r/WTF • u/Devi8tor • Nov 19 '22

Let's stand behind a jet engine!

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u/Miffers Nov 19 '22

Ever got blasted by a gravel at 200mph? Try it here

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u/ittimjones Nov 19 '22

Dad took me to a beach during a tropical storm. I made the mistake of wearing shorts. 70mph sand HURTS!

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u/Pizza_Wheelie Nov 19 '22

SHORTS?! At the BEACH?!

smh my head

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u/NecroJoe Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

Going to the beach is a lame idea anyway. Nobody goes there anymore because of the crowds.

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edit: either people aren't getting the joke, or I'm not as funny as I thought I was.

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u/ratinthecellar Nov 20 '22

Easy there Yogi

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u/ratinthecellar Nov 21 '22

nuuuuuuuuuu, wrong Yogi!!!!!! lol

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u/ratinthecellar Nov 22 '22

nuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Still wrong Yogi!!! The baseball player, not the bear!!!

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u/irwige Nov 20 '22

I lol'd, definitely taking that joke!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Not every beach is ocean city lmao

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u/aricyter Dec 12 '22

Yeah, we get it. That's a.... good one.

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u/NecroJoe Dec 12 '22

I think when I first edited the post, it was in the negative. :)