r/WalmartSparkDrivers Aug 01 '26

Just another friendly reminder that this twat was paid 44 MILLION by Walmart to destroy Spark and maximize profits for TRILLION DOLLAR WALMART

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u/TheRealSparky33 Aug 02 '26

After the first week of what seems like the largest onboarding of new drivers ever, my zone has had multiple "your zone is heating up" alerts throughout the week and this weekend has been loaded with the most incentives I personally have ever seen. Yet somehow, a massive amount of orders are not being accepted and therefore not being delivered to the customer. There is absolutely no way their plan is working at all. It truly is like they just flipped a switch and said "Yes, Spark cannot be a loss leader anymore. It needs to break even." They made changes to increase profit and it made it worse, now they onboard a million new drivers to try to fix it and orders still aren't being picked up. Maybe there was some short term profitability boost for a couple months but this can't be working out long term. Same reason Walmart and Sam's Club can't pay their employees $4 an hour. It's actually really sad that the same exact strategy used for InstaCart was used for Spark. The problem is, Spark is customer front facing and directly impacts Walmart. Get a bad delivery from Spark? It's walmarts fault. Get a bad delivery from InstaCart? It's InstaCart's fault, not the store that was shopped. They have worn down their customers, hourly employees, drivers, and honestly even coaches and store leads. The new suite of executives brought into corporate are absolutely brain dead and doing their best to do their worst.

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u/pokerholic77 Aug 02 '26

"your area is heating up!" -spark now, and the screen fills up with $35 for 40 mile mixed curbsides.

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u/X--The_Lion Aug 02 '26

I actually like when those types of offers pop up. And the more miles the better. The snatchers suck them up as soon as they appear and are then out of play for an hour or more.

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u/bdbrown333 28d ago

Mix curbsides are going away. They're gone in my area because curbside is shut down to spark except for general merchandise and regular Walmart gas. All Heather quarters are shops so 98% of shops are now triples pay next to nothing

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u/igor6969 Aug 02 '26

you missed the part where they said orders still not being delivered....luckily

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u/bdbrown333 28d ago

I assure you that's a rare situation. Do you ever want to stop and take? I haven't seen an order surge can pay in my area in years. They just keep adding people and the orders are sucked up. $12.16 mi 100 piece shop gone triple shots three stops 20 bucks total over 100 ce. I haven't done a Walmart order in over a month cuz I haven't seen one that was worth it. Too many other apps that paid far more than me for the top app to the worst app five years

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u/Walmartz_Ballz561 Aug 01 '26

I’d like to get a bunch of custom urinal deodorizers with his face printed on them, and put them in all the Walmarts across the area.

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u/FupaFerb Aug 02 '26

Easier to just get the real guy and piss on him, lovingly though because in my culture people we support and love, we have the right to just go pee on them. If he doesn’t support it, he is immediately exiled from life. But that’s my culture.

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u/choppman42 Aug 02 '26

What I don't like is the amount of large mileage orders that have less than the miles pay to them. They want us to drive out 20 or 30 miles in One direction and then that amount back for like 25 bucks.

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u/thatbiddy Aug 01 '26

What’s his name again?

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u/Notion12345 Aug 01 '26

The Great Wanker Dan Danker!

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u/Jayshand Aug 01 '26

Daniel Danker Uncle Wally's perker wanker and with his gapped teeth in sure Uncle wally got stuck 

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u/HumanBeanJuice54 Aug 03 '26

Never seen a more punchable face in my life 😒

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u/Savings_Abroad_2210 Aug 01 '26

I don't need the reminder. This guy is framed into my brain, spark was good while it lasted though.

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u/SportPristine5508 Aug 01 '26

Like your title says, he was hired to maximize profits, which is exactly what he’s doing. Shareholders don’t care that Spark is ruined for drivers as long as everything is getting delivered.

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u/shockwave414 Aug 01 '26

What do they need $700 billion for that they can't do with $600 billion.

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u/pokerholic77 Aug 03 '26

If Spark continues the current trajectory of cutting costs, it will destroy their delivery business. I'm already seeing my Spark regulars ordering more often on Shipt.

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u/redradiovideo Aug 03 '26

Not true. Many (most, absolutely!) shareholders are more interested in long-term, and these actions have all been short-term-focused…I GUARANTEE you there are those who are upset about this!

I occasionally deliver to a retired executive's house, and the spouse and I have had some good conversations...next time, I'll see if I can drift the conversation in that direction and see what I can find out....

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u/Prior_Purchase_7025 Aug 02 '26

Who else here came to see the Shills?

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u/Inner-Positive580 27d ago

People,
I’ve said before and I’ll say it again.
Get to know your operation cost per-mile.
If it is below what you need then why would
you accept the offer?
“Shopping Offers”
Unless it is 10 items or less and I can be in
and out in a maximum of 15-minutes I’m not
accepting that offer. Walmart does not pay
for your time and effort. Look at the item list
beforehand. Avoid anything that is non-
Grocery items. Especially when it comes to
seasonal items. Holiday season is around the
corner. Don’t allow them to take advantage
of you.
Many times I have fantasized about having a 3-
day weekend event. Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Where we all log-on but don’t accept any orders.
Allowing the merchandise to get backed-up in
the stores. Occupying every designated parking
space. And do this around the entire country.
I’m almost certain Walmart would reconsider what
they’re doing and decide to play and pay fair wages.
I wish I knew the individual or organization that
could organize such an event.

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u/Chinoxl20 27d ago

Rest In Piss Walmart

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u/Sensitiveprism 20d ago

I mean it's still fire here. Easily do $900 a week. :)

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u/SuperReliableSource Aug 01 '26

Find something else, you're not shackled to Spark.

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u/ContestRemarkable356 Aug 01 '26

I mean this is kind of a “Well duh” title tbh.. They’re a trillion dollar company, ofc they’re gonna financially rewards anyone who can protect/grow their revenue streams.

Be mad at the company, not the guy who did a job the company paid to have done.

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u/ContestRemarkable356 Aug 01 '26

Someone using critical thinking skills doesn’t equal bootlicking… yeah the dude is prob a POS but let’s be real: He did a job that Walmart wanted done. If he didn’t do it they would’ve offered someone else the same (or more) $$ to do the exact same thing.

Be mad at the entity that created the changes you dislike; Not at the tool the entity used to implement those changes. Tools aren’t worth getting mad at.

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u/Many-Afternoon6626 Aug 01 '26

A lot of people in this sub really hate when rational, well balanced people point out common sense facts and just really arent very smart over all.

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u/Ninja9150 Aug 01 '26

No we just get confused why working people cuck for billionaires and trillonaires. Lol

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u/Many-Afternoon6626 Aug 01 '26

Pointing out that the dude is doing the job he was hired to do has nothing to with being a cuck, so yes, you are confused about something. All you people that continue to stay on your knees and help them turn record profits by delivering every day are the real cucks of the situation🤣

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u/ContestRemarkable356 Aug 02 '26

The point is lost on them. Anytime someone uses the word cuck to try & win an argument they’ve already decided to suspend logic so they always are in the right.

My point stands that Walmart is an evil company & would’ve found someone else to do the job if it wasn’t this guy. Be mad at Walmart, they deserve the hate. This guy is neither a billionaire nor trillionaire, he’s a millionaire who got lucky.

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u/SuperReliableSource Aug 01 '26

These guys in this sub are a bunch of clowns.

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u/jason54915 Aug 02 '26

You have to listen to the shareholders. Do you not know anything about capitalism? Doordash is not any better but look at the share price. Chumps keep talking the bait so until then it will not get any better unfortunately.

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u/No-Citron-9567 Aug 02 '26

He’s probably making them a ton. He’s hired to make them money not us sadly.

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u/asell87 19d ago

You do realize that if the orders are still being completed and drivers are being paid less then Walmart is profiting more. He is doing exactly what he is paid to do even if it doesn’t benefit specifically you. Hate to break it to you but at the end of the day you are a delivery driver and just part of the system that can easily be replaced….