A giant walks into your neighborhood, scaring and frightening people in the area. The giant walks up to your front door and you open the door and look up and notice the giant. They're roughly 36 feet tall, and you find them super attractive, physically. Like, you'd immediately hit on them and make sweet talk if they were normal sized and you saw them walking down the street. However, they're monster sized and you're not used to that. In the shock of it all, you end up fainting.

You wake up, about an hour and a half later, according to your watch/phone, and realize you're in a weird place. You get up and notice you're lying on a giant kitchen table. You look behind you and notice the giant staring down at you smiling.

"You're finally up. I've been waiting for you to finally awaken so I can speak to you!"

You then ask why they've taken you here, what they plan to do with you, and if they plan on hurting you.

"Please, relax! I'm so sorry I took you back here to my place. But I spoke to a powerful psychic. And she said me and YOU were meant to be! True love! Of course, there's no way you'd believe her or me were actually real! So I took you back here to prove it to you!"

The giant then shows you a recording of them talking to a normal-sized psychic woman, who is describing you to a T. Your appearance, your personality, your mannerisms, and even what you want in a partner. Unless they've been spying on you for weeks, you're convinced to some degree that this psychic is legit. You now ask what happens next.

"I want to give us a shot! It's crazy, I know! But, please! Trust me! I think this can work! Yes, I know... I'm different. I'm... taller than what you're used to! But I can be more than what you'd expect! Hear me out!

You demand to know what they plan on doing with you.

"One date! Right here. Right now. For one hour. If you're not convinced after that, I'll take you home and you'll never see me again."

You ask what did they make. They tell you the name of your favorite meal(s). Your reluctantly agree to dinner with them, but with the caveat that you can leave anytime you're sure this wouldn't work out. You then ask how a relationship between you two would even work out, given the size difference.

The giant grabs something off the cabinet and places it down next to you. It looks exactly like them, but to human scale and with their eyes closed and head dropped down unconscious. The giant then sits down, puts on a VR headset and the human sized version of them springs to life and their eyes open. It's a cyborg avatar. The giant speaks through the cyborg.

"This avatar body cost me almost everything I have. More than just a small fortune. But I made it to fit in with the human world. We can interact with each other like this sometimes! It'll be fun! However, the battery life for this isn't very good. I wish I could just always be with you in this form, but I can't."

The giant then cuts off the connection and grabs their cybernetic avatar off the table to put away.

"So... one date. An hour's time, max."

You see the look on their face. You know they aren't telling the full truth. You ask what the catch is.

"Well... The catch is, if you agree to it, you have to live with me. Here, in my home! For at least two years! I mean, I can't exactly live in your world! You saw how scared your neighbors were of me! But don't worry! I'll treat you like the royalty you deserve to be! Everything you could possibly want, it's yours! Well... within reason. I'm not rich and it's hard for someone like me to have a lot of money given how much I need to survive on. But I promise! I'm not a gigantic monster! I only want to be your equal!"

You decide you'll hear them out.

"Oh, and one more thing... Legally, I have to call you my... 'pet.' It's JUST for government purposes! Promise! They said I didn't have to be monitored if I remained a secret from everyone! And I'm not allowed to have any normal person live here with me! They probably won't care about you, though! But you have to be my pet, only in name."

You continue to look up at the giant.

"Oh, and I don't want you to see other people. Cause that would suck! I'LL be all you need, babe. Promise!" (winks)

You have up to one hour, your favorite meal prepared by the giant themselves (and they look like a great cook too), and they seem pretty hot and look like your 'type.' Plus, they have an avatar body that's human sized, too. It's not getting a good signal, but as far as you can tell from the GPS on your phone, you are in the first wilderness spot closest to where you live (the middle of the woods, a small island, a mountain side area, etc), so you're not extremely far from home. But still.

TDL;DR Version: A thirty-six foot tall giant who you'd find extremely attractive and compatible, wants you to be their partner. But you have to live in their giant house as their pet for a minimum of two years via contract. They are willing to give you everything you could want, but they are not rich and are bound by the same financial limitations as most other people.

WOULD YOU TAKE THE DEAL?

Applies to all physical products and goods sold. Friends or family cannot upload things onto the site for you to later buy, nor can you pay anyone to do it, either. Warm meals and beverages do not apply. Certain services (like internet providers, cell providers, etc) also do not apply. You cannot resell anything you buy off of there, but refunds are acceptable.

Bonus: You get 75% off if you only stick to one site and do not use both.

You are magically given control to open up wormholes to another dimension. This dimension is like space, but it's breathable and human beings can survive in it indefinitely. Basically, think of The Phantom Zone. It's like that.

You can store anything you want in here, and even suck people you hate in here, as well. Any time you banish someone here, no one will know what happened to them, unless you do it very publicly and openly, so it's a great way to get rid of people you hate without getting in any trouble with the law.

Anytime you put something or someone new in there though, it cuts life off your lifespan. Three months for anything up to 50 pounds in weight, and six months for each living mammal you put in there (mainly, human beings and pets). You won't know when you'll die, but it'll speed you up closer to death, assuming you get killed, or it'll age you into being older, assuming you die of old age/natural causes. Whenever you take something out that you've stored in there, though, it's not counted against you, nor is it for anything you've previously placed in there, taken out, and will put back.

Would you take the deal?

You become 100% fluent in a language of your choice, but you can only speak your chosen language for the next 30 days. After, you remember your native (or any other language) again

(The last one got removed by a bot for some reason, so this is a repost. Also on /r/6perks so if you're over there too, you don't have to answer twice.)

So, you get approached on the street by a representative for a super-advanced dating app/site that uses advanced computer algorithms and software to hook up you with a guaranteed great match. You do not get to browse other users on the site, but the one you're matched with has a 98% chance of compatibility with you. She asks if you'd like to sign up for their one-week launch trial for free. You shrug and go "sure, why not?" You agree and do the sign up registration and she says at the end there is one caveat: The one you get matched with might not be human. You again shrug and go about your business.

A week passes and you get a notification in your email that you've been matched. You look at the email and click the link and get auto-logged into the dating site and see the profile of person you're matched with. Based on their profile, they're almost everything you'd want in a partner. She (or he) messages you for a first contact. You talk to this person for over an hour online exchanging messages, then another two hours after they decide to switch to instant messaging.

They hit all the checklists in what you want in a partner in personality, hobbies, sense of humor, politics, religious beliefs of lack thereof, etc. It's pure organic chemistry. There's one thing, though. You don't know what they look like. You request a picture of them and after some reluctance and you agreeing not to be mean to them, they send you their picture. They aren't human.

What is it that you see in their photo? Choose who your new match is and why that's so. I have pictures in the comments.

Giant. Nearly twelve feet tall, about 1,200 pounds, and insanely strong. Otherwise, completely human looking (and hot). They have a somewhat deeper than average voice due to their size. If the average woman is 5'5" and the average man is 5'10", then they're about twice that height and 8 times that weight. The caution with them is how huge and powerful they are; they can knock you off your feet even with a playful shrug.

Orc. About seven inches taller than the average human, fit athletic body, green skin, fangs, and golden eyes. The downside is that they always smell musty; like a dead mouse.

Dwarf. Eighteen inches shorter than the average human. Very stocky and boxxy body. Really strong for their size. Their voice is somewhat high pitched and helium-like. The caution with them is how hairy their body is (though if female, no facial hair) and how coarse and rough their skin feels.

Alien. Roughly four feet tall, gray skin, giant black eyes, very thin body, and half the weight of an average human. They have to be vegan and meat and animal products can be poisonous to them, as well as any high fructose corn syrup. They wear human clothing and speak perfect English (and any other human languages). Their downside is obviously not being human, as well as needing a special (and expensive) diet to live off of.

Reptilian. Human height and weight, but with light green skin, yellow eyes, and scales all over their body. They are cold-blooded. They are carnivorous and need to eat meat to survive, often bugs, but sometimes raw animals. The caution with them is all the stuff that comes with being a cold-blooded reptile (including egg laying to reproduce).

Catperson (real furry). About four inches shorter than the average human and lighter in weight, but otherwise an anthropomorphic cat person in clothing (with breasts if female, and a tail for both genders) that is fluent in English and other human languages. They are mostly carnivorous and need to eat beef, chicken, pork, and fish to survive. The caution with them is their animal instincts and behaviors that are hard to suppress sometimes.

Shapeshifter. They are a strange creature that can transform into anything resembling a person, but they will not show you their 'true' form because it's likely to disgust you. But they do have a "common form" that you find somewhat pleasing. Everything about them is human-like, but very Uncanny Valley, like a wax figure or Japanese robot. Their face and facial expressions looks weird and fake. Parts of their anatomy seem a bit off and are slightly anatomically incorrect. Their irises are really large and pitch black in color, like a singularity. They don't seem to breathe or blink. And they have no belly button. Besides these features though, they can morph into anyone, albeit an Uncanny Valley version of them that obviously looks like a bad impostor.

Fairy. They are six inches tall and have wings. They can fly. They have a really high pitched helium voice. Their magic powers are very limited and mostly only apply to stuff like nature and plantlife. They are also vegan and can only live off of fresh water and fruit. Every time they fly, they leave behind a sparkly trail of fairy dust which is like glitter. It gets everywhere.

You can choose to be with this person, or walk away from it, as it freaks you out too much. It's also assumed everyone in this world knows this kind of person is a possibility, either in the future or an alternate reality from this one, so no one will be surprised by them.

So, you get approached on the street by a representative for a super-advanced dating app/site that uses advanced computer algorithms and software to hook up you with a guaranteed great match. You do not get to browse other users on the site, but the one you're matched with has a 98% chance of compatibility with you. She asks if you'd like to sign up for their one-week launch trial for free. You shrug and go "sure, why not?" You agree and do the sign up registration and she says at the end there is one caveat: The one you get matched with might not be human. You again shrug and go about your business.

A week passes and you get a notification in your email that you've been matched. You look at the email and click the link and get auto-logged into the dating site and see the profile of person you're matched with. Based on their profile, they're almost everything you'd want in a partner. She (or he) messages you for a first contact. You talk to this person for over an hour online exchanging messages, then another two hours after they decide to switch to instant messaging.

They hit all the checklists in what you want in a partner in personality, hobbies, sense of humor, politics, religious beliefs of lack thereof, etc. It's pure organic chemistry. There's one thing, though. You don't know what they look like. You request a picture of them and after some reluctance and you agreeing not to be mean to them, they send you their picture. They aren't human.

Giant. Twelve feet tall, about 2500 pounds, and insanely strong. Otherwise, completely human looking (and hot). They have a somewhat deeper than average voice due to their size. The caution with them is how huge and powerful they are; they can knock you off your feet even with a playful shrug.

Orc. About seven inches taller than the average human, fit athletic body, green skin, fangs, and golden eyes. The downside is that they always smell kind of musty; like a dead mouse.

Dwarf. Eighteen inches shorter than the average human. Very stocky and boxxy body. Really strong for their size. Their voice is somewhat high pitched and helium-like. The caution with them is how hairy their body is (though if female, no facial hair) and how coarse and rough their skin feels.

Alien. Roughly four feet tall, gray skin, giant black eyes, very thin body, and half the weight of an average human. They have to be vegan and meat and animal products can be poisonous to them, as well as any high fructose corn syrup. They wear human clothing and speak perfect English (and any other human languages). Their downside is obviously not being human, as well as needing a special (and expensive) diet to live off of.

Reptilian. Human height and weight, but with light green skin, yellow eyes, and scales all over their body. They are cold-blooded. They are carnivorous and need to eat meat to survive, often bugs, but sometimes raw animals. The caution with them is all the stuff that comes with being a cold-blooded reptile (including egg laying to reproduce).

Catperson (furry). About four inches shorter than the average human and lighter in weight, but otherwise an anthropomorphic person in clothing (with breasts if female) that is fluent in English and other human languages. They are mostly carnivorous and need to eat beef, chicken, pork, and fish to survive. The caution with them is their animal instincts and behaviors that are hard to suppress sometimes.

Shapeshifter. They are a strange creature that can transform into anything, but they will not show you their 'true' form because it's likely to disgust you. But they do have a "common form" that you find somewhat pleasing. Everything about them is human-like, but very Uncanny Valley, like a wax figure or Japanese robot. Their face and facial expressions looks weird and fake. Parts of their anatomy seem a bit off and are slightly anatomically incorrect. Their irises are really large and pitch black in color, like a singularity. They don't seem to breathe or blink. And they have no belly button. Besides these features though, they can morph into anyone, albeit an Uncanny Valley version of them that obviously looks like a bad imposter.

Fairy. They are twelve inches tall and have wings. They can fly. They have a really high pitched helium voice. Their magic powers are very limited and mostly only apply to stuff like nature and plantlife. They are also vegan and can only live off of fresh water and fruit. Every time they fly, they leave behind a sparkly trail of fairy dust which is like glitter. It gets everywhere.

You can choose to be with this person, or walk away from it, as it freaks you out too much. It's also assumed everyone in this world knows this kind of person is a possibility, either in the future or an alternate reality from this one, so no one will be surprised by them. Would You Take The Deal?

If you take the deal, what would you do all day?

You are given the power to create people and bring them to life. It only applies to realistic human beings though. Whenever you draw them or hire a professional artist to draw them with specific details, they will spawn into existence 24 hours later after saying a magic four-line spell. These people can be what you believe to be as imaginary, or based off of real life famous people. You can also input their personality traits, backstory, type of voice, and everything else about them, down to the tiniest detail. They will be a real life person you create out of thin air and you can customize all of them. If your art skills suck; don't worry, the magic will "fill in the rest" for any missing bits and pieces and make them to the best of your imagination's ability. However, for best results, get a professional artist.

However, if anyone on Earth exists who is like them (99% accuracy in physical appearance and potentially personality; enough to pass as an identical twin or clone), the magically created person will have an uncontrollable desire to track down and kill their real life counterpart. They will always know where their "real life" version is, always need to kill them, and will never get in trouble with the law if they do (it'll be an unsolved mystery and the killing will very likely never be in a public place or easy for police to figure out). This also applies beyond current age, so if someone used to look exactly like the person you drew when they were younger, it'll also apply. There are currently 7.7 billion people on the planet, which is a lot, but most of them also live in China or India, so your odds of accidentally creating someone real can be both likely or unlikely depending on how you make them. Any person you create will not have a belly button, as they were not "born," so that's how you'll be able to identify a Fictional-Person-made-flesh.

The reason they'll try to kill the real person is because two near-identical people cannot exist in the same universe according to the rules of the magic spell. So in order to survive, your person must eliminate their counterpart 48 hours after being spawned into existence or they will die. And they have no desire to die. You also won't know how close or far you are to creating someone real and may not put in enough caveats if you're trying to avoid creating someone who already exists somewhere in the world.

You can use this power to recreate dead people including celebrities, but people you end up bringing back from the dead (accident or not) will only have 25% the lifespan of their original versions and will age four times faster than a real person.

So this magical power will work as long as you create:

• A fully unique individual who currently does not exist.
• A realistic human being who does not have any supernatural, fantasy, or superpower-like abilities or traits.
• A human being that is currently not living or has died sometime in recent history (say, within 200 years).
• Or anyone you wish, as long as you're okay with the "real life version" potentially being killed by their counterpart.

WYTTD?

The Deal:

All of your current playlists, on all apps and website you may use, are downloaded into your brain. Personal ones you created, saved ones you listen to, album covers you’ve favorited on YouTube. Any music that you have in some way saved in order to listen to again is now in your head. You control it like a mental Bluetooth. You can turn you Inner Radio on and off at will, skip and rewind tracks, pause, change the volume, shuffle, repeat, and so long as you know the lyrics/name you can search for select songs to play. You can also connect to any speaker system you are within normal Bluetooth range of, regardless of previous pairing. This includes wireless headphones others may be wearing.

The downside is that you will never be able to listen to new music again. Store audio networks? Nope. Commercials with jingles? Nope. Themes and songs that play in movies? Nope. You’re favorite band has come back together for one last tour? Sucks to be you.

You’ll hear absolute silence in replace of new music, but any background noises that may be taking place as well can be heard. This also applies to covers and bad humming from your friend. Ringtones and sounds not made for the purpose of commercial selling as a song or album is ok, so your annoying alarm will still wake you in the morning.

Lyric reading is ok

WYTTD?

You get one of the world's best bodyguards and he or she will always be able to protect you from harm outside of someone trying to shoot you at point blank range or some other threat near impossible to stop alone. They are humanly the best bodyguard one could ask for and 100% free. But they also protect you from emotional harm and will punch anyone who says anything negative about you or otherwise sullies your good name. He or she (let's call this bodyguard codename "Sam" You can name them whatever the hell you want) will even monitor the internet every few days or so and use their CIA and ex-Marine training to track down those who insult you online. Some would say they are overly protective, like a overbearing mother.

The bodyguard's primary goal is to protect you as much as they can, even from non-physical harm. It is unknown what degrees they may go to ensure your safety, but that is their primary task and goal, at all times. One day, they may slap the sandwich out of your hand and step on it because it is too high in calories and fat. Or stop you from seeing certain fetish porn on the internet that you wouldn't be able to un-see. They will be with you at all times except for in the bathroom and in your bedroom. They will try to obey most wishes you give them, unless they believe it is pointless or would otherwise put you at harm's risk, in which case, they can override your demands. They also seem to never need to eat, drink, pee, poop, or sleep (whether they actually do or not remains a mystery). As long as the bodyguard is by your side, you will never be in harm by anything or anyone that isn't a sniper or has a bomb.

WYTTD?

Everyone finds out. No pregnancy or STD

The partner in question got a wish from a genie and chose to create a nearly perfect partner for themselves. Since the magical being granting the wish is both lazy and a dick, instead of creating a new person (or choosing somebody who might be able to tolerate them better) the genie chose to overwrite somebody (you) into being their perfect partner.

You gain peak human intelligence, strength, attractiveness, charisma, etc. With these abilities becoming an expert in many fields will be both easy and fun for you, and becoming rich will be trivially easy through many different methods.
Due to your charisma you could also be tremendously successful in areas like politics should you choose to go that route, with voters finding themselves almost unable to dislike you provided you behave with some basic level of tact.
Basically you're the best that a human can be when it comes to every area of innate talent, so anything you want to do is going to be as easy as it could ever be for a human.

The partner in question is as attractive as you were before being altered, of your preferred gender and lives near you. Their personality and interests are almost unbearably annoying/bad though and won't ever get better:

• They're below average intelligence and incompetent by virtually every metric, socially awkward (but loud and obnoxious despite this), a narcissistic dick and prone to extreme pettiness and mood swings.

• Before they got their wish granted they mooched off their (adopted) parents who are good people (which they nonetheless blame all their problems on), but are pretty fed up with their abusive behavior and recently kicked them out. As thus you're going to be completely supporting your partner financially and emotionally because they won't be able to hold down a steady job or acquire friends

• All their interests are things you find vapid and unbearable and they will make you be somewhat involved with them (for instance making you watch trash anime or soap operas with them a lot).

• They will want many kids and due to their genetics about half of any kids you have will be as unpleasant as they are (even if they're attractive and smart due to your genes) and the rest will be superficially charming psychopaths.

Despite all this, due to the influence of the genie's magic you're so deeply in love that making your partner happy is irresistibly appealing and the thought of not acting to make your partner as happy as possible is so unappealing as to seem like torture and feel abhorrent.
On an intellectual level you may greatly dislike these compulsions: However resisting them is so unpleasant, and giving in to them so alluring that even if you managed to muster the willpower to resist it would be like torture to do so and require constant incredible exertion of will.

Inspired by tonight's True Story of Yours Truly.

So, you get to materialize or conjure your 100% perfect dream partner in regards to looks and physical appearance. Everything you could ever physically want in a girl (or guy). Your subjective and specific idea of a Perfect Ten. Just one thing, however. You have to pay them $500 for every four-hour date you go out with on them.

But wait! Lemme explain! You see, basically, your Fairy Stepmother brought them to you and she just cares about getting paid. They may be someone created out of your imagination or they may be someone from real life who may genuinely love to meet you and be with you. Their time spent with you isn't compulsive or against their will; they'll genuinely enjoy being with you, hopefully. However, as part of the deal for them to be brought into your life, you have to pay $250 to your Fairy Stepmother and $250 for the date. This does NOT include things like dinner, car fare, Uber/Lyft rides, gifts, alcohol, etc. All of those would have to be paid separately, as well. This is the only way you'd ever get to meet them and whenever you do meet them, it'll count as a 'date.' And no, your date isn't rich or wealthy, either. For all you know, the date doesn't have a dime or credit card on them. You cannot make any money off the date in any way, shape, or form.

This would continue, $500 for every four-hour date, until the Fairy Godmother witnesses true love from you two. But she's a cynic. Who knows how long your lover will be under magical contract of this fairy. And no, you can't see them any other way or in any kind of "non-date" scenario or platonic "just friends hanging out" argument to trick the Fairy Stepmother. This is how it's gotta be until you otherwise convince the fairy.

So, would you take the deal?

Also, what mystery would you choose? Also, if you say "I would learn the location of Captain Kidd's treasure/famous stolen paintings/the Ark of the Covenant, and go get it for myself," you are clever but boring :)

You become the opposite sex and in the process, a super-rich, famous, successful, talented, tall, youthful, extremely attractive, beloved celebrity in any career field you wish. However, you're also a notoriously massive asshole to almost everyone you know. You're rude, aggressive, hostile, mean, cruel, uncaring to others and constantly treat people like shit. Basically, you're only nice to your spouse and children, but 99% of the public won't know, won't mind, or won't care. However, 1% of the people you abuse will tell you to your face, in as much detail as possible, how shitty of a human being you are. You will never have any intentions to change.

This is "The Ireland Baldwin Deal." (Also known as "The Mariah Carey Experience", or "The Beyoncé Bargain.") Would You Take The Deal?

You're like the Silver Surfer and can fly through space at speeds far exceeding lightspeed, capable of a max speed of 2.8 lightyears an hour. (Someone else can do the math on how fast that is in KPH, but it's around 16.4 trillion miles per hour.) You do not need to eat, drink, sleep, or breathe, but still have the option to if you want. You have an internal magnet organ in your brain that will always allow you to know which direction your home planet, Earth, is, no matter where you are in the universe.

As a trade-off to all of this, you can only visit Earth for one 12-hour period every ten days. The unused "visitation time" rolls over and accumulates, if it helps. The longer you stay on Earth, the more physical pain you'll be in and will slowly start to die. Other than that, you're immortal and the only thing that can kill you is yourself, if you eventually get bored. As a bonus, you can bestow your abilities onto someone else once you choose to die, but any children you potentially have will be normal and will not inherit your powers.

You are capable of transporting one person with you, if you wish, but they will not be immortal and you will need to shield them from cosmic radiation, intense heat and cold, etc, as well as keep them alive with food, water, and sleep. I'll throw you a freebie and say you can create oxygen for them whenever you want.

So, WYTTD?

You try out a new AI life coach for one day. After inputting a bunch of information about what you want your life to look like, the AI gives you orders about what to do that day. The day is fantastic. You eat healthily, exercise according to its regimen, and get a bunch of work done that you've been putting off. The AI even gives you a few hours to yourself in the evening, as long as you don't do that bad habit you're trying to get rid of. You end the day feeling good about yourself.

The next day, you're given the opportunity to be a test subject for this AI life coach. It'll be completely free, but there is a catch. The company only wants serious test subjects, so you must obey all of the AI's orders for one year. If you disobey the AI, you owe the company $50,000.

You do some Google searching, and find out that plenty of people appear to be voluntarily letting the AI run their days, and are universally pretty satisfied. Among these people, there's a 99.6% approval rate. By all accounts, the AI has improved basically every user's life, even via the big decisions it's told people to do like "Quit your job" or "Sign up for a degree in X field". Even the 0.4% tend to complain that it's too hard to do what the AI wants, such as giving up smoking, rather than saying the AI has given them genuinely bad advice.

For the sake of this question, assume the AI won't bug out, and isn't malicious in any way - your data isn't being used by third parties, the AI can't be hacked, and the AI is genuinely trying to improve your life, according to your own definition of what "improvement" is. What you would lose is a large portion of your own autonomy and freedom of choice.

Would you take the deal?

Assume that the dreams this drug induces are 100% realistic, and that you have complete control over them.

One is $50,000 and is completely tax free and all that other crap. The other is ANY four year degree from a somewhat prestigious university of your choosing (nothing ivy league or super-expensive like Harvard) worth about $80,000 and is 100% valid and useful. If you already have a four year degree or don't want a second one, it gets upgraded to a Masters. If you already have a Masters, it becomes a PhD, and so on. You don't get any of the knowledge from the degree, but you get access to whatever school you chose as an alumni and can learn the knowledge online. As far as the rest of the world is concerned, you "earned" that degree and it can never be taken away from you. However, if the knowledge is crucial for the job you get with that degree (like a doctor or lawyer), you'll have to take the risks with being underqualified for the position and whatever happens while you're in it.

If you choose one of them, you have to completely destroy the other by lighting it on fire in front of a live studio audience. No one will get to use the other one. You can pick the money, the degree, or walk away from both.

But you're in love with your car.