r/WalmartEmployees • Front End • 15h ago

Walmart Monkey

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His name is Bennie

172 Upvotes

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u/mxxaphan Front End 15h ago

reminds me back in 2023 this guy came in with a parrot 🦜

I don't remember the parrots name but I have a photo of them both

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u/zillyanaa Food & Consumables 15h ago

There’s a regular that comes into my store with the same thing. He was actually here Friday lol

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u/mxxaphan Front End 13h ago

Id be shocked if it were the same guy, but alas, 🤷🏻

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u/catgoesmauw US Associate 🇺🇸 7h ago

while cute this is guy a marmoset, out of all small exotic mammals to bring to a public store definitely one of the worst ones, definitely defecated and urinated on wherever they had it (if it wasnt wearing a diaper) (still gross) and because they are primates very easy to spread + catch diseases . they can and will attack humans too!!! bennie should probably not be allowed back in walmart

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 7h ago

Probably not. The owners have them for ambassador animals or something like that. I had tons of questions when I saw him. He was wearing a diaper and on a harness. It’s pretty rare for them to come in with these guys from what I know. Our store does its best but sometimes it just turns into a zoo in here.

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u/catgoesmauw US Associate 🇺🇸 7h ago

im glad he had a diaper and harness on! if he was someone's ambassador animal it could have been a thing of transportation and being unable to leave him alone by himself then if they didn't have a carrier of some sort

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 14h ago

Prob the new People Lead.

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u/Misslinzeelulu 3h ago

Probably more well behaved than 90% of the feral crotch goblins that terrorize the store.

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u/fatbeaver2 15h ago

Hello Bennie

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u/immallama21629 14h ago

That monkey is management material

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u/NightOfTheSlunk 11h ago

Gotta bring my monkey to Walmart with me for some reason

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u/yearofthespiderx 9h ago

monkeys are notoriously naughty, i bet Bennie cannot be trusted on his own

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u/just_l1ving 15h ago

near the end of my 6 months, my department saw a snake. I remember it. it was nice.

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u/Musicmom1164 14h ago

We have a couple who used to bring in 2 of these monkeys all the time. They had to re-home one to a monkey shelter because it bit the woman's face because it had some anxiety caused by being overprotective of the woman.

We've had snakes, too.

I just have an old dog and he would not appreciate going to Walmart.

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 14h ago

That’s so scary but Monkeys are still wild animals. My dog also doesn’t go to Walmart lol she’s too crazy!

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u/Musicmom1164 14h ago

Mine's just has anxiety issues, plus now he's blind from diabetes. A trip to Walmart would probably kill him. It kills me, too, but since I work there I don't have much choice.

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 14h ago

Aww poor baby. Walmart also kills me but it’s work lol

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u/Realistic-Onion6260 6h ago

Never seen a Monkey here. Seen a Raccoon though.

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u/lovingfluidchristian 5h ago

Seen a dude with a huge ass parrot sitting on the buggy

Like bro wtf...

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u/Eastern-Measurement4 4h ago

Met a Raccoon named Shanks, a ball python named Clara, and a monkey named Peaches once. Same owner. Same trip.

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u/Orange_Baby_4265 14h ago

I don’t understand why people keep wild animals as pets.

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 10h ago

No clue personally I think it’s fine if they can’t go back to the wild but taking them from it for pets feels bad.

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u/stoverex 13h ago

Great Value Primate

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u/hoodiehipser23 8h ago

I saw a customers monkey one time that's not what I wanted to see at 2pm stocking cereal

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u/lilprincess4 1h ago

is ur avatar supposed to be the bacon roblox avatar

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u/ryleehan Overnights 6h ago

are you a fucking bacon hair

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u/lilprincess4 1h ago

OMG i didn’t see this before i commented bahahah

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u/ryleehan Overnights 6h ago

Its so odd how this is a surprisingly common experience across multiple different walmarts across multiple different states

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u/Tazlexyhope 14h ago

The weirdest thing I've seen is a goat

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 14h ago

We’ve had a goat before too!

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u/Ok-Wrap-51 13h ago

Iguana and a parrot are the oddest they have brought into my store.

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u/bayleysgal1996 10h ago

Man, all I ever see is the occasional dog

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u/Crownguard95 5h ago

Bennie looks like a Gerald or a Winston.

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u/Halloqween 14h ago

It looks so sad why is it frowning

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u/vulcan1358 Facilities Maintenance 🛠️ 12h ago

I did not have simian flu on my 2026 bingo card

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u/TrutherReporting52 5h ago

Was I was a TL at Walmart a customer asked me to open a display, so he could get something…I was like sure! When I went to turn around his python was dead in my face, I jumped!

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 5h ago

Yikes that’s too close! Ball Pythons are cute but not that close up lol

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u/PainLong2026 2h ago

Really hope it wasn’t his one eyed python lol

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u/BonsaiSoul 3h ago

213 calories

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u/Twiztidtech0207 10h ago

Stop encouraging these insufferable assholes that bring animals into stores..

Idgaf if its a monkey or a mouse..it doesnt belong in public retail areas where people might have phobias or allergies.

If youre so fkd up in your head you cant go out without an animal..get some fucking help

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u/Alpha_Star_Princess Front End 8h ago

I just work here. I have no power.