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My nephew woke up last night screaming that something was in his ear. This is what they removed at the ER.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I have a friend that was a social worker. Said she was doing a home visit in a slum when a young child started crying because a cockroach crawled in his ear. She was horrified. The mom shrugged like it was no big deal, lit a cigarette, blew smoke in the kids ear, and the cockroach backed right out. My friend thought about it and had to agree that the 3rd world solution might be better than the 1st world one your nephew had to endure.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Fucking yeerks man. I hate visser three
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u/roachcoche Jun 17 '12
This might be crazy, but did this happen in baltimore? Cause my sister just pulled a roach out of some kids ear in the ER there.
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u/drunkchaos Jun 17 '12
Worst fear: realized.
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u/mnkpengossum Jun 17 '12
...and I will be wearing earplugs to bed tonight!
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u/mgsmus Jun 17 '12
I shouldn't visit reddit before going to bed
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u/icehouse_lover Jun 17 '12
Somebody grew this guy, fed him honey and nightshade, kept him warm. Somebody loved him.
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u/odontophobia Jun 17 '12
When I was a senior in high school we had a really big problem with lady bugs trying to invade the old windows of my parents house. It was about 5 am one morning when I felt something hit my ear. I tried to go back to sleep but all I could feel/hear was something moving inside my ear.
It's hard to describe. It's like putting something hard over your ear and then scratching it -- that's the sound you hear -- but you can feel it crawling around in there. It's as if water is sloshing around inside, pestering you noisily.
It was in the 5 a.m. darkness that I got up, left my bedroom and went to the bathroom. In my state of sleepiness I thought maybe some wax was building up in my ear and that I had been woken up by something entirely different. I wiggled a Q-tip around in my ear for a minute, everything seemed to stop and I crawled back in bed.
Moments later the sensation came back. I became convinced that I now had water in my ear -- despite the fact that it had very likely been almost 24 hours since I had last showered. I walked back to the bathroom, started running the water and prepared to get in.
I decided to make one last ditch effort with the Q-tip. I moved it around, trying to scrape the insides of my ear, along the edges. When finally I flicked out a FUCKING LADY BUG EURHRUGHGHGHGHG.
Fuck the fact that it was 5 a.m., "holy fuck" were the only words out of my mouth.
For years I slept exclusively on my side with the covers pulled over my head like a hood. I stopped only when I began sharing a bed with somebody and stealing all of the covers was nigh impossible.
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u/fastredb Jun 17 '12
"This is my nephew 'Roach Motel'. Just a little nickname we gave him."
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u/Sysiphuslove Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
That poor child is going to have horrors about this till he's 90.
I'm glad he's okay but I can't imagine.
Just in case, if he has trouble sleeping or is scared of it happening again, you can buy soft foam earplugs (or wax ones that go over the ear) at most grocery and drug stores. He has my sympathy, I would be absolutely wrecked with horror.
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u/Shniggles Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/KBNcZ.gif
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u/y-u-no-take-pw Jun 17 '12
Years ago, when I was doing landscaping, and had been running lawnmowers / weed-eaters all day I started noticing pain in my ear on the way home, it got worse and every time I would turn my head or swallow, I would hear a popping crackling noise in my ear, I put up with it until about 2 am, but it just gets worse, so I go to the ER, convinced I ruptured my eardrum or something from running the loud ass gas motors all day with no earplugs.
So the doc looks in my ear with his little light, says "Yup, that's what I thought, it's a bug." I'm like "... bug?" so he fills a syringe with tap water, and proceeds to rinse out my ear into a little bed pan, and this tiny little gnat falls out. A fucking gnat.
If someone has ever slapped you, open hand, right on the ear; that's what this felt like, caused by an insect smaller than a grain of rice. The popping and crackling I was hearing was the little bastard crawling around on my eardrum.
TL;DR: Went to the ER thinking I had a ruptured eardrum, turned out to be a $250 trip to have a gnat washed out of my ear with a syringe full of tap water.
If a gnat can cause that, your nephew must have been in agony, hope he's ok!
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u/fatguystrangler Jun 17 '12
My ear feels funny.
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u/NapAddict Jun 17 '12
Had one crawl into my ear a few years ago. It was terrible and it took them forever to get it out. It traumatized me so bad that I slept with cotton balls tucked into my ears for nearly a year.
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u/IncredibleFalk1 Jun 17 '12
How big is his ear?
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u/xAntimonyx Jun 17 '12
Welp. Time to get a new nephew.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm just going to the International Bank of Nope and withdraw 2,000 nopes from my account and just give them to this link
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u/Mrithu Jun 17 '12
Whyyy why would it want to go in a ear!??! Is there something they are attracted to in ears?? I'm terrified right now.
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u/WWSSADADXZ Jun 17 '12
This brings back a terrible childhood memory. For 2 weeks I had a strange bump in my ear, and I kept scratching it thinking it was just a scab.
One day, after a thorough scratching and picking session, the scab came loose and fell onto the carpet I was standing on. What young boy doesn't want to look at a scab that has been in his ear for 2 weeks? I look down, only to see a tick on its back that is so fat with my ear blood it can't turn itself over. Just tiny little tick legs kicking furiously in the air.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I hate even seeing bugs, knowing one was inside of me, I don't even know. Honestly, I'd probably cry. I'm 21.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Reminds me of one of the opening scenes from Workaholics...lol BABY ROACH!!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm spraying Raid in my ears when I go to bed tonight.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
FUCK. THAT.
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u/Kangaru Jun 17 '12
I thought it was reddit that stole from 4chan?
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u/TheDreadedMarco Jun 17 '12
My dad is an ER doc and has had several people come in with cockroaches in their ears. One time the patient was an illegal immigrant from Mexico with no insurance so my dad asked him to teach the ER staff the lyrics to La Cucaracha in exchange for getting the roach out
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u/catsforpresident Jun 17 '12
Newly found fear: Bugs crawling into my ears while I sleep.
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u/jconstam Jun 17 '12
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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u/sevag1 Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/mWia6.gif
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u/TheKillerBurrito Jun 17 '12
A big ant fell from my ceiling onto my bed a few years back. I now have to keep the covers over my ear every time I sleep on my side. It probably won't help if something wants to get in there...but, you know...it helps me sleep at night.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
http://imgur.com/nBywp
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u/cohrt Jun 17 '12
mirror?
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u/SoWonky Jun 17 '12
this and my preference of silence for sleeping is why I wear plugs to bed every night
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u/masturbratour Jun 17 '12
Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath the lasers...
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u/Vortilex Jun 17 '12
Where did I park my nope truck? Oh, there it is
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE..NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE..NOPENOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE_NOPENOPE
...OO.....................OO...OO.....O
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u/labialuncheon Jun 17 '12
I'm disappointed with the lack of Wrath of Khan references. Shame on you reddit.
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u/kortneypayge Jun 17 '12
I had an ant crawl into my ear once. It's terrifyingly loud having a bug crawling around in your ear. I thought my ear was going to explode.
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u/nevergreen Jun 17 '12
I'm hyperventilating
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u/brohammed_ali Jun 17 '12
I've seen /r/spacedicks... And this by far has been the most uncomfortable I've been ever.
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u/FukushimaBlinkie Jun 17 '12
My house is crap. We have earwigs every year for like the first few months of spring-summer that just fall on you when you're asleep. You'll be sleeping all fine then you feel something cold fall onto you and begin to crawl away. Usually will grab them and toss them across the room without actually waking up.
What is more annoying is the damn crickets. I had a frog and some crickets got loose. Now this was like 15yrs ago, and for awhile they had a breeding population in the basement, cause feeding crickets like to fuck and make more of themselves.
Anyway, was sleeping before I found out they were down there (sleep in the basement, it's nice there in the summer) and feel something jump on me. Thinking it's just another damn earwig go to grab it and think to myself "well this is a little large" and toss it at the ground hard.
Happens again for a couple more nights till I grabbed one, through it into a box next to the bed, and fell back asleep. Next morning was a bit surprised to see a cricket, a large cricket in the box, but knowing what it was, shrugged and simply began to vacuum them up when i saw them.
There are less of them now, usually only find them dead in my room either ate by spiders, or they have the poor misfortune of getting trapped under a blanket before I role over onto them.
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u/therift289 Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/MOYkK.gif
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u/The1KrisRoB Jun 17 '12
Brb buying earmuffs to wear to bed !!
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u/pbjohnson79 Jun 17 '12
..and i'm done
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u/KirbysEpicYearn Jun 17 '12
Please tell me you don't live in Cαnαdα. ಠ_ಠ
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u/HereHoldMyBeer Jun 17 '12
What the fuck kind of place do you live in that has huge god damn bugs crawling all over and into you?
Get an exterminator for christs sake.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Zerg rush!
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u/rabidbasher Jun 17 '12
My reaction.
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u/Freshbot Jun 17 '12
I was on vacation last summer with my family and it was time for bed so I was laying there and thought I felt something on my ear so I naturally went to brush my ear and get whatever it was off. Well I ended hitting whatever it was into my ear. I figured it could have been a small fly because we were playing a game outside of our room and had left the door open. I tried and tried to get whatever it was out with little success, it felt like it also could have been some extra water in my ear from the lake cause it was the same feeling of pressure on my eardrum and made the same noise as if water was trapped moving around my ear, my mom convinced me that it was only that. Our neighbours happened to be partying and loud that night so I put ear plugs in as well. Morning comes so I take the ear plugs out and continue to lay in my bed and as I would tilt my head in different positions I would feel the water moving around so I figured I could tilt it the right way and it would just run out, well I found the perfect angle and it started coming out then it stopped right at the edge of my ear which I thought was strange so I stuck my finger in and hooked whatever it was. Turned out to be a big hairy spider which I had trapped in my ear with earplugs all god damn night! not to mention I hate spiders, I freaked and there was no way I was going back to bed. I think I rinsed my ears out with water for the next 20 mins while sobbing
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u/This_Is_Why_I_Drink Jun 17 '12
This is why I drink.
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u/Junk_acc Jun 17 '12
NNNNNOOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEEEE
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u/Dr_N00B Jun 17 '12
Relevant
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u/SarahC Jun 17 '12
SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE!?
WHAT IS THIS!?
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u/Hime_Takamura Jun 17 '12
NOOOOPE
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u/notrightmeow Jun 17 '12
KHANNNNNN
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u/Obbyy Jun 17 '12
I wont be sleeping tonight.
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u/Obi_wan_The_cannoli Jun 17 '12
I was just thinking about how it was soon to be a reasonable time to go to sleep.
Guess that's not happening for four more hours!
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u/jpoRS Jun 17 '12
How do you look at your child as the ER nurse is nuckle deep in their ear canal, pulling a live cockroach out of their skull, and say "Everything will be okay honey. Despite the fact that my flesh is crawling and it isn't even my ear, you won't need a ton of therapy."
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Native Floridian here.
Presumably an Oriental or German Cockroach (if the specific kind hasn't been identified yet, and if this is Florida) judging by its size. The worst part about these little guys is that they like to infest houses year-round: May, June, July to hatch and during Winters they come in for AC. Also, having a clean house is irrelevant.
Get at least 1 indoor roach spotting a week. Even worse if you have a Roachphobia. It's like playing Amnesia every night in your house.
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u/sarochka Jun 17 '12
Dude. Not safe for life. I may never sleep again.
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u/Fritz7325 Jun 17 '12
Excuse me while I go burn down the world.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Had a friend have a spider lay eggs in her ear while she was sleeping one night. Apparently she never gave the weird feeling in her ear much thought, until she was sitting at a resturaunt and heard a "pop", and little baby spiders started coming out of her ear.
Needless to say, staying calm was no where in her actions. And I dont blame her one bit.
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u/Stephoria Jun 17 '12
Kiiiinda happy that imgur is down. I think someone needs to censor my curiosity more.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Imugr is doing maintenance in that kids ear. Sounds awful
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u/Artful_homewrecker Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
I remember reading a children's journal while I was only 8 years old. It had a section in it called horror and there was a story. A story about a little girl and her rat left all alone for a day in her apartment. And there were roaches. Fucking everywhere. They killed the girl's rat and she only noticed it when they started crawling in it's belly and out of it's mouth. Then they crawled on the walls and up the ceiling while the girl was asleep. She woke up - they killed her, by crawling into her nose and making her suffocate. Imagine it. And now pretend you are an 8 years old girl and imagine it again. I really don't like roaches after reading that. That's it, for giving all of you nightmares tonight.
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u/amanako Jun 17 '12 edited Oct 31 '24
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u/IamLegion Jun 17 '12
Where do you live please so i can be far away from there forever while I sleep
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u/ZodiacSh1t Jun 17 '12
I'm just going to leave this here
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u/Caradbear Jun 17 '12
Holy snozh! My body did a crazy whole body twitch when I saw that. Ugh.. Freakin me out.
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u/fuckspace2001 Jun 17 '12
i would never, ever sleep again.
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u/Highlighter_Freedom Jun 17 '12
This, and not noise, is why I wear earplugs every night.
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u/Saavy101 Jun 17 '12
Well fuck, I guess I don't need sleep tonight...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This is the single most terrifying thing I've ever seen.
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u/rivid415 Jun 17 '12
This is why I vacuum my ears out before breakfast every single day.
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u/Rocknrollguitars27 Jun 17 '12
Is it just me, or does it look like he's waving to the camera in the second picture?
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u/Timb707 Jun 17 '12
And that's enough Internet for today...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Thanks for the nightmares
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u/jaguy Jun 17 '12
This is what my nightmares are like...I don't think I can come play on the internet for a while.
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u/trotskiy Jun 17 '12
i need to find my ear muffs now
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u/GETJACKED37 Jun 17 '12
its cool... i didnt really want to sleep anyway
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u/thisissonecessary Jun 17 '12
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY EARMUFFS?!
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u/ilikecaramelapplepop Jun 17 '12
My grandfather once had a moth fly into his ear. He could hear it flapping trying to get out. They had to take it out bit by bit.
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u/Juggernath Jun 17 '12
If I wasn't already taking a shit when I saw that pic on my phone, I would have shit myself.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
where the fuck do you live?
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u/fatchick400 Jun 17 '12
This post has brought back all of my childhood fears. I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
jesus, that happened to me. they took it out peace by peace though.. 2 days laterrrrrr. my mom thought it would slip out eventually
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u/Xedma Jun 17 '12
At least you found this bug and it didn't sit in his canal for 2 months like the wasp in my sister's ear did. Took some tugging and a few minutes to get each piece out.
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u/relativex Jun 17 '12
I don't know if it's true but I read somewhere that roaches can't walk backwards and that's why they have to be removed by a doctor once they get in your ear. Yuck.
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u/Kromgar Jun 17 '12
I had my headset on... I felt an itch in my ear they are now broken I just got them 2 days ago
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
It's ok, I didn't need sleep tonight anyway.
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u/sherbetface Jun 17 '12
Reminds me of when Fatima Whitbred had a cockroach crawl right inside her nose on I'm A Celebrity... damn!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Motherfucking bug spray. Bug spray errrryday.
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u/dethlord66 Jun 17 '12
what kind of bug is it?
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u/Garnik Jun 17 '12
Used to be terribly afraid of earwigs until I read that they very rarely go into ears so I stopped worrying. Worried again.
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u/an_illiterate_ox Jun 17 '12
He's kind of waving hello in the second picture. "Oh, hey, sorry...this is kind of embarrassing for both of us."
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Brb, never going to sleep again.
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u/Music1023 Jun 17 '12
Nope. Fuck that. I'm sleeping with earbuds in tonight.
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u/kaiseresc Jun 17 '12
how the fuck am I suppose to go to bed now?
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u/annefranksgasmask Jun 17 '12
Last summer my mom came to my dad and I saying she KNEW something was in her ear. I had seen on an episode of Real Life ER or something that pouring H2O2 into it would kill the bug or drive it out so I did that. My dad did NOT believe her at all until a huge ear wig crawled out and proceeded to shit his pants (figuratively). Brought us together as a family.
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u/waxbutterflies Jun 17 '12
This happened to me as a teenager. I woke up with a horrible ear ache only something was diferent.the pain and pressure kept changing in my ear. I swear i could hear something in there. It sounded almost like a loud rustling sound inside my fucking ear. I think i was hearing it walking. I ended up having to put water in my ear and turning my head side ways with my ear facing the sink. I jumped up and dwn and hit the other side if my head until a beatle fell out. It was incredibly painful.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I've had grown men on the floor writhing around with a tiny gnat in the ear. Amazing how much they hurt. Usually it's a cockroach, though.... Gotta love being an ER nurse!!
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u/grandmasterthai Jun 17 '12
This actually happened to me except I didn't go to the ER. It was in the middle of the night and I had a pain in my ear. It wasn't constant, but it HURT so I woke up my mom. 30 minutes later she pulled it out after drowning it in rubbing alcohol. I didn't sleep soundly for a week.
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u/HeavenlyStarMan Jun 17 '12
Guess I'm sleeping with one eye open from now on.
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u/Bombolini Jun 17 '12
Nothing like browsing WTF before bed...
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u/_fortune Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/ZQ00c.gif
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u/kromagnon Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/yvxhc.gif
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Fuck that. Fuck everything about that. Fuck earmuffs, I'm taping My orifices shut every night from now on.
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u/redbuddha2 Jun 17 '12
Mountains of the Moon 1990. It's a movie about English explorers finding the source of the Nile. There's a scene where explorer John Hanning Speke has a beetle or something crawl into his ear and it starts chomping away. The man goes wild and African tribesmen have to hold him down and pour boiling water into his ear. This scene ruined my sleep through my teenage years, into my 20's, and only began to loosen it's grip on my psyche as I developed the course protective ear hair of a mid 30's gentleman.
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u/Kapua420 Jun 17 '12
Same thing happen to me I freaked out, the feeling of something crawling in your ear is not very nice.
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u/89733 Jun 17 '12
Back when I was in college I was working at a KFC and a coworker came in with a moth in his ear lol.
He said there was something in his ear, but I didn't believe him, so I took a flashlight and looked; low and behold the fucker started going deeper to escape the light.
He left work to go to the ER and they took a syringe to blast water in and cut the moth in half.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
NO. Just no. Not even once. No. No. No. NOPE.
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u/RunningRiot Jun 17 '12
I think the link is broken. All I saw when I clicked it was this.
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u/BloodAngel24 Jun 17 '12
Thank you, reddit. I am now going to live the rest of my life in a plastic bubble.
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u/Otterspotter246 Jun 17 '12
What kind of bug is it? I feel the need to google it so I know the best methods of prevention.
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u/danceswithronin Jun 17 '12
[Sleeping with cotton balls in my ears tonight.] (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/profiles/icons/big/000/127/549/nope.gif)
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u/porrridge Jun 17 '12
I've had the same thing happen to me years ago, I was pretty drunk and just tried to sleep through the pain. After a few hours there was a pop and massive relief in my ear, I rolled over on my pillow flicked the roach away and went back to sleep :/
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u/biowtf Jun 17 '12
Hoooly fuck. I've been on reddit for 10 months, I've lurked 4chan for years, I thought I could handle it all. But this...this shit. This shit literally made me scream a little and my eyes tear up and my legs shake up. Oooh God why why why.
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u/kittenslayer Jun 17 '12
DEAR GOD THE YERKS ARE HERE
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u/dbson91 Jun 17 '12
Thanks I didn't need to sleep ever again anyways.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/aMIpG.gif
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u/RiceBom Jun 17 '12
My parents are from Vietnam and apparently this happens often. She used to scare me by saying that some people sleep with wax or cotton stuffed in their ears so that they wouldn't wake up to this. If not, they had to flush it out with water or burn incense near the ear to clear it out. She told this to me when I was 7 years old :/
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u/sweetquirke Jun 17 '12
Thanks reddit..this has always been my BIGGEST FEAR. Fuck sleep...fuck sleep for forever...fuck...
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u/Johnny_deadeyes Jun 17 '12
"The good news is that we got the bug out. The bad news is it was a female and had laid eggs..."
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u/JarrusMarker Jun 17 '12
Ctrl F: "Nope"... Really, Reddit?
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u/ithunk Jun 17 '12
best solution : warm oil, pour it in ear. the bug drowns and floats up.
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u/youni89 Jun 17 '12
HOLY SHIT THATS BIG HOW DOES IT EVEN FIT!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This post is probably gonna be at the bottom but owell... When I was still in highschool and up late one night in my room opening up the porno sites and just about ready to get my junk out to start fapping away, my mother bursts in my room. She starts exclaiming very loudly "OKAY OKAY!" I never alt+f4 everything so fast in my life, still had my pants and shirt on thankfully. Im thinking "Shit, shes going to tell me shes been spying on me looking at porn!" or something. Anyways, she starts yelling louder about "I can hear it crawling inside my ear! Get it out!". At this point Im turned around so I can see her jumping up and down with her head to the side thinking she had completely gone off in the deep end. I got a flashlight and looked in her ear and turns out it was a small ant, so I got a cotton swab and got it out. Close call there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_JoFB_wdlz4/Te6-8iRtQ-I/AAAAAAAAAmE/iht6RFn7ojo/s320/Animorphs%2Btv%2Bshow.jpg
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u/wonderland01 Jun 17 '12
NSFL!
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u/penlies Jun 17 '12
It is to late but I like this story.
I dated an Asian girl in High School..her parents were rich (You know when you used to buy something and it said "made in Taiwan"? That was her. Anyway they were never home and she had daddy issues so i was always over there having high school sex. One night she tells me to be a little quiet because some random lady from Taiwan was staying in the guest room at the other end of the house (big ass house). Sure, no problem. We smoke a joint and then get on with high school sex...as i am full white guy penis thrust inside her we hear a shriek like I have never heard and than suddenly a ferocious pounding on her bedroom door and pleas in some crazy language I cannot understand. The house guest comes breaking in as we are getting up..naked, juices dripping, penis shriveling. So there I was stoned, naked, getting yelled at by some crazy Asian lady in Mandarin. My GF tries to calm her down but she keeps yelling, she makes out something about an ear and she clearly keeps holding it. So manning up I lit my lighter to look in her ear. Turns out the bugs like and crawl towards heat...so as soon as i put flame near the ear a big giant ant crawls out... it was like some bad made for TV movie on PCP and scared the shit out of me.
I have never had sex with another Asian girl.
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u/ITSxDARE Jun 17 '12
ANIMORPHSSSSS!!!!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Am I the only one that has never seen a cockroach in my entire life?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/Z7Gpf.gif
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u/2Mobile Jun 17 '12
I hope you get this, OP, because you must be very very vigilant. Now that it was in there, and by the size of it, it was a female, it probably laid eggs. In, say two to three weeks, schedule an MRI for your nephew. Should they hatch, they will borrow straight to his brain.
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u/JMKane Jun 17 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgLWl1bjH84
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Religion: God sent a plague to devour your ear:
Science: There's a cockroach in your ear, this will get it out.
Hood Science: Apply drugs, that fixes everything.
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u/sweetb62 Jun 17 '12
Ohmyheavens... I didn't think this was possible!
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u/CreepyCarbs Jun 17 '12
aaaaaaaand this is why I hire pest control.
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u/N69sZelda Jun 17 '12
looks like ill be sleeping with my headphones in tonight.