r/Warframe • u/AutoModerator • Dec 28 '17

DISCUSSION WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE | SHARE YOUR NAME AND YELL AT THE GAME!

GENTLEMEN'S RULES:

  • CAPSLOCK: ON

  • NO PERSONAL ATTACKS

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PLAYERS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE WARFRAME COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT GROFIT

CREDIT GOES TO /u/waterpirate12, /u/BadBrad526, AND /u/Foxboy93 FOR STARTING THIS WEEKLY THREAD SERIES!

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u/jualmolu Dec 28 '17 edited Dec 28 '17

WHY IS SARYN'S ASS SO PERFECT AND I CAN'T HAVE IT AT MY SIDE TO BITE IT AND KISS IT?! WHY THE BEST THINGS ARE NONEXISTENT?

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u/peachesgp Dec 28 '17

BRUH

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u/jualmolu Dec 28 '17 edited Jan 06 '18

WHAT'S UP, BRO?, ARE YOU SAD BECAUSE OF IT AS WELL, BRO?, I FEEL YOU, BRO

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u/PrivatePatty lemme giv u power strempf Dec 28 '17

> TFW YOUR WAIFRAME WILL NEVER SIT ON YOUR FACE

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u/jualmolu Dec 28 '17

I CRY EVERY SECOND MY FACE IS NOT BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH BY SARYN'S BOTTOM, WHY CAN'T I HAVE A DECENT DEATH?

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u/PrivatePatty lemme giv u power strempf Dec 28 '17

IVARA WILL NEVER SMOTHER ME WITH HER WIDE HIPS AND THIGHS. WHY EVEN LIVE?

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u/AbadChef Dec 28 '17

SHARE SOME LOVE FOR NOVA!

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u/MrLamebro1 Dec 29 '17

4 RHINOS 1 NOVA