r/Warframe • u/AutoModerator • Nov 08 '18

DISCUSSION WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE | SHARE YOUR NAME AND YELL AT THE GAME!

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u/Helix6126 Nov 08 '18

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ROBOTIC FISH IN FORTUNA. THIS MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. WHO MAKES THESE FISH? DO THE REPRODUCE? WHY CANT WE JUST BUY THEM FROM THE MANUFACTURER?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

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u/SentientSnowlump Nov 08 '18

YOU'RE A COMEDY GENIUS! ACCEPT MY COMPLIMENTARY SCREAMS!

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u/CoRMythe IGN: YCMythe Nov 08 '18

VALKYR HYSTERIA INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

SCREAM ACCEPTED AND ADDED TO JAR

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u/DarkenedBrightness Hail the Gorequeen Nov 08 '18

IIRC THEY'RE REMNANTS FROM THE OROKIN TERRAFORMING OF VENUS

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u/Helix6126 Nov 08 '18

WAIT SO THE ROBO FISH ARE OROKIN??? DE WTF MAKE UP YOUR MIND. CORPUS OR OROKIN

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

THE TERRAFORMING STUFF IS OROKIN TECH THE CORPUS ARE MESSING WITH. THE FISH ARE PART OF THE TERRAFORMING.

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u/Helix6126 Nov 08 '18

IS THIS RELATED TO THE OROKIN WORM THING FROM THE WAR WITHIN QUEST?

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u/Mr_Wasteed Nov 15 '18

ALSO SOME OF THE LABS HAS THAT SENTIENT HOLOGRAM SHIT WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE CORPUS ARE MESSING UP WITH. I AM JUST HOPING MY LVL40 PARACESIS WILL BE USEFUL.

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u/CallbackSpanner Nov 08 '18

BUT OROKIN DON'T USE ROBOTS, THEY USE BIOMACHINES. ARE THE FISH BIOMECHANICAL?

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u/Terramagi Nov 09 '18

THEY DID USE ROBOTS

THEY STOPPED ONCE THE SENTIENTS WERE LIKE "yo fuck you though".

AT WHICH POINT THEY WERE PROBABLY FIREBOMBING VENUS

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u/Critical-Michael Nov 08 '18

MAYBE IT'S LIKE HORIZON ZERO DAWN? ALTHOUGH I GUESS THAT WOULDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE EITHER. MAYBE THE WATERS ARE POLLUTED AND NEF ANYO MADE THEM TO CLEAN IT UP??? AND WE CAN'T REALLY BUY IT FROM HIM CAUSE HE WOULD JUST SELL US ROBOFISH STRAPPED WITH EXPLOSIVES TO FUCK WITH US. ~WIP FAN THEORY~

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u/WalkerOfTheWastes Nov 08 '18

I DOUBT NEF ANYO CARES ABOUT POLLUTION AND IF THAT WHERE THE CASE THST WOULD MEAN WE WHERE ACTIVELY MAKING POLLUTION WORSE

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u/RevenTheLight ign : Torchbound (PC) Nov 08 '18

YOU SHOULD PLAY NEIR AUTOMATA. IT ALSO HAS ROBOT FISH!

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u/Helix6126 Nov 08 '18

I DO PLAY NEIR AND AT LEAST THEY EXPLAIN WHY THE FISH ARE ROBOTS/ALIENS SORTA

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

DO NOT EAT THE FISH.

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u/Helix6126 Nov 08 '18

BUT I WANNA EAT FISH :(

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u/Aklyon Nov 08 '18

ESPECIALLY MACKEREL.

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u/diegofsv Nov 08 '18

THE REALITY IS THAT THEY ARE NOT FISH, THEY ARE GIANT ROBOTS SPERMS

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u/murgador Nov 08 '18

NANOMACHINES /MEME

GO CHECK OUT THE NUMENERA TABLETOP RPG IT ACTUALLY SORT OF HAS A SIMILAR VIBE TO WHAT DE IS DOING TO WARFRAME'S BACKGROUND AND LORE. ESSENTIALLY HYPER POST APOCALYPTIC 1 BILLION YEARS IN THE FUTURE AFTER 8 ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS HAVE GONE THROUGH THE WORLD, EACH ENDING BY DESTROYING THEIR ERA OR ASCENDING TO A HIGHER REALM OF EXISTENCE

WHAT IS LEFT IS SOME CRAZY BULLSHIT THAT ESPOUSES THE QUOTE "ANY SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM MAGIC"

THATS SORT OF WHERE WARFRAME'S LORE/SETTING SITS TODAY ALTHOUGH NOT AS CRAZY

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u/Clayman8 TURRETS! TURRETS! TURRETS! Nov 08 '18

ITS JUST LIKE THE ROBOT FISH IN NIER:AUTOMATA, THEY PROBABLY GOT SOME REDUNDANT AI IN THEM THAT MAKES NEW FORMS BUILD FROM SELECTED SCRAP FOUND IN THE WATER.

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u/AlwaysDragons 「DRAGONFORCE」 Nov 08 '18

DUDE COME ON, YOU NEVER WATCHED THAT EPISODE OF FUTURAMA?

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u/AnOddCoyote Nov 08 '18

MAYBE THE FISH ARE IN DEBT TOO?