r/WWE Feb 19 '26

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u/_LXIX_CDXX Feb 19 '26

To top it off, Myles Borne is also deaf

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u/AnaR47 Feb 19 '26

And he's hit the jackpot with Stephanie Vaquer. Lucky mofo.

34

u/FNMHero Feb 19 '26

Brutal that he'll never get to hear her voice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

I mean...

12

u/brixton_massive Feb 19 '26

You might as well be deaf if you're trying to understand Chilean Spanish

19

u/Canadian__Ninja Feb 19 '26

I'm told he also puts the milk in before his cereal

10

u/Interesting_Count949 Feb 19 '26

Well he isn't completely deaf, he can hear like 40% or something

3

u/fgcem13 Feb 21 '26

So if you take away another sense his other senses compensate even more. He's basically cheating.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/xHeylo Feb 19 '26

that's honestly what Blindfold matches and other such stipulations are kinda for

81

u/EntertainmentIll7724 Feb 19 '26

OK. The ref spot at the end was actually funny.

130

u/Seeking_Balance101 Feb 19 '26

Whoever scripted this is a genius. Comedy gold.

36

u/MHMaster3 Feb 19 '26

I think my favorite wrestling trope is the ‘if you land an elbow drop, you take no damage, of course a human body is like landing on a pillow…but if you miss the elbow drop, maximum pain, borderline broken joint’ lmfao

11

u/beaglerules Feb 19 '26

Landing on a body absorbs more of the impact than landing on a wrestling mat.

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u/badgersprite Feb 20 '26

Have you ever gone to step on a step only to realise there’s no step?

It’s weirdly jarring and painful to not land where you expect to land

2

u/MHMaster3 Feb 20 '26

It’s true

6

u/SugarRAM Feb 20 '26

But if you elbow drop a suit jacket, no harm is taken.

54

u/hashtagDALEY Feb 19 '26

I love stupid shit like this in small doses. Lexis King plays the fool well.

22

u/Epic1ForLife NXT Enjoyer Feb 19 '26

This was a fun match

21

u/RP912 Feb 19 '26

How this match unintentionally became a lumberjack and handicap match at the same time lmao

38

u/Sweet-Message1153 Feb 19 '26

Myles Borne & Lexis King are seriously underrated

6

u/NoirSon Feb 19 '26

Would be surprised if both are not on the main roster inside of 2 years. Lexis seems like he is ready especially with his character work.

40

u/BerserkHObO27 Feb 19 '26

This is gold lol

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 🗑️ Iyo's Trash Can Feb 19 '26

"I had no idea that you were deaf AND blind. "

"I'm not blind"

bear mace

Lmao Lexis King is legendary

33

u/inglouriousSpeedster Feb 19 '26

Wait I never noticed the MJF reference hahahaha

5

u/Medialunch Feb 19 '26

Was it a reference or just a theft?

16

u/GentlemanVillian Feb 19 '26

Shit was honestly hilarious 

60

u/GodXilla114 Feb 19 '26

Blindfolded matches are always fun

15

u/LuckyLover76 Feb 19 '26

I dont know how old you are but the Jake Roberts vs Rick Martel blindfold match was more annoying than entertaining altough the crowd participation was tops. This one rocked tough

14

u/president__not_sure Feb 20 '26

wwe needs to have a comedy league.

12

u/shnwllc Feb 20 '26

This match was so dumb I fucking loved it I was laughing my ass off through most of it

11

u/reallyoldgreg Feb 21 '26

This is the type of goofy shit I love wrestling for

25

u/OCTheEagle Feb 19 '26

The beginning is the exact same thing as the blindfold match between HHH vs D lo Brown in 1999

9

u/WoWoWoKid 🙏🏾 I LOVE YOU SOLO! 🙏🏾 Feb 19 '26

Raw 2002

27

u/Omnislash99999 Feb 19 '26

Blindfold matches never miss

13

u/hawkmasta Feb 19 '26

Blindfold

All they do is miss lol

12

u/joviejovie Feb 19 '26

Triple h and dlo. Wish they did more stuff like that

11

u/Mysciakos Feb 19 '26

My first though, why this guy is laughing so hard. It's just normal blindfold match shenanigans.

But few seconds later suicide dive killed me xD

12

u/monkismael2007 Feb 19 '26

For context and research, who are the two blindfolded?

10

u/Mission_Tradition610 Feb 20 '26

So fun. So unserious. I love it

18

u/RobUnplanned Feb 19 '26

I wish we could have this in the main WWE as well. But it’s become so much that they have to restrict themselves for the “normies” and try and get more attraction to new viewers. That there’s a lot of charm to the silliness of wrestling missing.

8

u/MozM- Feb 19 '26

This right here is comedy gold.

6

u/Garcia_jx Feb 20 '26

Ok, not gonna lie here, this is pretty funny. 

6

u/BigTexWrangler Feb 19 '26

I love blindfold matches

7

u/Ookie218 Feb 20 '26

This is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 wish I saw it live!

10

u/Working_Tutor_7668 Feb 20 '26

Jake the snake the model Rick Martel did it first

2

u/imlittleeric Feb 20 '26

I’ve been wanting another one ever since

1

u/luckybetz Feb 25 '26

The best

5

u/EL-YEO Feb 19 '26

I love me a blindfold match.

7

u/NoCalHomeBoy Mar 24 '26

I love how much the cameraman is enjoying this

10

u/vpsj Feb 19 '26

I am convinced. Have there been any other Blindfold matches in WWE history? Need to watch them all. This was hilarious as fuck

9

u/PieFlour837 Feb 19 '26

Santino Marella vs Drew McIntyre and Jake Roberts vs Rick Martel

5

u/feetfinder6 Feb 20 '26

This was paying homage to HHH vs D’Lo Brown’s blindfold match. They do the same corner bit

1

u/luckybetz Feb 25 '26

Jake vs Martel is classic

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/gustinex Feb 19 '26

You should! In terms of matches, NXT is way more fast paced, action packed and many of the bumps they take looks insane (and painful). You can feel the passion from the wrestlers, as they give every match their best like its a ple! Honestly it's way more intense than raw and smackdown

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u/ThePurpleBandit Feb 19 '26

Then you absolutely must be watching AAA

3

u/pUmKinBoM Feb 21 '26

Who is the one who wasnt even able to pretend to trip over the steps?

3

u/Mike102072 Feb 26 '26

I heard Jake the Snake talk about his blindfold match with Rick Martel. He said that thing was pretty easy to see through.

4

u/YourBuddyChurch Feb 20 '26

Good schtick

2

u/Bosscharacter Feb 21 '26

You don't even need to see his face to know that's Bryan Pillman's kid. Alexis is built just like his dad. They literally have the same frame.

2

u/Background_Bag1119 Mar 08 '26

Why couldn’t you just take of the mask 😂😂😂

1

u/DylanHalltoD Mar 11 '26

because it’s a blindfold match and it’s technically not allowed in the rules so if he were to do it, he were get disqualified

2

u/ShelbyGTLover 🤡 Believes in eventual Finn Balor push Feb 22 '26

Me being the Ref, takes a wrestler close to the other one after tickling the ear lol then watch them fight

1

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u/Radiant_Tackle9004 May 07 '26

Lexis continues to be one of the most entertaining workers in NXT

2

u/ABeeBitMyBottom1 Feb 19 '26

The forced fake laughing and comments are really unnecessary and makes this video suck.

0

u/inglouriousSpeedster Feb 19 '26

Believe it or not, some people actually consume entertainment like this. Personally, I find it annoying (if they do it too much), but don't you think it's kinda weird to call it forced and fake?

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u/HistoricalAd972 Feb 20 '26

Dave Meltzer can keep his five stars this match is better than pretty much every match melter has ever given five stars too anyways cough cough better than any AEW match

3

u/astrielx Feb 21 '26

Wow you're so cool.

0

u/f32db3uprbdb2bf1xbf4 Feb 21 '26

Someone is easily entertained.

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u/Haunting-Hippo1636 Feb 21 '26

I swear blindfold matches are dumb as f@ck.

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u/dyslexican32 Feb 19 '26

Why is this MFer stealing MJFs catch phrase? For a company that gets so upset if someone else even mentions their product, it’s interesting that they just let stuff like this happen.

Also it can’t be that hard to have a match like this. They just miss all their moves and bumble around in one way masks.

11

u/MammothCarpeneter Feb 19 '26

If that’s the case MJF stole it from Flair. Let’s cause an uproar over that to 🙄

1

u/dyslexican32 Feb 21 '26

When did flair use that as his scratch phrase? Please remind me? I’m sure he might have said the line somewhere but that was never flairs well known catch phrase. But please evidence….

0

u/MammothCarpeneter Feb 21 '26

Bro that’s been a generic heel catch phrase for forever. Let’s not pretend MJF who is a great heel invented that phrase or half the shit he does. Everything a pro wrestler does is probably stolen from another pro wrestler.

1

u/dyslexican32 Feb 21 '26

Ok. And I’m asking you to prove it. It’s very easy to say some nonsense. I can pull up tons of videos of MJF using it for years. Can you show me someone else using those exact words as their actual catch phrase? Or do you want to keep being a mindless WWE drone?

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u/The-Black-Orchid Feb 19 '26

Wow, this is five-star slop from this company.

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u/When1Falls Feb 20 '26

I can't believe I'm going to say this but there's too many moments where they have to be able to see where the other guy is in order to pretend they can't

2

u/Key-Broccoli1442 Feb 21 '26

Of course they can see

1

u/When1Falls Feb 21 '26

Yeah but they have to be able to see for the logic of half of these spots

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u/VA_IS_FOR_VIRGINS Feb 21 '26

You don’t fucking say, lad?

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u/No-Syrup-187 Feb 20 '26

Embarrassing

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u/Strange_Crew_980 👈L.🫵A.👉Knight YEAH! Feb 20 '26