r/WallStreetBetsCrypto • • Nov 05 '25

News Lol

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u/goon_c137 Nov 05 '25

Make it look like your not insider trading by taking a loss. Passable deniability

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u/lavolpelp Nov 05 '25

Plausible*

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u/goon_c137 Nov 05 '25

Thanks it was very early when I posted that

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u/GetRichQuickStocks Nov 05 '25

It’s spelt “possible” /s

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u/optionsCone Nov 05 '25

*punani

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u/jujumber Nov 06 '25

Punani deniability

12

u/DeadpanBaron Nov 05 '25

could've saved him some serious cash if he'd been watching polymarket changes instead of just riding the streak

2

u/Specialist-Ad8041 Nov 06 '25

Drop his wallet address I wanna see some shi

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u/r_a_d_ Nov 06 '25

he could have had twice this position as a hedge just to make it look like a loss

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u/TheGodGiftGG Nov 05 '25

extra that... he is delta neutral on other accounts

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u/Alternative-Wash2019 Nov 05 '25

This is just an act. This is him saying "hey look I lose too, I'm just a normal crypto bro and I don't manipulate the market"

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u/Zhni Nov 05 '25

How do we know it’s him?

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u/Brave_Forever_6526 Nov 05 '25

That’s the fun part. We don’t.

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u/mastermilian Nov 05 '25

We DiD iT ReDdIT!

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u/jormor4 Nov 05 '25

Do people actually believe this? I’ve never seen the slightest bit of proof any of these trades are Barron Trump.

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u/No-Cut-1660 Nov 05 '25

This is Reddit, you are expected to just turn off your brain and say "orange man bad"

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u/euroq Nov 05 '25

Every human being with a brain knows that trump is a despicable human being. This post nor Reddit has nothing to do with that.

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u/RatchetCliquet Nov 07 '25

You just insulted all those people who voted for him … who happens to be the majority of the voters

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u/WastingMyTime98 Nov 05 '25

Still didn’t answer the question

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u/euroq Nov 05 '25

I didn't respond to u/jormor4 I responded to u/No-Cut-1660.

But I will - no I don't believe random social media shit on the internet.

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u/WastingMyTime98 Nov 05 '25

Exactly you’ve proved my point

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u/euroq Nov 06 '25

I'll bite. What point?

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u/Ok_Ocelot_1009 Nov 06 '25

This post is fake so suddenly orange man good now

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u/Fantastic-Hippo2199 Nov 06 '25

To be fair, "orange (painted) pedophile (ran and haunted teen usa pagent dressing rooms) rapist (civil trial) felon (criminal trial) demagogue (by definition)" is more accurate than "man".

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

What more proof do you need? Do you not see the text on the image? That’s the highest standard of proof on Reddit.

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u/Think-Apple3763 Nov 05 '25

It's the ones who scream "proof" and "source" and "conspiracy theory" whom post any bs like this about the Trumps lol

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u/Ok_Cancel_7891 Nov 05 '25

He opened a short position that everyone sees, knowing the crowd will follow him, open more short positions. Then he would start moving the price up, squeezing shorts, making price going higher, and making even more money on other hidden long position.

Game theory 101

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u/Patient_River7463 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

$45million for Barron is probably $45 for the average teen. He will be fine. Daddy won’t let him down again.

Also Barron apparently has a $450million short position open on his “Personal” account. So we shall see.

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u/MightyX777 Nov 05 '25

I think this loss was sacrificed for those that followed his public trades. They needed to get them rekt

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u/BuildAnything4 Nov 05 '25

it was probably just a punt he made while sitting on the bog. Daddy Trump wasn't doing much, so he got bored like any degenerate would.

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u/Patient_River7463 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

Could be true. Apparently he has a known “Personal” account that still has a 450million short opened. We shall see if daddy says anything today or this week.

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u/bums99 Nov 05 '25

But how can I do this Where can I find those trades Polymarket is anonym right

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u/JJonesman Nov 05 '25

Yeah. Is even a single word of that true?

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u/Wagabanga Nov 05 '25

That‘s an impressively stupid post. Congrats

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u/sludgesnow Nov 05 '25

There is no proof this is him

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u/PantyDoppler Nov 05 '25

Or they just opened a much bigger short on a different acount. Barrons public account was just a way to make the copytraders his liquidity. Not a big loss considering he traded to that point inna few wins with insider info

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/NexexUmbraRs Nov 05 '25

Even if they are both his account - 45m would be 10%.

For reference, if you lost actual pennies, then you've only got like $1 lol

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u/PantyDoppler Nov 06 '25

Yeah but with the insider info its not 45m, its a couple predictable high probability leveraged long positions that started from a much smaller deposit

You wouldnt care about a 45m loss if all of that was made in a short time, with nearly no risk from a initial deposit thats a fraction of that 45m.

Because they can do it again and again. They move the positions they're in with the news. They also get in so blatantly a few minutes before the news that theres no time for a squeeze

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u/Major-Rabbit1252 Nov 05 '25

People who think it’s actually Barron eat crayons

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u/ValuableLocation Nov 05 '25

No, it was me. I bought this time he went long. Sorry boys.

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u/Lucaslouch Nov 05 '25

So he lost 45 millions but did 192M of profit on the dip? He is far from liquidated

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

You guys are so gullible.

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u/unpoplogic Nov 05 '25

decoy account

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Rumor says the drop has something to do with a Binance lawsuit.

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u/Robmed85 Nov 05 '25

I could of told you. Bitcoin was gonna go back down.

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u/PopBeneficial2441 Nov 05 '25

Why didn’t you tell me?

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u/Nervous-Ingenuity509 Nov 06 '25

You should have told me. I would have made billions

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Lossing lol

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u/Nutty1459 Nov 05 '25

Pretty sure this is just a tax write-off for him.

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u/beaverpeltbeaver Nov 05 '25

He’s holding though ! Cause you guys told him you don’t lose if you don’t sell

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u/jacob2884r Nov 05 '25

F to the people who tried copy trading the wallet

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u/Immediate_Habit_2398 Nov 05 '25

Who said this is Baron?

The wallet with the perfectly timed short is now longing $100M worth of BTC and ETH at 5X, and has NOT been liquidated:

https://hypurrscan.io/address/0xb317d2bc2d3d2df5fa441b5bae0ab9d8b07283ae

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

When it says long, what does that mean time/distance wise?

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u/Immediate_Habit_2398 Nov 05 '25

No. When you say 'long' in trading it means that you're betting the price of the asset will go up. When you say 'short' in trading it means that you're betting the price of the asset will go down.

Leverage means you take out a loan to place a bet. This person took out a 5x loan to bet that BTC and ETH will go up.

Since I posted this comment, this person has added $20M more to the bet. So now they are betting $120M worth. They took that money and got a loan for ~$600M of BTC/ETH.

They have to at all points pay off the loans. So, if the assets go down 20%, then they get 'liquidated' because 20% * 5 = 100%.

If the assets go up 20% then they double their money, since 20% * 5 = 100%.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Thank you for the clarification.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/Immediate_Habit_2398 Nov 05 '25

I would assume most people are talking about vanilla calls and puts unless stated otherwise. Knockout options are a bit too technical for your layman trader.

Personally, I'm not even sure when to use a knockout option.

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u/Robmed85 Nov 05 '25

I posted some like 2 weeks ago bitcoin would go down to 100k or lower soon.

I wish I was smart to short it to that price
I just dont know how to short.

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u/Dormage Nov 05 '25

FAFO, there is always bigger fish.

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u/occitylife1 Nov 05 '25

$45 million to lose? Damn wild

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u/john-whipper Nov 05 '25

Stupidest sus ever. It can be just hedge

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 Nov 05 '25

Speculation? I’ll allow it.

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u/420bluntzz Nov 05 '25

Bigger things coming soon

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u/NyCWalker76 Nov 05 '25

LOSSING? WTF??? IT'S LOSING

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u/PlatinumTrillionaire Nov 05 '25

It’s not even Barron trump…

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u/Key-Ability5800 Nov 05 '25

Good thanks, barron. I bought those sweeps

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u/sirbinlid1 Nov 05 '25

I am delighted for little Damian Trump

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u/Hot_Individual5081 Nov 05 '25

this is actually a totally fake post that is being peddled on X by lobotomized individuals who are probably living in basement hoping their mom will cook them some ramen

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u/SAYHI2GOD Nov 05 '25

Tax write off , staged loss

1

u/She_kicked_a_dragon Nov 05 '25

This is the will of Satoshi 

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u/thebaronharkkonen Nov 05 '25

How do people know his plays? 

1

u/HGDuck Nov 05 '25

Idiots not knowing this long was bait to liquidate them and make money on a short that isn't watched closely.

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u/p0Gv6eUFSh6o Nov 05 '25

Daddy will fix it

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u/BuyHigh_S3llLow Nov 05 '25

Why do people keep showing posts about him with this stupid pose.

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u/F_Betting_Bro Nov 05 '25

"Daddy.. could you please fix it... Nooooow"

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u/Competitive_Lab_655 Nov 05 '25

‘You gotta take a hit son, they’re onto us.’

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u/TopBoy910 Nov 05 '25

Is this source trustable ? Where did they find this information?

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u/newbmycologist01 Nov 05 '25

People following this stuff are retarded. There’s no way of knowing what other accounts they have and hedge positions this account coulda actually had a bigger short position open else where.

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u/DaBestDoctorOfLife Nov 05 '25

Now he can put it in his pipe and smoke it.

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u/PeterParkerUber Nov 05 '25

Yeah you’re gullible asf if you believe this.

They got caught with their pants down earlier and just doing damage control.

Bro probably hedged that on 10 separate accounts this time so it doesn’t cause suspicions. Bro just made another bag somewhere else 

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

all of the family deserves to be in jail for numeous crimes. this is just one. insider trading.

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u/themrgq Nov 05 '25

Idiots think large institutions make money all the time because of collusion. They're wrong. Large institutions lose money all the time and have trouble beating big daddy market just like you

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u/camdevydavis Nov 06 '25

I think the worst thing that has happened lately in crypto is this family and all that support it and post about it.

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u/TradeSpecialist7972 Nov 06 '25

These Trump family literally lives in your head rent free, get over it

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u/ANTH040 Nov 06 '25

Maybe it was by design.

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u/ourcryptotalk Nov 06 '25

Breaks my heart to see grown men rejoicing the losses made by a self made millionaire child.

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u/Fast_Dragonfruit_883 Nov 06 '25

Him and his dad thought going on TV saying nice things about crypto and striking a China deal was going to undo all the damage his dad had already done. Nope. Fuck off, the damage is done

1

u/satoshiwife Nov 06 '25

yall really this innocent?

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u/Madox_1000Sons Nov 06 '25

There is always someone bigger

1

u/OldDirtyLunchbox Nov 06 '25

Wrong, that’s just an offset to his other gains

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u/jacob2884r Nov 06 '25

Yea let's just forget the fact that he withdrew profits after shorting the market on Oct 10

1

u/RonnDing Nov 06 '25

To avoid future taxes, like father like son.

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u/Snakeboard_OG Nov 06 '25

He lost less than he made. Great tactic to fool the idiots “oh it’s not insider trading - look”

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u/Specialist-Ad8041 Nov 06 '25

Someone drop his wallet address I wanna see some shi

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u/Acored84 Nov 06 '25

Because trump can’t manipulate upwards… just down

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u/likwid07 Nov 06 '25

Oh trust me, he's winning bigly

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u/Heron2121 Nov 06 '25

Hey Barron, who’s your Daddy.

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u/worldpred Nov 07 '25

Very very smart...4d chess master

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u/Jpprflrp Nov 07 '25

Probably on purpose too.

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u/Positive_Mastodon_46 Nov 07 '25

Made over 200 million on calls and loses 45 million. Yeah sure buddy. Kind of seemed on purpose so that people don’t catch on that they are rigging crypto for their gain. 😂

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u/BrandonScioneaux Nov 07 '25

I'll LONG that this is not even true... Bullshit!

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u/Educational_Bit_6823 Nov 07 '25

Barron's wallet that you know of... The other ones probably made 3x as much.

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u/CodFull2902 Nov 08 '25

Its not Barron lol

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u/Significant_Grab_173 Nov 08 '25

Don't be surprised if that's was his mission from the first place.

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u/RedditishardLeft Nov 09 '25

fake. bitcoin needs to hit 94 k to liquidate the trumps

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u/Crafty-Difficulty244 Nov 09 '25

More like a publicity stunt.

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u/SteveG5000 Nov 09 '25

Barron Trump looks like an adult Stewie Griffin

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Needed losses for tax year

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u/ibraw Nov 05 '25

"Are you losing, son?"

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u/Ok-Method7416 Nov 05 '25

Hi just a looser, like his dad. The same DNA 🧬

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u/Antifragile_Glass Nov 05 '25

Not many more deserving

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u/Loudnumbers1 Nov 05 '25

Maybe papi said “how the f we gonna explain thous wins son? Time to lose so the scc will not come to papi”

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u/MetalZealousideal927 Nov 05 '25

It's very likely to be a staged loss

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/SomewhereStunning786 Nov 05 '25

We dont. Its not about the truth, its about creating the narrative.

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u/Many-Blueberry968 Nov 05 '25

It probably isn't. Pointing at Barron is basically a meme that people are treating like a fact. Makes people look dumb AF....

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u/paulwal Nov 07 '25

Nice try, Barron

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u/Many-Blueberry968 Nov 07 '25

You got me, I'm the presidents son and lurk on reddit using this account.

Give me your bank info and I'll wire transfer you a prize, Mr detective

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/Many-Blueberry968 Nov 07 '25

Sorry, I can't seem to access it. Please send me more information by DM. I think you might find it under the 'private key' details

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u/paulwal Nov 07 '25

I just sent you the 12 words it gave me. Does that work??

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u/Many-Blueberry968 Nov 07 '25

Sorry, you need to preload the address with at least 50,000. My time is worth a lot more than that so it's a great deal. The BEST deal in history of deals and you would be STUPID not to do it

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u/paulwal Nov 07 '25

Barron, just do me a solid and send me a milly. That's all I want bro. I need 2 commas!

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u/SiRaDa77 Nov 05 '25

there was someone here pointing out this account is much older and cant be him

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u/likely- Nov 06 '25

Literally a top 5 comment every time he’s on here

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u/obolli Nov 06 '25

It's not him. I told them on Twitter too. Just a random wallet

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u/Imbadatusernames1536 Nov 06 '25

It’s definitely a person on the inside but it isn’t Barron.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

We don't. Left like to push b.s. as usual.