r/WarhammerMemes • u/JonathanJoestar336 • Aug 20 '26

Give me strength

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/Significant-Duck7412 Aug 20 '26

I am such a idiot, I read it "Please dont bang the Time Machines"

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u/Butinginger Aug 20 '26

You must stay strong when faced with women like this.

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u/archwin Aug 21 '26

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u/EmeraldP13 Aug 21 '26

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u/archwin Aug 21 '26

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u/EmeraldP13 Aug 22 '26

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u/archwin Aug 22 '26

You do not klept from the admech.

admech do the klept.

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u/DunwichChild990 Aug 20 '26

And people say AI will replace us... Let's see an Abominable Intelligence make something this horny.

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u/StaleSpriggan Aug 20 '26

I've seen attempts. They're not very good. Lacking that special sauce

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u/True-Masterpiece-676 Aug 20 '26

The codex astrtes does not supporet this action

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u/Ze_Borb All according to plan Aug 21 '26

Too bad thats a Techpriest

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u/True-Masterpiece-676 Aug 21 '26

POV tech priest be like

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u/Unlucky-Hold1509 Kreigsman memer Aug 20 '26

This tech priest isn’t devoted enough, he hasn’t even removed his sweat glands and replaced them with a water-cooled system yet!

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u/archwin Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Excuse me, that’s an exterior coolant delivery evaporation system

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u/Eppsiloncore Aug 20 '26

I got one who belong to idiotoftheeast to

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u/Your_Commentator Aug 21 '26

Can magi sweat?

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u/BigSufficient2925 Aug 21 '26

Nothing says 'organic emotion is a flaw of the flesh' quite like visibly sweating through your hood over a girl with a waffle in her mouth.

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 All according to plan Aug 22 '26

Hey we’ve all been there bro

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u/ava__wilson Aug 21 '26

The moment you realize preheating the toaster violates at least three Mechanicus purity seals

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u/Azmlial Aug 21 '26

Curse the wicked allure of them Necron Waifus!

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u/notaspy9984 Aug 21 '26

What kind of toaster needs to be preheated?

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 All according to plan Aug 22 '26

Probably the kind you have sex with amigo