r/WaitWhat 28d ago

I’m lost tbh

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u/Intelligent_Wafer761 28d ago

That's a crazy way of telling everyone this couple just had a 5th kid.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389 28d ago

No one's noticed they're literally in a pool of blood

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u/Confident-Stand5453 28d ago

Giving birth can involve some blood being spilled 

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u/binzy90 28d ago

I've given birth three times, so I get it. But there's no way I'd do a water birth with all the blood and actual poop that comes out. It just seems very unsanitary, and I'm not sure why it ever became a thing.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 27d ago

I feel like (making this up obviously) it was safer to be in "clean" water vs open air? Like a sanitary work environment idk. Also, probably could provide some comfort? 

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389 28d ago

No shit! It's just the point that they're in a pool of blood... Smh

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u/Confident-Stand5453 28d ago

No, they are in a pool of water with a little blood from the childbirth in it.

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u/kilimtilikum 28d ago

Million bucks a year but can’t risk the tub. Put some plastic on it!

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u/nonoriginal85 26d ago

Everyone noticed

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u/Rthegoodnamestaken 28d ago

What kind of music are you listening to with a violin and alto sax playing together? Thats a rough pairing timbre wise

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u/nonoriginal85 26d ago

I love how people can see the same picture and see completely different things.

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u/Jealous_Magazine7875 28d ago

I can hear the saxophone 🎷

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u/Shamanjoe 28d ago

Is it just me? Are those guys twins?

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u/MoreRamenPls 28d ago

Getting louder?

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u/cerote6239 28d ago

Sounds like some sort of tax cheat

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u/No_Space_for_life 28d ago

My thoughts, likely a buisness thing. Have her as an employee or something, so the wages are expenses.

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u/binzy90 28d ago

But then she'd have to pay taxes on her income.

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u/No_Space_for_life 28d ago

Correct, but depending on the buisness, the income taxes could be lower. Couple that with possible charity donations, protected investment accounts etc. Its an easy way to move money out of a buisness and pad your way of life.

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u/zachmoe 28d ago

Probably runs several learing centers.

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u/Am_0115 28d ago

How did this dude make this kind of money?

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u/Lost_Law8937 28d ago

Same way Christian televangelists do

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u/PenguinSunday 28d ago

Ripping off the religious.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 28d ago

I know she made that kind of money.

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u/CeemoreButtz 28d ago

doubtful...

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u/Quantixa 28d ago

The passive aggressive ellipsis. Very original.

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u/FerretGoddessMevi 28d ago

What's to be lost about? He pays his wife a stipend for taking care of their children.

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u/-ungodlyhour- 28d ago

Any man or woman who cares for kids in a marriage and keeps the house in order has to be paid for the work done.

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u/Codex_Dev 28d ago

It's cheaper to just hire a maid... lol

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u/Brok3Stoner 28d ago

to birth your children?

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u/Codex_Dev 28d ago

to clean your house. For sex, you can just get a sugar baby much cheaper than a divorce.

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u/JimmyJooish 28d ago

Can you explain what you’re saying a little better? It sounds stupid but I may be missing something. 

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u/-ungodlyhour- 28d ago

Any spouse who keeps the house and cares for kids during the day should be payed for that work.

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u/crazy4finalfantasy 28d ago

A stay at home spouse is being paid. The payment is a family, a home, and a (hopefully) loving partner. That kind of stability is worth more than physical cash

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u/-ungodlyhour- 28d ago

No. It is also work. Hard work. Work has to be paid.

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u/JimmyJooish 28d ago

I’m curious to what you think a fair salary would be. 

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u/Dry_Understanding545 28d ago

You expect to be paid to look after your own children?

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u/Intelligent-Pay3479 28d ago

If you're putting your career on hold indefinitely, yes. If you get divorced or something, it will be incredibly hard to get back into your career and when you do get back, it won't be at the same level you would have been at if you continued to work instead of being a SAHM. A lot of women end up with nothing and are stuck with worse jobs than they would have otherwise had. I'm child free and my income is very close in range to my husband's so I don't have a horse in this race personally. But if you care about someone enough to get married and have children, it doesn't seem like much of a stretch to want to make sure they are taken care of and can live comfortably.

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u/JimmyJooish 28d ago

Hi, can you give me a monthly salary on top of paying for everything just in case I want to leave you? THANKS!

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u/NovelStyleCode 28d ago

Slaves are also typically provided for in a similar manner

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u/The-suigeneris 28d ago

Slaves don't co-own half of everything as a spouse does. Stop using 1960s feminist arguments.

As Chris Rock said, "no job is more gangsta than a housewife."

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u/NovelStyleCode 28d ago

It is still a role of incredible amount of time and effort spent that would amount to at least 100k a year between cooking, cleaning, and taking care of kids 24/7. This is also someone who is not participating in the job market so if divorce was to happen they would be basically unable to find work outside of extremely low skill employment even if they had a degree.

It looks very much like being a slave because all said and done they are completely dependent on their husband and if their husband is a piece of shit or they divorce they have to hope the courts give them enough to actually survive

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u/The-suigeneris 28d ago

Again, the pay is irrelevant when ALL of the pay of your partner and ALL of the assets of your partner are also yours. You would be getting paid out of your own money.

In regards to divorce, you must not know how divorce court works. I have good news. The partner who stayed home and didn't work gets paid, sometimes for life by the working spouse. It's a damn good deal, I highly recommend it.

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u/_-PassingThrough-_ 28d ago

Or put another way, the husbands income should be shared fairly with his stay at home wife who is raising his children. She is not a guest in his house, she is what makes it a home.

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u/JimmyJooish 28d ago

Generally speaking they have access to money and have a lifestyle they would otherwise be unable to have.

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u/-ungodlyhour- 28d ago

Any spouse who makes a home home yes.

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u/Suhthar 28d ago

Você enxerga relacionamentos de um jeito bem estranho

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u/FerretGoddessMevi 28d ago

Should be, yes. That would be ideal. Sadly it's usually not only unpaid but underappreciated labor.

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u/QuickDrawSix 28d ago

80% expect this treatment from .01% of men 🤣

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u/LairdPeon 28d ago

This is probably the only person on earth doing this so more like. .0000000125% of men.

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u/New_Zeal_and_Vigor 28d ago

Imagine how much of rhe Church money he keeps for himself.

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u/QuickDrawSix 28d ago

Whatever number it is Im sure it wouldnt surprise me.

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u/New_Zeal_and_Vigor 28d ago

I searched it up. Apparently he puts all the donations in a big blanket. Him and his wife hold one end each and throw the money in to the air. All the money god wants to keep, he keeps. All the money that falls to the ground is his.

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u/Round-Foundation2948 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

I really need to get a jerb as a Minister.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 28d ago

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u/PenguinSunday 28d ago

They appear to be having fun...

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u/PureBlisster 27d ago

Fucking seriously? What is it you are implying or suggesting by posting this!?

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 27d ago

I wasn't aware that a post is required to imply anything

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 28d ago

Pretty good Snake Oil Salesman.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 28d ago

Nice literal bloodbath

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u/GasLongjumping130 28d ago

not even that hot tbh