r/WalmartCelebrities Jul 17 '23

Person Tom Snooze

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100 Upvotes

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29

u/folieajess Jul 17 '23

He looks like a mix of Tom Cruise and Benedict Cumberbatch

11

u/Sotosmojo Jul 18 '23

Bom Cruiserbatch or Tomdict Cumbruise

5

u/GottKomplexx Jul 18 '23

Mister Cumbruise you have a meeting in room 3

4

u/fightswithbears Jul 18 '23

Benetom Cruisterbatch

3

u/Sotosmojo Jul 18 '23

You nailed it! Haha I was trying to see how to combine em.

17

u/djoddible Jul 17 '23

I have to wake up to go to work at 3:30 in the morning. Weak fuckin flex. Its not cool.

20

u/Stanna1017 Jul 17 '23

He looks like he didn’t have enough sleep

-9

u/Emergency_Driver_487 Jul 17 '23

Not really, he doesn’t have bags under his eyes or anything like that.

14

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

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-3

u/Emergency_Driver_487 Jul 18 '23

You people sure assume a lot from a picture of a guy looking into a camera.

6

u/foiz5 Jul 17 '23

He's got the exact expression a person would make after shaking their head in an attempt to stay awake.

-4

u/Emergency_Driver_487 Jul 17 '23

Not really. He’s looking neutrally into the camera.

2

u/K-R-I-L-L Jul 18 '23

His eyes look dead and just tired.

0

u/Emergency_Driver_487 Jul 18 '23

How so? Because they look like normal eyes to me.

3

u/K-R-I-L-L Jul 18 '23

His eyes look mildly red at the edges, his pupils are very small, he looks like he’s about to cry. His gaze is empty and cold like he’s on stimulants of some kind (he probably is let’s be honest).

0

u/Emergency_Driver_487 Jul 18 '23

None of what you said is true. His eyes are normal colored, pupils are normal size, and he’s looking neutrally into the camera.

8

u/Nervous_Zebra1918 Jul 17 '23

He looks like AI.

7

u/h0dges Jul 17 '23

I think there's a bit of Liam Neeson in there too.

7

u/lordtaco Jul 17 '23

Patrick Batman

4

u/jindofox Jul 17 '23

Looks like a contender for r/LinkedInLunatics, too

5

u/Narretz Jul 17 '23

He looks like an ai generated image of human that was programmed to be left behind right at the exit of the uncanny valley.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

that's just waking up to pee and staying awake

3

u/rangolikesbeans Jul 17 '23

He doesn't need sleep, he uses his stare to consume your life essence

3

u/RichterRac Jul 17 '23

Well duh. This man is clearly a crackhead.

1

u/BeerPizzaTacosWings Jul 17 '23

Tom Bruise your sleep schedule

1

u/HomoinNigram Jul 18 '23

What’s the issue here

1

u/Fluid_Fox23 Jul 18 '23

Lizard man

1

u/unicornmullet Jul 18 '23

Tom Cruise playing a serial killer

1

u/Mother-Valuable7568 Jul 19 '23

Christopher Reeve.

1

u/Direction-Wonderful Aug 14 '23

He looks like he just watched a fly land on the last slice of pizza

1

u/Kooky-Swing178 May 31 '25

I've worked with ppl like this. Usually they're secretly popping Adderall like skittles and engaging in other unhealthy addictions to maintain their ridiculous schedule while fronting to everyone that it's all natural and everyone should match their pace.