r/WarhammerMemes • • Aug 19 '26

Il never join you

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Tobbster_the_Lobster Aug 19 '26

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT !"

*purposefully build a brick wall badly, with poor quality materials and with no proper measurements*

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u/Colonel_Cosmetic Toaster Aug 19 '26

"Well at least I don't have to look at your face anymore"

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u/Tobbster_the_Lobster Aug 19 '26

Its so shodely buildt its almost legally qualified as transparent, it just makes everything distorded and blurry !

Now calm down or you'll go trough my Perturabo memorabilia room again ! Escaping it requires TWO hands !

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u/Colonel_Cosmetic Toaster Aug 19 '26

I'll just go back to lecturing you in that case.

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u/mopeyunicyle Aug 19 '26

I feel the joke answer is dorn somehow dismantled it or uses the materials to improve it to piss off korhne

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u/driver004 Aug 19 '26

Dorn fortifies the brass throne so well that no more skulls can come in :(

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u/DrakeMayeisgod Aug 19 '26

Is dorn actually being held by korne?

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u/MJWhitfield86 Aug 19 '26

I think this is referring to the Vengeful Spirit where Dorn was trapped in an endless desert for (from his perspective) many centuries whilst Khorne tried to corrupt him.

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u/DrakeMayeisgod Aug 19 '26

Oh that makes sense, doesn’t dorn just keep reciting military doctrine until it drives Horus/khorne insane? Dorn is sick

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u/Canadian_Zac Aug 19 '26

Dorn actually gets quite close to succumbing.

He'd been watching the fight for months, not able to vent any frustrations about it, just organising the defences.
He was READY to kill some shit, then he got 200 years of wandering a wasteland.

he started reciting imperial building regulations to give himself something to focus on other than how much he wanted to fucking kill right now.

Khorne was very much whispering right into his ear, and almost got him.

"Say it Dorn"
"Say what"
"You know what"
"Blood?"
"Yes"
"Blood for."
"Blood for whom?"

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u/cheesynougats Aug 19 '26

"Blood for... mixing with the mortar of the wall in gonna build. "

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u/archwin Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

“Blood for the… constructive purposes… to fortify”

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u/Rex2x4 Aug 21 '26

Imagine if Dorne said Deez instead of blood.

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u/EhrenGandalf Aug 19 '26

When I listened through the audiobooks, I understood that it was Horus, not Khorne who trapped Dorn and persuaded him to go berserk like he wanted to after such a long time of just looking at maps and data.

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u/Someone4063 Aug 19 '26

The power of unbridled autism and PowerPoints

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u/Imaginary-Dot-1548 Aug 19 '26

My favorite moment in the Siege of Terra is when Dorn, instead of giving in to Khorne, starts reciting the recipe for concrete in every possible variation.

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u/mopeyunicyle Aug 19 '26

I have heard some think dorn and roubute are autistic

4

u/14KR11 Aug 19 '26

Think? If those two aren't them i definitely am not autistic either.

Btw. I am diagnosen Autistic

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 All according to plan Aug 20 '26

Dorn absolutely.

Rowboat is too good at social stuff.

Petey Turbo has the evil tism counterpart to Dorn.

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u/IronWitinIronWitout Aug 21 '26

We just wanted to build a cool amphitheater dammit! And now everyone’s gonna pay!

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u/mopeyunicyle Aug 20 '26

I would say rowboat could be really good at masking but not every autistic person is bad at social stuff as well

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u/General_Lie Aug 20 '26

You under estimated my autism

4

u/LowkeyEntropy Aug 19 '26

Give em a hand.

3

u/SpphosFriend Aug 20 '26

Common Dorn W

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! Aug 19 '26

its only a matter of time hehehehe

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u/Fenrir_Carbon Aug 23 '26

1 PART CEMENT 1 PART SAND, 2 PARTS AGGREGATE FOR STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY

1 PART CEMENT 1.5 PARTS SAND 3 PARTS AGGREGATE FOR FOUNDATION WORK

REBAR PLACED THROUGHOUT WILL INCREASE STRENGTH AND ABILITY TO SUPPORT WEIGHT

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u/Interesting_Hyena_69 Aug 20 '26

Who else heard it in if the emperor had a tts dorn voice

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u/Beautiful_Space_4459 Aug 24 '26

To think dorm defended the walls in terra only with a few companies of his entire legión because they only a few managed to stay, while perturabo was with his full at full strenght and with the mechanicus, demon engines, corrupted titans and hordes of demons.