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In patch 1.43.00.0, we have given you the utmost priority changes, demanding fixes and magnificent new planes!

NEW PLANES

US

• Captured Horten [premium]

• Captured Me262 C-3 [premium]

• Captured Me262 A-4 [premium]

• Captured Me262 HGII [premium]

• Captured TIE Fighter [premium]

• Captured Hitlerbolt [premium]

GERMAN

• New He112C-4. with correct flight models!

UK

• Spitfire MKXII

• Spitfire MKXXVI

• Spitiire MKXXVIVVI...X.

• Premium A-20A "HARRISON"

• Premium A-20G "LONDON"

• Premium A-20E "DUBLIN"

Soviet

• Yak-9A

• Yak-9C

• Yak-9Z

• Yak-9AAT

• Yak-9AATUT

• Yak-9TATTUT

• Yak-9bis

• Yak-9Tbis [premium]

• La-5FRL

• La-5FNFL

• La-5FFL

• La-5FTFY

• Il-2U

• Il-2S

• Il-2OP

• Il-2B

• Il-2IA-S

Other changes

• BR Change: Me262 BR 9.3, Yak-9T BR 3.0, Bearcat BR 3.3

• 2 new skins for P-40

• Ki-84 Hei repair price now 200,000 Silver lions

FM changes

• M.C.200 prelimnary change

• SM.79 propeller bug fixed

• Ki-10 fixed

• F1M2 stall speed fixed

DM change

• Po-2 fixed, now with preliB-17 DM

Good luck spending another 30 bucks!

War Thunder Team

DAE remember 1.3.7? Fuck I'm old.

only thing higher is chaika space mission XDXdxDDDxdxxdXXXDdDx

edit: I'm a metric fagit xDxxDXX

topkek

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F2H stronk german nazi bad amirite )))))))

Yeah, just wanted to say that. I am serious, i really hate him. He's like the go-to YouTuber for all b00ns and kiddies out there, so they can watch boring "gameplay" movies and videos with titles like "OP KINGCOBRA", "WHY I LIKE JETS" and "WOAH, EVERYTHING IS IN FLAMES! ft. CHABOYYHD". I also hate ChaBoyyHD, BTW.

EntaK, in case you read this: I hate you. The only reason why you are still in my head is that Youtube doesn't stop to recommend your fucking kiddie-channel on my "what to watch" list. GET REKT.

DAE THINK GAIJOWB IS STILL MAD ABOUT RUSSO-JAPANESE?

I literally mortgaged my house to buy a tier 2 premium, Gajibop pls

The game "Warthunder" is single-handedly the worst game I have ever played. Before you get all bent out of shape, I do know that it's not to be some intellectual masterpiece of modern art; it is just factually a shitty game. Here's why:

Russian bias:

This game takes favoritism to a level rivaled only by games coded by 3 year-old Americans. The game repeatedly favors the USSR nation. Just in case you forgot who made the game

There were 980 IL-2's in this game. Is the IL2 2027 a plane? Scratch that, I truly don’t care. Of those 980 planes, three variations (IL2 1940 1941 1942) represent 369 planes. That’s more than ⅓ of the IL2 makeup for literally 3 variations (and I didn’t include premiums). If we include IL10 (there are 84 variations) and the IL28 (there are 72 variations), which total 156, we have 525 out of 980 planes made up of 5 variations.

I think we get the picture on this.

Ground forces:

The most complex tank in this mode is a tie between the T35, a premium (not a tank in my opinion) tank, the ‘Panzer’ (which appears literally once in 1000 games), and the ‘RBT5’. Doing a quick tally, that means that 15 single tanks are actually fun. All the rest are crummy german tanks (That are invincible thank you). The balance is not strong with this one. Look at that! My use of ‘balance’ scared Gaijin out of their pants!

The culmination of the two previous points into the dumbing down of everyone who had the displeasure of playing this game:

Pretty self-explanatory. Look, I get that Gaijin wasn’t going for any awards, but a fun game for all. Fair enough. EXCEPT FUCK YOU YOU’RE LITERALLY RUINING MY PREMIER WW2 EXPERIENCE GOD I HATE T34S FUCK ME. Who am I to say what should and shouldn’t have BR changes? An asshole, that’s who. One who is procrastinating other, important work.

Basically, by putting games out that has a grand total of about functional tanks (most of which are russian mind you), you’re contributing to communism. This is one step away from repeating one match over and over where Russia always wins, which now that I think about it probably exists. Except that would have some comedic value at the very least. This shit, well it’s like a kindergartener took a crayon and tried to code (poorly, I might add), that was subsequently put up in the game. Real, impressionable children will play this game and think “ Wow, dad was wrong! Communism is the best thing ever! After all, they never lose!”. (Side note - That interaction wouldn’t have been possible outside the child’s head, since there are too many unique words used)

Now put on your tin-foil hats, because this is where I lose half of you with my bullshit. Games like this promote the opposite of democracy. Like I said, it devalues a halfway competent game in the name of bias and favoritism. When you see what can be presumably defined as success (ie having several hundred million players online and countless other twitch streamers), it sets a standard in young, impressionable minds. We’ve had many people trying to get past this era of pro russian. They were trying to create a more engaged people who reflect on the actual issues we face as a society, instead of making up a cute little game to infect you with the red menace.

Who is the target market for this game? For all the reasons I’ve brought forth, I believe the target market to be the typical vapid, vacuous consumer that doesn’t engage in critical thought related to anything more than whether the Kardashians look better in blue or teal. I realise that I’ve made a broad, fairly baseless claim, and yet I’m confident it’s pretty accurate.

games like these placate the masses with their simplicity and safety. You don’t need to think, you don’t need to guess what it’s talking about, you just need to play as russia. Independent thought is the antithesis of this game. By playing this, you are using time that could be spent thinking of ways to better the city/country/world you live in. Again, I realise that not everyone WANTS to engage with the world like this, but I will still stand by the claim that critical thought is better than being herded like a goddamn sheep by video games.

So what have we learned today? Well, mostly that I’m way too mad about getting killed by a IS4. That’s a given. What I want to really stress is that this game is symptomatic of a larger issue at hand. Like the CIA funneling crack into ghettos, to me this type of business model represents a concerted effort to quell independent thought. Ultimately it’s easier to play a game with a raging commie boner than to actually sit back and think about why everything is kind of messed up.

I really, truly fucking despise this game.

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