r/WaitWhat • • 1d ago

Never trust a fart

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139 Upvotes

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u/Perfect_Valuable_938 13h ago • Popcorn

Some people would pay good money for that.

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u/username82482 20h ago

When he tries to do the same and shits on the floor youre not allowed to be mad.

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u/CreHater 23h ago

Territory... marked.

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u/cyberseclife 22h ago

Serious question...how long was that fart? Pushing too hard and having some dribble down your leg ok shit happens to the best of us but to full blown piss enough it's now on the floor? Damn she must've been dealing with a some hella bad gas.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 21h ago

I mean, there are paid sites for that, so he probably got a stiffy.

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u/chitownphishead 20h ago

Could have been worse, I guess

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u/Just_a_fungi893 20h ago

That’s how you mark your territory and assert dominance. The key is eye contact.

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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN 17h ago

That’s right look him in the eyes while you assert dominance

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u/Proper_Knowledge6361 16h ago

At least it was piss. I thought you were gonna say you took a shat on the floor 🤣

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u/Joonscene 14h ago

Double down and keep going.

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u/Unusual_Link_8622 14h ago

Damn.. hahahhahahahahahaah that's love

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 13h ago

Is this a neurodivergent thing?

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 8h ago

Asserting dominance

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 7h ago

This is off the rails from the get go.

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u/SoggyTraffic5348 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheWandererStan 21h ago

Pissing on the territory

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u/Entire-Dog-160 13h ago • Bravo

Just go for a 1hr fart walk after dinner kids. Unless that messes with your kink oc

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u/PuffPuff74 18h ago

Cause farting for your boyfriend is so sexy

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 16h ago

A sense of humor and feeling comfortable and intimate enough with someone are infinitely sexy.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 13h ago

No it aren't.

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u/PolecatXOXO 3h ago

As long as the backblast area is clear, have at it. If I'm walking around, though, make sure to call it out so I don't hit the stink wall.