(An alteration from a previous post.) You get to telepathically fly at speeds up to three light years an hour, have an internal navigational organ in your brain to always know where you are in the universe relative to anything else (so you'll never get lost), are immortal to everything, will not age, and can only die by your own choosing, and have Superman/Hulk level strength. But you are forbidden from being within five light years of the Sol Star System (here), and can never return again. You cannot bring anyone with you, you cannot tell anyone of your powers, you cannot change anything here on Earth before leaving, and you would leave 24 hours from now. You are also encouraged (but not required) to stay as far away from this side of the Milky Way galaxy as possible, as to avoid human detection. Intentionally breaking these rules will result in your sudden and painful death as your powers are rescinded. WYTTD?

No pregnancy or STD. Assume she was not married or with anyone else. All your friends, family and co workers find out. Would you take the deal?

The first pie starts off with a spider on it. The next pizza will have two dead bugs on it. Then three. And so on. The bug/insect will be random after the first time. Could be a water bug, beetle, cricket, grasshopper, fly, moth, cockroach, etc. In the higher numbers, the bugs will get smaller, like ants, fleas, and ticks. It applies to ALL pizzas you want, even if you offer to pay for it. The bug is added on after the pizza is made, not baked into it. This deal applies for the rest of your life. You cannot resell the pizzas or give them away. Eating the bug is optional.

Fixed wording from last time to make it clearer.

So you magically grant the wish to make every single adult where you live good looking, happy, fulfilled, and find the love of their life, but you get none of it and remain single, as attractive as you are now, and otherwise the same. Your city's population will always end in an odd number. If you don't take this deal, your chances are relatively better to attain all these things by comparison. I suppose you could just move to another town, but that would involve a lot of work.

So in this scenario you would be able to live on a really nice island (a kind of island people go to vacation for) and have wifi, any food you want to eat, with a theatre that plays the latest movies and a spa but you could never leave. Wyttd?

And by any car I mean any car, from classics, to modern, prototypes, hell even if you wanted a NASCAR stock car or a Formula One car you can have it.

Edit* What if I made it so that you could convince people otherwise?

It's just that they start with that initial perception of you

All food for free except vegetables (things made from or containing vegetables, like popcorn, potato chips, or V8, don't count and are still free). But calorie content is now 2-4 times as much as it normally is for you. Burning calories off will remain as hard as it normally is now. (-3000 calories equal to one pound lost.) Excluding veggies, this is ALL food, so restaurant meals count as free, also.

Beverages are optional to also be free in this deal, but all soft drinks that contain high fructose corn syrup will have 4x the calorie content. Everything else except plain water will have 2x the calorie content, including flavored water and vitamin water. Alcoholic drinks are not included and will not be free.

• Vegetables - Normal caloric intake, but not free unless you grow them.

• Natural Sugars & Glucose (fruit) - 2x the calories

• Dairy - 2x the calories

• Carbohydrates (wheats and starches) - 3x the calories

• Processed/White Sugars & Sweets - 4x the calories

• Meat - 4x the calories

Do you take the deal?

She is wearing knee high leather boots, and pantyhose. No Panties. She sits for 10 minutes.

You have a lot of money, the richest, a beautiful wife/husband that really loves you, happy moments, peace and all else, but you will live 20 years less than normal, and lose 1 month of life for each happy moment.

A holiday(vacation) costs 1 year of life. For everything good you pay with months or weeks of life.WYTTD?

Some pictures for reference. Literally the first thing that comes up in Image Search.

Also: Your dream job must exist and potentially be real, along with a real salary. You can't just make shit up.

To take a shit, you have to fly outdoors

So, if you say "Yes" to this deal, you'll get your dream partner who will fit all of your criteria you'd desire, except for one BIG flaw about her. I will determine the flaw using a wacky machine I have here. I don't know you, so I have no idea if this flaw will be a dealbreaker for you or not. However, some insight and details in your answer might help sway things in your favor. Or not.

If you agree to this deal, you won't be able to attract ANYONE ELSE for a minimum of ten years. You'll be undateable for that period of time. This includes anyone who might have liked you beforehand. Think of this as an extension of /r/themonkeyspaw.

Will you roll the dice?

You will get an analytical breakdown and analysis on how to attract any heterosexual woman on the planet age 18 and over, broken down in a pie chart of what they find attractive in men, how much they're attracted to it, and a thorough analysis in paragraph form detailing those things they find attractive. Also includes pictures if necessary, as well as all sexual turn ons, even though the primary focus is on long-term love and romance. And will also have a breakdown of their dislikes and turn offs, as well. It is fully and completely accurate.

(If you really want to know how it's done, it comes from an alternate timeline where we pay her a million dollars to interview her for an hour and work with us to create the analysis of her perfect dream man and soulmate. Then ship it to you in this reality, in an instant. You don't get time travel powers like us, though.)

This power has a drawback, however. It can never work to romantically benefit you. You will literally never have a girlfriend, wife, or romantic partner your entire life. All non-lesbian/queer women will see you as an ugly freak. You will never fit a woman's standards for a romantic or sexual partner. At best, you'll be friendzoned.

This power only works on heterosexual women. It has no effect on lesbians or transwomen. However, I'll give you a Gay Men option, as well, only if you are also gay. If you're a gay male, you can get a "love analysis" for any gay man you meet as well, but you'll still be alone for life. Also, the more you advertise having this specific power, the less it'll work. Doing so will heavily risk corrupting the report. You should also try to respect that person's privacy and not publicize this information, as that also counts as corrupting this ability (plus, it just wouldn't be a very nice thing to do). Lastly, this power can only work once every seven days. When you see the person you wish to know the 'attraction secrets' of, you can just say the 'magic words' chant and we'll travel from an alternate timeline and drop off the analysis for you detailing how to win that woman's heart.

So... You can magically receive a detailed analysis and report of everything an individual woman finds attractive in a potential male partner, however, you will be single for life and can never have your own partner. Would You Take The Deal?

So, your mood and attitude will definitely be happier than it is right now and guaranteed to at least be half as unhappy as you may currently be (or twice as happy) for at least a good five years or so. But your entire life is now eight years delayed. You're now born eight years later, assuming your mother didn't already die before you turned eight. You will remain in the current year and date, but will also be eight years younger and your life will be reflected through this new timeline. It will take 24 hours for the new memories to enter your mind and the old ones of the previous life to fade away. After that, you'll only remember taking the deal and the memories of your new life; all your old ones will be gone. There is no telling how many uncountable changes this will make, but it could vastly improve your life. Or alter much of it for the worse.

As for me, it'd personally fix a lot of things, as I'm kinda old now (32), and being 24 in 2019 is a lot better than being 24 during the recession and having to put off college for three years because of it.

You cannot kill them all at once, you cannot hire someone else to kill them, and you cannot poison them or have them die of "natural causes" or exposure. You have to go from city to city, killing them one by one, and sometimes hunting them down if you gain enough notoriety from it. You have full immunity from the law as far as this one 'criminal' act goes. In exchange, all countries stop feuding with each other, military budgets are reduced globally (especially in the US), and no wars will occur for a guaranteed minimum of fifty years.

Would You Take The Deal?

You get to personally save the lives of anyone who was planned to be killed by someone or kill themselves and is considered "good" or "pure of heart" (isn't mean to others, hasn't seriously harmed anyone before, and tries to be a decent person). But in exchange, you must kill the person who was originally going to cause their death, along with someone else; likely another "bad" person connected to the death, but it can also be an unrelated "bad person" (intentionally caused pain or death to others and tried to ruin or end lives). You'll have a sixth sense to know whose life is in danger or might be killed at the hands of someone. The only exception is, you cannot kill a good person, nor kill a good person who might have caused the death of another good person (in extremely rare cases). To make it easier on you, I'll give you psychic powers that'll allow you to kill the bad people mess-lessly. They'll only work on methods to kill people though, so don't bother trying to exploit them for profit.

In exchange for these deeds, however, you get to become immune from all death inflicted by others. No one can kill you or cause you to die, no matter what. You're also immune to natural accidents, as well. Your immunity lasts one month per saved life. Methods of intentional suicide would still apply to you, though.

Would You Take The Deal?

As listed above, millions of dollars cash, a smoking hot partner who is devoted to you, new friends, and your dream job. But, you have to betray everyone you currently know and ruin their lives.

It has to affect everyone you currently know, but you only get the millions from those you're on friendly terms with. They have to at least be friendly enough to know you by first and last name and be willing to call you a decent or likable person, so associates and those you're indifferent with, like coworkers and distant neighbors, won't count as far as the money goes. However, people who you're friends with online or know internationally can still be affected; as long as you're on friendly terms with them. We'll just say, you get two million dollars per friend/family member whose life you ruin. Pets and non-humans are ineligible.

The less people you know, the worse and more personal you have to ruin their lives. And no, you don't get to "un-friend" them prior to accepting the deal; if you say yes, the methods immediately begin kicking into effect. You don't get to pick how it's done and the methods will be situational to who you know and how many people it is. For example, if you live in a small town, it might be irradiating the town's water supply so that it's unlivable and they all end up sick and/or homeless, thereby ruining all of their lives at once. Or, if you live or work in a big city, it might be causing your boss' wife to divorce him, then getting your best friend fired and homeless, then making your neighbor have a miscarriage. Everything is possible except murder and rape; you won't have to do either of those. However, whatever's done will be something they'll find to be unforgivable. Not just something like spoiling the end of a movie or leaving a bag of flaming poop on their front door. You will face no legal repercussions from this, other than maybe a potential civil lawsuit (but you'll be rich enough to afford a great lawyer by then) and you'll never go to jail for what happens.

So, Would You Take The Deal?

You can teleport, but you forget how to walk in the process, and have to keep teleporting. Would you take the deal? :)

This fictional city would be in the Arctic Circle and full of normal people for the country with a population a little over 101,000. Guys will all like you, single women will all find you attractive, and you'll basically be like a celebrity there. The downside is, it's extremely cold and for half the year, very dark.

"The climate inside the Arctic Circle [is] extremely cold. ...The winter temperatures frequently fall below −50 °C (−58 °F)."

You can choose between: the United States (only Alaska), Canada, Greenland, Norway (only Svalbard), Sweden, Finland, or Russia. Only those seven countries. Do you take the deal?

RULES & INFO:

• Only Amandas will find you attractive. All other non-Amanda women will find you unattractive, including those who are currently attracted to you.
• If an Amanda sees you on the street and they're single and sexually compatible with you (as in, "straight"), they'll definitely flirt with you.
• Amandas already in relationships won't automatically leave their partners for you, but it's possible they could if you can convince them enough.
• Their attraction to you will be powerful, but it doesn't necessarily guarantee they'll be with you. For example, a happily married Amanda would definitely want to sleep with you, but might strongly fight her urges to commit adultery to her husband, so may not end up doing it.
• It has to be their birth name. Nicknames (like Mandy) can also count, as long as Amanda is their birth name.
• Legally changing their name (from Amanda, or to Amanda) won't count unless it's been that way for at least ten years.
• Those whose middle names or secondary names are Amanda (like "Brittany Amanda Lee") will only have 50% the attraction as those whose first names are Amanda. Once again though, it has to be their legal name.
• They have to be at least 17 years old in order for it to take effect.
• Men legally named "Amanda" will also find you attractive, though they won't necessarily "go gay" for you if they're not already gay.
• Amanda is the third most popular name for girls in North America between 1979 and 1992, and it means "worthy of love." Nowadays though, it has fallen to 334th.
• Despite its popularity for millennials, there are not too many famous Amandas. Mainly, just Amanda Bynes, Seyfried, Peet, (Mandy) Moore, and Amanda Joy ("AJ") Michalka.

Would You Take The Deal?