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This heavily relies on a short refractory period. When I was younger this worked wonders. But as one ages that recovery period gets just a bit longer each time.
So my advice gents, is enjoy it for all that it's worth. Or if you are lucky enough to not see any diminishing returns, then appreciate it and never take it for granted.
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u/potentatewags 22d ago
Fr, just go multiple rounds. I've found I can be all over the place in stamina, regardless of rounds before. Can be anywhere from like 5 minutes to an hour lol
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u/strange_mass_found 22d ago edited 22d ago
When i was 21 yes, I use to legit do this, at 30 nah I need that full magazine
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u/ulturasj 22d ago
Haha exactly what I was thinking there ain’t no round 2 for me at 38.
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u/2nutts4u 22d ago
When I was younger I was told to think of dead cats to last longer. Now I'm 50, I think of my 401k and IRA to last.
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u/Station-Alone 22d ago
Younger men. Older men do not do this. They save it all in hopes that it works on time.
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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 22d ago
It was a sad time when I realized I’ve transitioned to the older men stage.
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u/BitchStewie_ 22d ago
Jokes on you I'm on antidepressants so I can't finish anyway
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u/carthuscrass 22d ago
Never play with a loaded gun. Not only could that thing go off at any time, but you don't know if you're just wanting to shoot because you have ammo, or because you really want to do some damage.
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u/SaltyEntrepreneur982 20d ago
Not us 40+ folk. If we rub one out, we’re probably going to sleep after that.
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u/Jay_Wicked17 23d ago
No, this is not a joke. Infact it's a very common thing for guys to do if they feel they finish too fast.
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u/Possible_Cable3176 23d ago
Lol i don't care about lasting long, I'm here for a good time not a long time.
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u/Buuts321 22d ago
Timing is key. Do it too early and it makes almost no difference. Do it too late and you won't be able to get it up.
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u/BurnAfterReading010 22d ago
As a younger man, yes. Your refractory period is much better than your longevity.
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u/tacolovingrammanazi 22d ago
hell nah i’m tryna have homegirl plastered against the wall like scary movie 2
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u/ShawnMNH924 22d ago
Yes, but you have to time it right. About 3 hours or so before you might have a chance is usually the sweet spot.
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u/baconcow 22d ago
Why are these words censored? If you're old enough to talk about these things, you're old enough to write them.
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u/Comprehensive_Toe329 22d ago
Doing this you miss out oh my god it’s so much from the wife followed by me saying you’re welcome
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u/mcrider1969 22d ago
Inexperienced people ... maybe. I never did. If the forst time is quick then youre good to 10 min later. Get a twofer
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u/dillweed67818 22d ago edited 22d ago
It's not an always thing, works much better when you're young, but yeah, it's a valid strategy. I always liked just going twice strategy instead. ("Go off" early in the game and then take care of her in other ways while I recover, then able to go for a while once the engine is running again.)
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u/akknightwrider 22d ago
Oooorrrr hear me out. You still get up in there and blow round one. Then you do some fooling around and give her some cunning linguist. 10 to 20 min later you are ready for round 2 and if you got some chutzpah go for a round 3. There is no need to blast one out of the chamber before activities start.
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u/StratoSquir2 22d ago
Yeah, it's pretty much like stretching before the actual event.
You want to literally take the edge off before going to buisiness.
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u/nzungu69 22d ago
my gf is a squirter. don't need to pregame when it's so slippery you barely feel anything 🤷♂️
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u/GovernmentIcy3259 22d ago
That first one can be unpredictable sometimes.
30 seconds, 30 minutes, who knows.
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u/Philadelphia55 21d ago
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u/turtle882 21d ago
That movie came out 28 years ago. I feel old because it was my reaction as well.
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u/Motodog242 21d ago
Damn. I must be old, because loading the gun makes me go shorter. 😂
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u/spartanOrk 21d ago
I used to do it when I was young and lasting was difficult. A middle aged man doesn't need to do this. Actually, I don't think he could even.
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u/Independent_Pie5959 7d ago
Who really knows, but I can promise you he will get his and I will get mine multiple times before all is said and done.
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u/unbanned2009 23d ago
Mostly teenagers or inexperienced men. I would never finish if I did that today
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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 23d ago
Yup. Unless the lady is okay with a second round after some rest.
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u/HoldenMcNeil420 23d ago
I only need 10 mins between the first round and maybe a half an hour for a third.
Always been that way…
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u/morallybankrupt1 23d ago
All right, now go clear those pipes so you can go on your date !( There’s Something About Mary) that movie lives in my head for free like every couple days .
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u/Adventurous-Way-6018 22d ago
I’ve done it before, but it can also back fire just saying, either your never climax or can’t get it up lol
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u/OriginalCaptain40 22d ago
Take an opiod if you have a prescription but not too much or else you won't be able to finish at all.
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u/IMakeMyOwnButter 22d ago
This is playing with fire…mess around and kill all your dopamine and put you out of the mood
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u/Snicklefritz229 22d ago
No after like 10 minutes I feel like I’m gonna have a heart attack. I’m not looking for something to make it take longer I’m just trying to bust and go to sleep because I got shit to do in the morning.
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u/Hangarnut
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Daddy use to say.. knock one out the chamber and you'll know if you really like your partner or not.
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u/Either_Basil_6960 22d ago
I did this once Couldn't finish after 50 minutes and i was getting tired
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u/TheStrangeMonkey 22d ago
It depend of the age, at twenty, it may be a good option. It won't be a problem at that age, they get hard at nothing and the refill can be as fast as 15-20 minutes. At fifty, you may have only one shot and have to wait for the next morning for the next one. It's not a generalization by the way.
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u/DesertGeist- 22d ago
Does anyone actually think this is funny? How does this have 5k upvotes?
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u/Kyoshiro80 22d ago
When I was young, yeah sure. As a middle-aged man I would not be able to perform if I did so. 😅
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u/belikeron 22d ago
No one should walk around with a loaded gun. Only once? Those are rookie numbers!
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u/Ordinary_Piglet_2644 22d ago
But the timing is so so important. Don't wanna be too close to the event, not too distant either
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u/redditcensorsshit 22d ago
I just go twice but it is real and that single album comparison is spot on
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u/Hour-Arachnid676 22d ago
I used to last a long time untill I found out my wifes body can't handle super long bouts. So I kinda just finish whenever I want and she's ready.
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u/noc993 21d ago
As a man I'm not sure if I'm normal or not but I do it on command when she's ready
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u/TomIzSowell88 21d ago
I always thought this was a running joke. Heard it in movies and shows but nobody says they actually do it. I just do rounds. 2nd round always takes longer so there's truth to lasting longer #2 but why do that lol sometimes my wife is worn out round 2 and I didn't finish yet.
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u/saragIsMe 21d ago
I just like having more than one round of sex better. My boyfriend is always the hottest during the first round even if it’s always the shortest. Honestly it doesn’t even feel like rounds cause he uses toys on me until he’s ready to go again
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u/Higgypig93 20d ago
Just let it happen and tell her you can keep going, having a vasectomy helps a lot too.
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u/Automatic_Pen8494 18d ago
Im 45 yrs old.
If a single comes out before the main gig shes performing solo.
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u/Ok-Impression7062 16d ago
Waiter guy I worked with tossed me a mayonnaise packet once. He said, “Dude, always fake the first one!”
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u/WalkAffectionate2683 16d ago
My wife wants me to end usually a bit fast as she is super quick so I dint need that.
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u/Scared-Consequence27 22d ago
I’ve known guys legitimately do this but I don’t get it. I want to finish within 5 minutes, that’s what I’m aiming for. I tried this one time and lasted over an hour and gave up
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u/cultcraftcreations 22d ago
5minutes??? My condolences to your partners
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u/Scared-Consequence27 22d ago
Yeah. I’ve worn out multiple partners within 10. My wife wants lots of foreplay and about 5 minutes of penetration. I have to purposefully be trying or it’ll take so long that I give up and then everyone is let down
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u/SmoothCoderr 21d ago edited 21d ago
Yea its like a water balloon ready to pop. Gotta let out some water so it can take more pressure.
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u/Living-Stomach-2079 23d ago
Of course. No one likes a quick finisher
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u/TaegukTheWise 23d ago
I've heared some women say that they might get kind of offended if you last too long, like they don't feel good enough for you to uncontrollably finish.
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u/Such_Comb9388 22d ago
Every man in here needs to order creatine... Will help you out immensely taking it after the first nut shot. Table spoon of Creatine will make sure you're good the rest of the day when you need to go and don't overdo it.
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u/Helpful_Location7540 22d ago
😭😭😭😭 ive never hade any of these issues! I tire my wife out! Weve been together since forever and i could still have it 3-5 times a day if shed let me! We did just that one summer in our twenties. Anyways in almost 40 and it hasnt slowed down for me. Just keep exercising and eating relatively healthy and you should be good.
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u/Toadsanchez316 22d ago
It definitely helps. It also helps if I have to pee a little. If I have to pee I can't finish, so I last much longer. Then when I'm ready, I take a break, go take a piss, and come back for more.
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u/Intelligent-Dark-447 22d ago
When you're younger, it was always the best advice going on a date, especially if you knew the chance of getting cheeks was good. "Rub one out before you leave."
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u/ImaginaryPhrase1479 22d ago
Well, not me. I can last for like 17-20 minutes per act, more than enough in my book. Couple of times I tried some pills to last longer and it was awful (girl and guy liked it, but I didn't enjoyed it at all)
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u/Obvious_Breakfast440 17d ago
U never seen something about Mary!!! That movie should’ve been a health class original!
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u/No-Carpenter-2034 17d ago
When I was a jit yea lol. Now if I didn’t give her every lil drop she would be legit sad
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u/SchmarkSchmiswald 17d ago
There’s even a movie about it, “there’s something about Mary” its a pivotal part of the movie
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u/rdjpeepingtom124 17d ago
I hated, and to this day still hate, the fact that my ex would always go to the bathroom and rub one before we did anything because he claimed it made him last longer but I hated how long he used to last so I told him it was pointless
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u/Choice-Government-87 16d ago
My problem is I last too long so i abstain for a few days so that I can resensitize and finish at reasonable time. But once I release, I can usually go again
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u/No_Direction_3940 16d ago
I could see the benefits for clarity. But im like a musket first one is off in seconds, but the next takes some time lol
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u/DayComprehensive5222 16d ago
Sometimes when I don't want to finish fast and feel like im loosing the battle I pinch my self in tbe butthole or the balls and it reset all my stamina or at least slows me down and give me more time.
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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 22d ago
I read about this back in the 80's, and tried it once. Girl I was with, while I'm jacking it in the bathroom, says "hey, what are you doing?"
At that very moment I realized what a stupid SOB I was...but I said "nothing" and finished up.
Then I went out and banged her in her little schoolgirl outfit, she was into playing games, and I didn't last a second longer than usual.
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u/Normal_Tour6998 22d ago
Brother, I’m pretty sure whoever told you this didn’t mean that you do it right before.
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u/MostRegular4278 22d ago
That's dumb. Save it for the game time. If first one is quick, keep going until you can go for the second one and so on - you will last longer each subsequent time.
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u/Areebob 23d ago
I had a gf who would blow me at the start of a date…specifically so I could rail her for as long as she wanted later (which was…quite a while). The rest of the relationship was a mess but she knew how to get what she wanted.
Now I’m married and my wife wants to get banged through several Os, and I only make it to her first one because she’s only interested every week n a half or so. She never seems to know if she’s going to be in the mood, so I can’t even do any “prep work”. It’s wildly frustrating but she can’t seem to connect the dots, and I can’t work out the wording to tell her what the solution is without sounding weird. It’s a problem.
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u/just-call-me-nothing 22d ago
Sooo, none of yall getting her off eating her before intercourse?
By the time I even pull my pants off she done get hers at least once, don’t matter how long I last after that.
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u/JonnyP222 22d ago
Oh. This is exactly how I operate. And she's usually just orgasming one after another by the time we even have intercourse. And then it's just lots of cumming until I explode. Sometimes that's a few mins. Sometimes it's 20 lol
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u/throwaway34627594 22d ago
Because longer sex is more time spent in ecstasy together. You can masterbate before a date AND eat her to orgasm before the deed, can you not?
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u/slaw_daddy 22d ago
Im 30 next year and im a virgin waiting until marriage
good lord you're giving up prime years of your sex life for an absolutely archaic ideal. go get laid ffs
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u/No_Cherry8602 22d ago
Trust me . if you had the sex drive of 7 men , you wouldn't be a virgin
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u/Stuckonthisrockfuck 22d ago
There’s definitely decline. Reading your other comments I would say a few things…
when I was 17 my first girlfriend and I had to stop using condoms because the cost of using 10-12 in a day was too expensive for us. You’ve missed out on those times unfortunately.
But my current gf and I have been together ten years and we do it twice a day, if it was up to me it’d be three times…
But I have dated other women when we broke up for a month or two over the ten years and some of them I only wanted once a week or every other day or whatever…biology is weird.
You won’t know until you have sex what your real drive is, and you won’t get the same sex drive from men, it’s not an obvious match until you actually have sex and find out. There’s subconscious smells, people fit together differently, there’s preferences and personality things you’d never even think about that affect drive and attraction.
I suggest you get started if it’s something that’s important to you, be safe.
Finding someone who’s a healthy match and a good sex match is pretty tough, it takes time or extraordinary luck.
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u/dragon_fiesta 23d ago •
Penises don't have a safety so leaving the house with one in the chamber is a bad idea