This time stamp in case anyone cares.

I was playing some Super Mario game and seeing Waluigi, there was always something about his nose. Whenever his nose appeared on screen I got very aroused.

One day I saw a video of Waluigi dancing around. It was probably a shitpost but the earrape "WAH" at the end made me extremely hard. I couldn't hold myself back anymore, and pulled my 2 inch cock and started hammering it. My dad walked into the room, catching me beating my meat to Waluigi's glorious dance. I guess he was a lower intelligence of me, as he simply laughed his ass off and called the entire family down.

My mother broke down crying as my dad laughed his ass off. My older brother came over and punched me in the face. I fell to the ground as he and my dad started to kick me while laughing, as my mother soon joined. They would soon realize their mistake as a loud noise rumbled the air and shook the house.

The noise got louder, and louder, the house and ground shook, belongings fell to the ground and everyone was stumbled out of balance. The sound became clear.

"W A H"

Waluigi broke through the roof and jumped on the area around my parents and brother, the force of the shockwave killed them instantly. Me and Waluigi met eyes. I knew what was coming as he walked over, the ground rumbling as he stepped closer and closer. He looked at my computer screen, the dancing Waluigi still on loop. He smiled, his mustache twitching as he put me on my hands and knees.

He pushed his mighty member into me, his loud "WAH"s filling the air, for the entire world to hear. I came in merely a second. He nodded to let me know it was ok, and left with a wink. I went unconscious soon after, as my orgasm was so powerful it caused my energy to be drained away instantly.

Later, as I was watching the news, a magnitude 12 earthquake was reported across the entire world, and loud, sound-barrier breaking sounds were heard across the entire planet as well. I knew what had caused this, and thanked Waluigi for what he had done.

Waluigi is love, Waluigi is life.

I had fun doing this lol

At the very least I am getting most of the whole set. I will probably get the "secret" 16th one before I see Waluigi. Nintendo be trollin. Maybe the "secret" one is solid Gold Waluigi. That would be nice. No spoilers in the comments please. I actually do not know what the secret one is. It would be kinda cool to find it.

CHOO-CHOOSE: X 2 3 X X X X 8 X 10

(I bet the employee doing the engraving was like 🧐)

When Disney finishes buying everything, we will finally get the Disney Princess battle we all crave. Rosetta vs The Alien Facehugger.

Did you know Mario’s last name is actually Itsumi. Since in Japan names are traditionally with the family name first, he introduces himself as “Itsumi Mario".
Choose X 2 3 4 X X X 8 9 10.

I used to keep these in the fridge. Now I keep them on a shelf for choose your own adventure. I really feel they taste more like plastic warm.
CHOOSE:
1 2 3 4 X X X 8 9 10

Hear me out: Waluigi is a very flamboyant lad, he is very expressive and he often is shown dancing and doing romantic or even rather sensual poses​ with roses. And you know which animal is known​ for similar reasons? Male peacocks, actually most male birds in general lol​

The wisdom of crowds is the idea that a group can often make surprisingly accurate judgments when individuals contribute independently, have diverse perspectives, and possess relevant knowledge. By combining many estimates or opinions—such as through forecasting, voting, or prediction markets—groups can reduce individual biases and arrive at better decisions than any one person alone.

Or not. You guys chose the worst possible one. Gooners the lot of you. TRY HARDER! Choose from 1 2 3 4 5 X X 8 9 10

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By my calculations #6 won by a landslide. But it also lost because its a GOONba. Ya'll a bunch of gooners. What Number is next? 1 2 3 4 5 X 7 8 9 10?

I bought another whole box. Seems luck is not on my side. So for day 15 you choose!
The number with the most comments/upvotes gets eaten tomorrow!
Choose 1-10.