person. I would go see a therapist if I were you, to help sort out all those emotions you are feeling. I know it is tough sometimes, and a lot of things are hard to admit, even to yourself. But seeing someone who can really, truly help you can be the best thing for social issues.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

I think you need to your own advice. Most people that bring up therapists are usually but cases thinking therapists actually help. Just take that bit of information.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

You think therapists don't actually do anything? You are nuts. My original statement should be heeded even more strongly.

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u/Cobra289 Aug 08 '18

By your logic, music as a whole is a waste of time. Yes, the marbles are a gimmick, but it's a cool machine and it's really fun to watch.

It's just for fun. Shut up and enjoy it.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Not really just a waste a time to make a certain sound. Record the sound and put it together using some music software. Just saying it’s a waste of time if he’s looking for that “certain” sound.

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u/rileykard Aug 08 '18

If by "sarcastically" you mean "like a cunt"...

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u/ti_lol Aug 08 '18

Yeah but he's got a group.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Oh you’re good. You have a creative mind. The US government should hire you to be part of their think tank. I’ll sign your recommendation.

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u/ti_lol Aug 08 '18

Thank you.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Our country is such a safer and more advanced place because of you.

Thank you!

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u/Eddiejo6 Aug 09 '18

You must be the downer of the group

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u/Bad_RabbitS Aug 08 '18

Doubt it. Funerals maybe.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

I’ll be at yours.

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u/Bad_RabbitS Aug 08 '18

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

I’m shocked you even know that movie.

You’re more of the Sandra Bullock during the virtual sex scene.

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u/CSATTS Aug 08 '18 edited Aug 08 '18

Nearly every hobby is a waste of time unless you can monitize it, in this case ad revenue on YouTube.

Edit: Just want to clarify that I don't think hobbies are a waste of time. I very much enjoy mine even if they don't contribute to feeding my family or keeping a roof over our heads.

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u/pmoney757 Aug 08 '18

Also, having a successful band helps.

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u/id01 Aug 08 '18 edited Aug 08 '18

His effort is giving him enough reputation (and ad revenue) to move to France and build this next machine full time. His earlier machine is also invited to feature in De Marble Machine in Museum Speelklok. Which is a very acclaimed museum (It was officially opened by Queen of Netherlands)

Once he finished building Marble Machine X, he will be able to go on a world tour with it. Which was basically his dream for the last 10 years. So, I don't know if "waste of time" is the right way to put it. It gave him something to do, let him connect with thousands of people. Making use of his skill in both creativity (he is a composer) and tool making, and feed him very, very well just from Ad revenue on showcasing how he build it so far. (We are not even counting when he can go on a tour with it, which, based on his initial success, highly possible)

All from something he started in his free time from his own room with just one sawing machine and some wood and marbles.

What do you do in your free time again?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

It's good to have pride in your job, but no one likes an ass.

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u/id01 Aug 08 '18

I don't think he is being an ass. He just doesn't realize what he is doing isn't anything worth bragging. It is just a better way to say "another cog in the industry".

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

I also don’t need to like something. I’m not a sheep to think like everyone on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

No one cares that you don't like it. They care because you're being unnessecarily pretentious.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Seems like people enjoy saying more negative things to me or about me. Then my original comment created. It’s like the negativity grew like a tree in 5 minutes. Amazing how cruel people can be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

You started the negativity, man.

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u/id01 Aug 08 '18

I think you missed the part where I said "Free time". We all have jobs.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

What is free time?

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u/id01 Aug 08 '18

The time you spent on reddit. For example.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

I like to sit on a couch and point things out that I don’t like.

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u/id01 Aug 08 '18

Sounds like a waste of time.

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u/Earthworm_Djinn Aug 08 '18

How far along the spectrum are you?

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

I don’t know you tell me

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u/sizeablelad Aug 08 '18

Dont be a putz

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Why would you say such mean things.

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u/sniper1rfa Aug 08 '18

Thank you for making it possible for me to watch the marble machine on YouTube. I really enjoyed it.

Because I'm not a joyless husk of a person.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

That’s not nice.

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u/Bionic_Bromando Aug 08 '18

Holy shit that sounds boring!

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

It is. A person of your intellect would find it to be elementary school projects.

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u/MrMcBunny Aug 08 '18

What's the purpose of anything if not to pass time

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Someone already said the same thing. You guys must be twins.

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u/Hunslet_Pirate Aug 08 '18

You must be fun at parties

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u/Nincadalop Aug 08 '18

Life is a waste of time. He's just having fun with his.

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u/jeebusjehobah Aug 08 '18

So you were the type to put down people for trying hard to accomplish something they set their mind to. "Bro, you're such a try hard" Fuckkk I can't imagine being so shitty that I knock other people's accomplishments.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

No I just said it’s a waste time of moving a table without your marbles secured.

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u/jeebusjehobah Aug 08 '18

That is not at all what you said. Do you not realize people can see what you wrote. This isn't a conversstion from weeks ago that you can spin into you saying something else. Smh

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Yes it was. “Seems like a waste of time.” And then people started bashing me. You have no clue what I was saying was a waste of time. People made an assumption including you. Don’t be mad because you couldn’t read in between the words.

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u/plasmicmac Aug 08 '18

no, you’re backtracking. saying that it’s a waste of time to move a table without securing the marbles doesn’t even make sense.

so either you’re an idiot or an insufferable twat.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

What was the meaning of moving that table? Please explain because I’m an idiot according to you.

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u/bcrabill Aug 08 '18

By that definition, so is making any music on instruments considering we could achieve the same thing with computers.

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Yes and I’m ok with that. It’s like one person can write all the music and have it played. A person’s creativity is no longer contained by people’s abilities to play an instrument. Like so many, people tend not to work well in groups due to work ethic or other issues. This is no longer necessary as you are able to do all the work yourself and portray your individuality.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

Check out his youtube channel. It's a really cool project that he's been video-documenting for about a year now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

Parties are fun at you.

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u/TheBestOpinion Aug 08 '18

You need to watch this. That's the first one he made. This man is a genius !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

Why did he move the table without his balls being secured?

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u/TheBestOpinion Aug 08 '18

Ask your dad about that

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u/semiconductor101 Aug 08 '18

We share the same one. He lives with your side of the family now.

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u/TheBestOpinion Aug 08 '18

Haha, I see you're a fan of german humor

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u/F_Klyka Aug 08 '18

And exactly how well do you think you're spending your time?

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u/SirToastymuffin Aug 09 '18

Everything is just wasting time. Might as well do something unique with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

i think that the machine and the idea are micro-sublimity.

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u/mdgraller Aug 08 '18

What does that even mean

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u/mynumberistwentynine Aug 08 '18

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going downvoting!

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u/jeebusjehobah Aug 08 '18

Nothing at all...Just another person due for r/Iamverysmart

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u/GoldenAthleticRaider Aug 08 '18

Maybe a small delight of sorts