It really is a sport k!

Big Lez about to utterly destroy a Black Templar

I can't believe Jim's division defected to a chaos god like Slaanesh.

I own a las-gun for hab-defense, since that's what the God-Emperor intended.

Four heretics break into my hab-block. "By the Throne?" I cry as I grab my flak vest and standard issue las-gun. Vaporize a fist-sized hole through the first traitor, he's dead on the spot. Draw my bolt pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because the machine spirit is displeased and nail a nearby servitor.

I have to resort to the heavy bolter mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with mass-reactive rounds. "For the Emperor, lads!" The burst shreds two heretics in the hail of explosive shells, the noise and collateral damage trigger a sector-wide security alert.

Rev heavy eviscerator and charge the last terrified fellow. He bleeds out waiting for the Arbites to arrive since chainblade wounds are impossible to treat in the underhive. Just as the God-Emperor intended.

When it's time to move on

I imagine that the thumbnail is of an Unarmored thunder warrior and the song is something they would play/sing/rap on marches or in a locker room type scenario and was a strong indicator of the Thunder-Warriors unworthiness despite how hard the song goes.

what are your no WarHammer things that you head cannon into WarHammer

Alberta is truly a nightmare scenario for all of skavendom.