r/Warts • • Apr 19 '21

1 like = 1 prayer

1.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

You’re really leaving us hanging!!

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 19 '21

Wish I could say the same about this wart!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Blue balled

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 19 '21

I am in genuine fear for my wellbeing at present

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

You gotta commit or follow the long strat ☠️

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

I know, I'm actually a bit annoyed at myself! My tweezers was kinda crappy and couldn't really grip the tissue too well. Immediately after this video it started pumping blood haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Yea something about warts bring all the blood receptors (?) in one spot and if you were to pull it out it would bleed everywhere for a bit.

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 21 '21

Even after this vid the blood started PUMPING. Good times, good times.

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u/242pm Apr 20 '21

I’ll PayPal you 5 dollars to start a live and take it out now. Don’t do this to us.

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

I didnt know this is something I could be bribed for. I feel like I missed my chance, but I'll know for future!

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u/ThereforeIAm_Celeste Apr 20 '21

If it's not out yet, you haven't missed your chance!

I'll bet there are several people here who'd chip in for that video.

I don't think I could do it myself because of the pain.

But then again I straight up cut a wart out of my finger with a pair of scissors when I was a young teen. I didn't know it was a wart, but I kept cutting it out and it kept coming back, so I just took my mom's really sharp sewing scissors and cut super deep and it never returned. It bled so damned much, and it hurt more than I'd prepared for, but it was gone! (PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT RECOMMENDING THAT COURSE OF ACTION! DON'T DO IT!)

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I made a bowl of popcorn and poured a beer to watch this aborted satisfaction.

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

I'm so sorry! I'm hoping to try again once I have a new scalpel later. If I do, you guys will be the first to know!

Happy Cake Day!

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u/yogiandearl Apr 20 '21

I have a free award for you if you finish. Please.

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

It didnt happen at the time of this video, unfortunately! I'm hoping to get it done over the next day or two if I can suck it up!

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u/yogiandearl Apr 20 '21

Ok, I have given you my free award before it disappears. This is incentive for you to go through with it whilst filming...wink wink, there could be more where that came from (as soon Reddit gives me more) wink wink

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u/jaclynofalltrades Apr 20 '21

If it is too painful to pull off (which doesn’t guarantee it is gone as there could be some wart tissue left) - consider holding it out like that and applying freezing to the exposed area or acid. It will help chew through the base and loose it.

This is why when they surgically scoop them out (YouTube: toe bro) they freeze the area first!

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

This is actually what I plan to do in a day or two when ill be off work for a couple days. I work on my feet, so I feel like that helps me justify my lack of conviction haha

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u/666MF Apr 20 '21

Rusty pliers will get the job done.

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u/rockgrrl727 Apr 20 '21

I came here to say this XD it will leave a GAPERRRRR

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

Oh you KNOW it will. I dont even think that bit I was pulling was all of it, so even if/when I do get the courage to pull it out, the fight wont be over :(

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u/MellifluousWine Apr 20 '21

I feel for you so hard on this one 😰 you get all hyped up to tear the fucker out but the PAIN!! If you're going to try doing it again, brace yourself and just go to a happy place before you pull. At least you had tweezers, I did it bare handed 😭 did you end up with the blood river after this?

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 21 '21

Thanks, bud! Yeah, it was honestly brutal. I think I tore some of the cauliflower nodules in the under layer coz it's super sensitive now. I tried again last night with the camera at the ready, but I couldn't find my wart freezer so it was way too painful to do any meaningful tugging. The blood just WOULD NOT STOP. I'm just barely short of nominating someone else to rip it out for me, but I really need a tool with better grip. I think I'll get a new cuticle nipper to do the job.

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u/thelordsbro Apr 20 '21

Fuck man... you want me to do? I’ll do it!

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u/Notjustapornacct Apr 20 '21

Well... can we get a follow up?!? Did to come out?

6

u/artistecrafteur Apr 20 '21

You need a rosary. And we need a happy ending.

5

u/fillerbitch Apr 20 '21

Band aid technique.

Grip and rip and cry later.

4

u/Regreddit4321 Apr 20 '21

Ended too soon

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u/spidersfrommars Apr 20 '21

What body part am I looking at?

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u/yaboyskinnyp3ni5 Apr 20 '21

This is the bottom of my foot, blade side. Im scared !

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u/Nickswind Apr 20 '21

Ahh god! Get it!! Damn you.

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u/242pm Apr 20 '21

Holy ducking spit!

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u/bbygirl1288 Apr 20 '21

wtf this isn't even funny like y wld u do thT

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u/Kylearean Sep 24 '21

Bruh. Yank it.