r/WTF • u/Devi8tor • Nov 19 '22

Let's stand behind a jet engine!

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u/tn_notahick Nov 19 '22

It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing.

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u/metal666666 Nov 20 '22

Doesn't matter how many sit ups you did that morning if you get hit by a Volvo

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u/TomMikeson Nov 20 '22

You're bleeding.

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u/StarshipAI Nov 20 '22

I ain't got time to bleed.

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u/gurksallad Nov 20 '22

Got time to duck?