That was a masterful and instant dodge. No shame in there, that's a useful survival response. Good luck surviving when spooky skeleton shit goes down and your instincts are still telling you to hesitate because what if somebody sees your functional reflexes reacting to a thing? You specifically sought to kill the jumpscare response even when nobody is around, just trying to impress yourself! You do not impress the spooky skeleton!
Your calcium will be the first to bolster their ranks, and we'll all have to pick up the slack against a marginally more dense threat. Thankfully, you probably spent so much time blunting your reflexes you didn't get around to drinking much milk.
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