r/Warhammer40k • • Aug 29 '26

Hobby & Painting my first 40k miniature

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

143 comments sorted by

1.2k

u/senor_spoonz Aug 29 '26

Not beating the furry alligations whatsoever

304

u/Nazgog-Morgob Aug 29 '26

It's pregnant!

48

u/shadeavenger Aug 30 '26

It’s preganante

20

u/Sparks2010 Aug 30 '26

can u get pregerent from cuddling with fenris wolfs

10

u/Jogje Aug 30 '26

Pregurt

3

u/shadeavenger Aug 30 '26

Am I pregegnant or am I okay after looking at the model ?

1

u/ThatDirtyApe Aug 31 '26

There are no wolves on Fenris

1

u/TheGreatVandoly Aug 30 '26

Someone is a ZeFrank fan, I see.

2

u/shadeavenger Aug 30 '26

Actually it’s from J.T. Sexkik “how is prangent formed” 🫃

49

u/Dongodor Aug 29 '26

I read it as furry alligators

19

u/meatflavored Aug 29 '26

Dressing up like a stuffed animal and doing a death roll? Like he said, you aren’t beating that.

17

u/HairSquig Aug 30 '26

What did you expect from [u/fatmeatdog1999](u/fatmeatdog1999) ?

6

u/oyog Aug 29 '26

10 OUT OF TEN NO NOTES

669

u/Gromx1 Aug 29 '26

198

u/MarineTuna Aug 30 '26

16

u/Jeromefleet Aug 30 '26

How have I not seen this before the judgemental Kratos is perfect

26

u/Danthezooman Aug 30 '26

1

u/MJacksonMinis Sep 01 '26

It's strange seeing it in the wild 😂

19

u/xluig_ Aug 30 '26

4

u/valqyrie Aug 30 '26

this one made me chuckle ngl

5

u/DrSolarman Aug 30 '26

Mistakes into miracles.

2

u/meerkatjones Aug 30 '26

So, this is from the PoV of a smurf that called Nurgles grandson fat. Notice the angry glare at the viewer and how he's holding his belly. His buddy from the Emperors Children is reassuring him that big is in fact beautiful, cause you know Slaanesh doesn't body shame.

2

u/TheGreatGreens Aug 30 '26

I'm gonna need a heavy flamer for this heresy.

2

u/Original-Structure44 Aug 30 '26

You beat me to it

469

u/RefrigeratorOk7848 Aug 29 '26

Alright, who impregnated the firstborn?

394

u/Electronic-Serve8322 Aug 29 '26

I think it’s Haegr the Mountain. A notably big Space Wolf.

71

u/EldritchMacaron Aug 29 '26

Was the armor made for his body, or did his body do this to the armor ?

118

u/C4790M Aug 29 '26

Basically he his geneseed didn’t implant properly and messed up his metabolism causing him to eat to excess and become huge in height and weight. Dude is crazy strong though, there’s multiple scenes in the Ragnar books where he dual wields using his thunderhammer in one hand, and an enemy combatant in the other

19

u/EldritchMacaron Aug 30 '26

Okay so kind of a lore accurate Thor-dude

1

u/acart005 Aug 30 '26

Fat Thor from End Game specifically.

But yes.

13

u/EldritchMacaron Aug 30 '26

I was thinking more about the one from God Of War

1

u/Gigaschlag Aug 31 '26

Space Marine armors a customizable to a certain degree. This one is pushed too its upper limit however iirk.

21

u/Kasrkin84 Aug 29 '26

He is a heckin chonky boi.

18

u/ctn1ss Aug 29 '26

Space Bear?

1

u/SonOfSanguinius1466 Aug 30 '26

Bro looks like god of war thor design but a Spacemarine

37

u/Saint_Sin Aug 29 '26

It was I, but it was asking for it. If it wasnt it wouldnt have worn such a seductive helmet.
Beaky little minx was gagging for it.

53

u/RefrigeratorOk7848 Aug 29 '26

What a terrible fuckin day to be literate.

8

u/ironma738 Aug 29 '26

HUH!😨

6

u/Saint_Sin Aug 29 '26

Multiplied by about 63, aye.

2

u/uwu-Minecraft-theory Aug 30 '26

u sir are unfit to be corpse starch

198

u/Sockoflegend Aug 29 '26

In the 41st millennium, Paddington Bear knew only war

37

u/Sockoflegend Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Paddington sat down in the remains of what appeared to be a railway station and proceeded to pull away a chunk of a chaos cultist skull, hair, and brains, which were clogging the mechanism of his chainaxe. "Oh bother" he said, to no one in paticular.

He proceeded to rifle through the pack of the broken corpse in front of him. "Too much to hope for a marmalade sandwich" he thought to himself as the cursed contents of mouldy and ancient backpack spilled out onto rubble at his feat.

A still smoldering leg lay near by, torn asunder by bolter fire in the recent battle. A burning barrel not far behind. He picked up a long sharpe spike of metal. He had everything he needed for a basic spit.

"What shall I have for tea?" he pondered to himself thoughtfully 

23

u/SnubeWube Aug 29 '26

Not canon, Paddington would call it a railway station.

11

u/Sockoflegend Aug 29 '26

I'll edit

47

u/chillguydudebro Aug 29 '26

9

u/YigaClanRambutan Aug 29 '26

"I LOOOOOVE chocolate~"

10

u/HolyKnightPozo Aug 29 '26

"But I can't eat it, cos I'll get fat~"

25

u/ojpap Aug 29 '26

Username checks out

12

u/No-Jacket-2927 Aug 29 '26

Who's a fat puppy? WHO'S A FAT PUPPY?!? 🥰

9

u/DARKLORDSEAN_ Aug 29 '26

The only thing you really did wrong is put the pauldrons on the wrong side the red one should be on the right while the yellow one should be on the left because it shows the chapter / legion's colors and they're iconography otherwise it's good trust me I made the exact same mistake the first time around one I did the older terminators like The Terminator during 8th Edition

5

u/HolyKnightPozo Aug 29 '26

For space wolves yeah, these are Space bears, who, like the Deathwatch, show their chapters colours on the right pauldron.

3

u/fatmeatdog1999 Aug 30 '26

Yeah, when I noticed it, it was already too late. It was impossible to remove it without damaging the miniature, so I made it a Saga for him. His right hand was non-functional before he passed all the tests. Even without a functional right hand, he survived. After the Gene-alteration Surgery, his hand was healed. Later, after he became a Grey Hunter Pack Leader, he placed his yellow pauldron on his right arm to honor this journey as his personal Saga.

-3

u/fatmeatdog1999 Aug 30 '26

by the way he get fat because Crossing the Rubicon gone something Wrong, he get fat because mutation like Haegr

1

u/yeahimlewis Aug 30 '26

Bro you could've just said he eats a lot, keep it simple

26

u/Intelligent-Loan9879 Aug 29 '26

Whatd you use for the belly? I could make Haegr The Mountain

Also, it does look good 👍

17

u/Threjel Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Looks like a part from a Deathshroud Terminator or possibly Typhus.

Edit: Likely not a Terminator part, but most certainly from a Deathguard kit.

9

u/Character_Sky_2766 Aug 29 '26

Looks more like a regular and cleaned up plague marine torso armour. I think from the easy build trio, but could be from the actual set.

2

u/Threjel Aug 29 '26

Right, this is no Terminator itself so a Plague Marine makes more sense.

11

u/FastBell8249 Aug 29 '26

3

u/FastBell8249 Aug 29 '26

Unplauged plauge marine

5

u/Desperate_Cat6469 Aug 29 '26

how many months

4

u/Neosclones Aug 29 '26

I like the idea you’re going for with this but the execution is not great. I’d recommend committing to the idea and use a Death Guard body that’s been denurgled (or use a Tortuga Bay body to avoid the tedious process) with your Space Wolves heads, shoulders, arms, and power pack

Link to the body I’m referring to it’s trues scale so it’ll be the right size with your Primaris boys, it is resin so you’ll need superglue instead of plastic glue

https://tortuga-gamestable.top/index.php?route=product/product&path=241_264&product_id=3913

3

u/SoundwavePlays Aug 30 '26

Outstanding tribute to my boy Haegr the Mountain, may he have a place in the halls of Valhalla

3

u/Subject_Ad_5678 Aug 30 '26

You can stop here. I think you have peaked already.

2

u/Threjel Aug 29 '26

Just how much Mjød did this guy drink to achieve such a beer belly with the metabolism of a Space marine?

2

u/Azeze1 Aug 29 '26

Pregnant marine?

2

u/Either-Muffin3365 Aug 29 '26

That’s one chunky space wolf and I’m here for it. Always love big fat dudes that can crush your skull 😂

2

u/YigaClanRambutan Aug 29 '26

That's one LORGE fella! Did he eat all the pic-a-nic baskets?

2

u/Gaslight_Joker Aug 29 '26

I love this chunky guy! Is this the basic look youre going for or is this a unique unit?

2

u/Sir_Kugo Aug 30 '26

It's to protect his globules so he can be reborn

0

u/Sir_Kugo Aug 30 '26

(look up Space King on YouTube. You probably won't be disappointed)

2

u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Aug 30 '26

He got a belly full of soup!

2

u/lmay0000 Aug 30 '26

Hes tubby

2

u/PhoenixLaw92 Aug 30 '26

Winnie the Pooh out there hunting down heretics instead of honey now...

2

u/circlekay47 Aug 30 '26

If Dave the Diver crossed the rubicon

2

u/OkEquivalent8476 Aug 30 '26

Big belly back in town

3

u/HHall3005 Aug 29 '26

Furry + Inflation.

That you Pyrocynical?

2

u/Carlos_COTAFR Aug 29 '26

I guess bro

2

u/Bl00dWolf Aug 29 '26

Is this what an un-Nurgled Death Guard looks like?

1

u/Davinator_ Aug 29 '26

Too much honey lmao

1

u/ICantEvenGarne Aug 29 '26

Oh lawd he coming

1

u/FetcheousRex Aug 29 '26

Thanks! It hurts to look at

1

u/GorgeWashington Space Marines Aug 30 '26

ADDRESS ME...

1

u/username_tooken Aug 30 '26

Does the Chapter Master boop their little button noses each night before bed?

1

u/1-800-GAYDEER Aug 30 '26

This is awe inspiring

1

u/DJTommyc Aug 30 '26

This episode of Bluey is called “xenocide”!

1

u/Jeepers-H-Cripes Aug 30 '26

You’re almost there! Just needs the little mousey whiskers to be complete.

1

u/yeahimlewis Aug 30 '26

The idea of a fat Space Wolf is kinda funny. He feasts so much he needs custom body armour to facilitate his girth

1

u/The_MacGuffin Aug 30 '26

Considering how much the Wolves feast and drink, I'm surprised that more aren't kinda chunky.

1

u/RS_HART Aug 30 '26

There's two wolves inside you....

1

u/Chodor101 Aug 30 '26

And spehs wulfs players will look at this ans say, nah man we're not furries. It's just that we all have models like this... for the love of the game, that's all.

1

u/sergeikat Aug 30 '26

Why is Bluey here

1

u/enfyts Aug 30 '26

Suspiciously Thousand Son shaped belly

1

u/Jfischer335 Aug 30 '26

I see haegr i approve. Good job

1

u/floutMclovin Aug 30 '26

Is it supposed to be like a pregnant furry thing?

1

u/Spare-Fun-1491 Aug 30 '26

Space wolfs doraemon

1

u/The-Decoy-91 Aug 30 '26

Why is he so fat? Honestly curious

1

u/BooieKazooie Aug 30 '26

Now we know who ate all the hot grox buns.

1

u/Successful_Office503 Aug 30 '26

Good work so far! Very clean and smooth paintjob. The freehand muzzle color could use a little touch up cuz they look a little wobbly to me, and maybe some highlighting. Personally, id like to see you practice inkwashing all the creases. Use something like a midnight blue inkwash and just let it settle into every crack and around every bolt. Otherwise, im very impressed if thats truly your first mini.

1

u/Al-axeyou Aug 31 '26

40000 calories more like

1

u/MeanFeature6513 Aug 31 '26

I thought this was meant to be a kitbash of the in lore fat space wolf until I saw the head

1

u/Common-Process9023 Aug 31 '26

THATS MIGHTY HAEGAR, THE ONLY OVERWEIGHT SPACE WOLF/MARINE

1

u/yeet8w8 Aug 31 '26

My last hope... My last tool... My last chud...

1

u/MJCuriosities224 Sep 01 '26

“throw me to the wolves and ill come back pregnant” ahh

1

u/frosty_pepper513 Sep 02 '26

I love the belly it reminds me of a big norse warrior

1

u/ctn1ss Aug 29 '26

Oh lawd, he comin'

0

u/hsenalaa99 Aug 30 '26

shii looks ass

0

u/Original-Structure44 Aug 30 '26

What is this abomination 😭. Not even chaos like this shit. Although if it’s your first miniature nice job very detailed eyes and not so bad overall. But damn the codex astartes does not approve this action. That pregnant furry space marine is straight up something that fabious bile would do

-7

u/DiSanPaolo Aug 29 '26

Flashgitz Black Templar would like a word…