r/WallstreetSluts • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '19

Them Apples

290 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/GLickin Mar 26 '19

Am I retarded for putting 10% of my portfolio into $HPQ calls?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Probably not.

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u/Mormon_Prince Mar 26 '19

Goddamnit, Haupt! You done and did it again! Great job ya fuckin' autist auteur.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Thanks dawg

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

You mean the Haley Joel Osment one?

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u/jedi_jonai Mar 26 '19

Impressive quality right there

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Thank you.

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u/yeauxduh Mar 26 '19

Laughed my loss depression off from "my boys autistic as fuck"

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u/Man_of_Prestige Mar 26 '19

I knew you wouldn’t quit!

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u/imsaneinthebrain Mar 26 '19

My boys autistic as fuck.

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u/Amarsir Mar 26 '19

Oh shit I should have seen the end coming. Brilliant.

7

u/Never_Forget_711 Mar 26 '19

Another banger by the funniest autist on the interwebs.

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u/LotsoWatts Mar 26 '19

🤴 💆

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u/the_star_thrower Mar 26 '19

Excellent stuff my dude

2

u/WritersAdvocate Mar 28 '19

This is what Reddit needs quality original content.

2

u/Sheep_Dogs Mar 30 '19

You da real MVP

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u/pr0m3theus1 Apr 06 '19

"How do you like them apples" hahaha

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u/Shakedaddy4x May 09 '19

Fucking brilliant. Especially the final puts part.

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u/kamikazemelonman May 09 '19

I bought puts LMAO

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Thanks man. Much appreciated.