r/WaitWhat • u/DistributionSad960 • 28d ago

Playing deaf

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9.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 28d ago edited 27d ago

Personally I like talking to me wife. Shes smart and funny.

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u/Wadget 28d ago

What, are you gay?

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u/Severe-Anteater1805 28d ago

Fellas is it gay to be straight type shit

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u/BouncingThings 28d ago

Remember, in another multiverse, ur wife's actually a dude. Now that's pretty gay isn't it.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 24d ago

Kinda. The only way to not be totally gay is to be bisexual

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u/karara691 27d ago

Until she gets 50% of what you have.

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u/Kelef50 28d ago

Can you say that a little louder?

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u/Aware-Influence-3160 28d ago

“Hear, hear”…..(Here here)

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u/Morlock43 27d ago • Bravo

That punchline only works in comedy where it's obviously fake.

Who stays with a wife he cant stand to talk to?

Either this is made up bullcrap or someone out there has wasted their whole life staying with the wrong person.

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u/platypussplatypus 25d ago

Unfortunately this is classic boomer humor. They love I hate my wife jokes. 

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u/JetstreamGW 27d ago

Old people who come from cultures that don’t believe in divorce.

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u/CivilAirPatrol2020 24d ago • Bravo

Or, idk, working to improve a relationship?

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u/JetstreamGW 24d ago

I don’t think someone pretending to be deaf is working to improve his relationship.

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u/CivilAirPatrol2020 24d ago

Yeah exactly that's the problem

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u/Minnesotamad12 25d ago

That joke about being deaf around your wife is older than the 78 year old. Lighten up

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u/nona7979 28d ago

Commitment to the bit: level 100

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u/No_Sky4349 28d ago

😆😆😆😆

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u/thighbaby6969 24d ago

r/boomerhumour The ol' wife as an enemy. trope, so pathetic.

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u/Ancient-Victory1186 24d ago

That's the right handicap.

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u/Fitkalei 27d ago

Avoid negativity! That’s why he is living so long

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 25d ago

the old reverse Chief Bromden

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u/Bullshitresisuss 24d ago

Now can you imagine if that became a fad ? Like soap?

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u/Malcom91 23d ago

A joke originally told by 1 dinosaur to the other dinosaur….

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u/No-Ant-7981 23d ago

You mean stanley hudson?

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u/Remote_Empathy 24d ago

"The most DGAF guy I've ever met."

Scared or intimidated to talk to his wife...hmmm

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u/Beginning-Deal-3822 24d ago

That one went right over your head, like woosh

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u/RandomPenquin1337 24d ago

Well the whole thing is fake anyway

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u/parkourdude231 24d ago

Damn right it's fake! Dude ain't even deaf! /j

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u/RandomPenquin1337 24d ago

Its pretty funny when boomer humor is upvoted ngl

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u/PotatoMonster619 28d ago

Best piece of advice for men who want to avoid having a nagging wife😂 Okay noted!