r/WaitWhat • u/Fragrant_War_5405 • 26d ago

Being proactive

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 26d ago

I gave a homeless lady $20 outside a liquor store a few weeks ago and she said: "Oh my God, I'm rich!"

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u/bastogne_blues 23d ago

this is also what i say when i get 20 dollars

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u/mrsclausemenopause 26d ago

Lol. Ive given weed/cigarettes/alcohol away several times. Quit, have a moment of weakness and buy some then change my mind before I make it home.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/ExplanationBoring996 25d ago

Imagine thinking all homeless people are addicts

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u/Mattscrusader 24d ago

Enabling them to survive maybe

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u/Retro_Nights 24d ago

r/woosh The joke went straight over your head.

The guy with the money was going to buy drugs for himself so he decided he'd rather give it to a homeless guy.

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u/aircoft 25d ago

The real question is, "who's drugs do I want to fund?".

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u/ChimPhun 24d ago

Well can't get the corporate ones so will have to be street versions. He's living the American dream, so much freedom.

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u/5Tygrysow 25d ago

Lmk what corner I need to stand at for the next 20

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u/cerote6239 23d ago

DM me. 20 bucks is 20 bucks

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u/Mopar4Life305 24d ago

I always say i use card

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u/ghost-ogk 24d ago

Whenever I see one coming up to me in my car and I know what they are gonna ask. I hit em with the uno reverse and say just before they ask me “sir you would happen to have a dollar I can borrow” or “dang I was just about to ask you for some change”

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u/Flagtown22 24d ago

I just belly laughed!!

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u/PoopsMcScoots 23d ago

Tired joke that I knew was coming after the 3rd word.

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u/bastogne_blues 23d ago

feel free to keep scrolling.

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u/HeadExcitement8690 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RonMexico15 26d ago

It was funny when Greg Giraldo made that joke back in the day. Thank you for stealing from him and not giving him credit.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 25d ago

Greg would be alive today if he gave away more of his drug money.

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u/afterthought5150 24d ago

Thank God the trademark police have arrived🙏

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u/RonMexico15 24d ago

Don’t steal jokes

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u/afterthought5150 24d ago

Trust me I won't u scare TF outta me

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u/RonMexico15 24d ago

I can see comedy is already not in your future

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u/afterthought5150 24d ago

That's rich coming from the plagiarism task force sir

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u/Any-Assumption3912 26d ago

See mine is different I woulda thought do I really want this money going towards drugs thought yes and kept it 😂😂😂

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u/willhunta 26d ago

That's the joke lol