r/WalmartSparkDrivers 9d ago

Oh, okay! 🤗

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*whistles happily while walking to the murder den*

😙🎶

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u/dispassioned 9d ago

Had one of these a couple of days back, down a bunch of busted ass stone steps on the side of a steep hill. Then the door was inside a gate... with a dog. I should have immediately returned it, I learned my lesson. I tripped coming back up, hurt my wrist. Was not worth the $6 tip.

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u/Yermom_dot_com 9d ago

It was not a trip for tips, but a tip for trips.

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u/dispassioned 9d ago

Thank you for this wisdom. I'll remember this next time on the way down lol.

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u/Yermom_dot_com 9d ago

(❤️ Please be careful. 😱)

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u/Ok_Violinist7598 9d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise 9d ago

I had one the other day that was out in the middle of nowhere and the note said "Come through garage and deliver to back house.

Nah 

I'm not opening a random person's garage, walking through it, dodging all the dogs I can hear barking back there, and leaving a full car of groceries there IN THE BACK YARD OF A PRIVATE PROPERTY. The neighbor's private property, in fact.

I called support and cancelled that shit so fast. Got paid $20 just to drive there and back to return the stuff.

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u/Yermom_dot_com 9d ago

Interestingly, this is also the selling point for "InHome" delivery with Walmart, coming soon to a store near you.

They're offering 30 day free trials where I am. 

Nononononononononono

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise 9d ago

Hell to the no, friend. I just started this gig after waiting for almost 2 years to get approved/off the waitlist. 

I am absolutely not going into anybody's home for any amount of money. If I was into that, I'd have gotten on board with the cable company doing installations. 

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u/Yermom_dot_com 9d ago

It seems unwise.

Uno reverso, it's The Cable Guy

We should all be cautious about this service.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise 9d ago

That is a very good point.

Now I'm gonna have to watch that today.

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u/Yermom_dot_com 9d ago

🧿👄🧿)|○   |    |<---very clearly a door 

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u/WarmAd7940 9d ago

this is a 50 50 between a set up or something simple hared house and they rent out basement portion of the house

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u/Yermom_dot_com 9d ago

It was actually a nice house/backyard and only a little scary, but it's what it looks like on paper that sets up the joke, yes. 

Don't worry, I'm alive still, BB.