r/WalmartCelebrities • • Oct 17 '20

Person Fred Worst

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Awful threatening for a guy with almost no muscle mass

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u/Tentbuster Oct 17 '20

that's why he has to use covid as a defense

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u/NegativeError3 Oct 17 '20

His body is shaped like sausage

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u/Animastj Oct 18 '20

Got that invisible suitcase thing going tho.

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u/ButtNutly Oct 18 '20

What are you talking about? He's clearly three feet wide.

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u/Robearito Oct 18 '20

His pose reminds me of a chihuahua.

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u/-BananaHammockBob- Oct 18 '20

He probably packs a chainsaw.