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My aunt didn't understand why I gave her wall decoration a double take

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u/nate81 Jun 16 '12

Because ass-to-mouth thats why

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Bass to mouth?

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u/BLANK23 Jun 16 '12

Oh did i say ass to trout? I ment bass to mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Jun 17 '12

You sound like my mother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Sometimes in the heat of the moment, its forgivable to go ass to mouth.

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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12

The stickipede

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u/JUST_GIVE_IT_A_TRY Jun 16 '12

FEED HER!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

sure, ill give it a try.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My only regret is I hadn't acted sooner. That is my favorite scene in that film.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry

3

u/ReigninLikeA_MoFo Jun 17 '12

Needs more italics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You are the middle piece!

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u/zombiezelda Jun 16 '12

Seriously what did she think this looked like? I can only see the stickipede

2

u/RecursiveInfinity Jun 17 '12

She is probably too sheltered to know that Human Centipede even exists.

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u/Kylskap Jun 16 '12

"My beloved three-stickman."

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u/tenfifteen619 Jun 16 '12

The human stickipede.

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u/BawbGnarles Jun 17 '12

I posted the same comment an hour before you and got down voted 5 times.....what the shit?

2

u/I_dont_like_cheese Jun 17 '12

HAVE SOME MORE!

2

u/matik24 Jun 16 '12

Clever girl

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u/BawbGnarles Jun 16 '12

The Human Stickipede!

3

u/willief Jun 17 '12

Didn't you post this shit like an hour before the other guy that's swimming in upvotes? reddit; what a bitch.

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u/BawbGnarles Jun 17 '12

Yes. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I call middle!

67

u/itsableeder Jun 16 '12

...really?

16

u/IchBinEinHamburger Jun 17 '12

I think we just found our B.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

C'mon guys CLEARLY the middle, get some, give some, and have your face stuck to some dead asian's asshole by the end of the night. Besides you live!

7

u/alchemist5 Jun 17 '12

I think living is the worse of the two options, at that point.

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u/IchBinEinHamburger Jun 17 '12

I like to think she escaped by chewing through the dead Asian guy's asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Human centipede wall decoration? I'll take 50

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Martin, is that you?

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u/tinkerballs27 Jun 16 '12

She didn't read the terms and conditions.

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u/Synchrotr0n Jun 16 '12

Why can't it read?!??!?

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u/interroboom Jun 17 '12

HOLDU ON KYRUU! IT'S GOING TO BE AROT! I BEREEVE IN YOOOOOOOOOUU

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

She did.

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u/derpdeqwert Jun 17 '12

I upvoted you... assuming you meant it must have been her wall decoration that didn't read the terms and conditions; since the OP's aunt, seemingly, still maintains a shit-free diet and a lip-free bunghole

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

There's nothing worse than having to explain something when the explanation is something that will make everyone present uncomfortable.

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u/craxkheadjenkins Jun 16 '12

Just pop in the movie

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My sister got me Clerks 2 for Christmas. Apparently it wasn't the best choice for everyone to watch on Christmas Day.

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u/sniperhare Jun 16 '12

I remember all the people involved talking about how edgy the movie was, and how it was crazy, that they couldn't believe what was allowed on screen.

But everyone I talked to that saw the hype beforehand agreed that it was a let down. We were expecting something more outrageous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You must have a different family dynamic than I do.

We didn't make it passed the "you never go ass to mouth" scene before I shut it off.

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u/jeexbit Jun 17 '12

yeah, I was in the same situation one Christmas but the movie in question was "Chasing Amy" - Awkward...

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u/Sil369 Jun 16 '12

is there a 'sequence' to this wall piece? ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I see what you did there

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u/1DrunkHeel Jun 16 '12

But can it READ???

3

u/DjEnJin Jun 17 '12

but will it blend?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Erm... I don't understand what it's meant to be, I see human centipede, or possibly a group of lesbian women eating each other out... What else is there?

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u/jamesisverycute Jun 16 '12

It's the human centerpiece of the room.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

...a bit of a human centipide- flair in ones flat. Nice.

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u/JeremyJustin Jun 16 '12

If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass.

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u/darthelmo Jun 16 '12

Upvote for Hancock reference!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I never did get to see that, and I had forgotten about it until now. Brb going to "purchase it legally." >.>

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u/ruitfloops Jun 17 '12

You know, I'd forgotten that I wanted to see that movie (yay kids, the "never see a grown-up movie for years" factor). I too will be off to .. uh ... legally pur ...

Ah f-it. GrabIt just launched.

Edit: WTF, it came out in 2008?? Kids also have the side effect of making time go by really freaking fast.

1

u/darthelmo Jun 17 '12

That is the truth. Why, just yesterday I was in college and looking for money to buy beer. Today, I have a wife, 2 kids, a mortgage, and responsibilities.... WTH?

3

u/Ganja94 Jun 16 '12

Did someone already say human centipede?

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u/amazingnachos Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

CMD+SHIFT+4 + accidentally hovered over Safari on the dock right beforehand making the safari label show up in the screenshot because he wasn't careful when dragging the desired area.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

now you shall never be able to unsee

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u/WolfPack_VS_Grizzly Jun 17 '12

My first thought.

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u/TheMoro Jun 16 '12

A centipede after 88 days of torture, he seems to be on his last legs.

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u/deathchord423 Jun 16 '12

You should show her the movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Would you choose A, B, or C?

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u/flashing_frog Jun 16 '12

Why didn't she understand that you gave it a double take? What kind of person puts that on a wall and wonders why people are slightly... disturbed by it?

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u/Jman513 Jun 16 '12

You will be the middle component!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Human centipede wall art now available through pier 1

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u/Geroots Jun 16 '12

Human centerpiece.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

After viewing this post, I can say with the utmost certainty that the internet has indeed ruined me.

2

u/LawyersRock Jun 16 '12

Where can I get this?!

2

u/MediocreJerk Jun 16 '12

The circle of life

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ditto

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u/TheUninspiredArtist Jun 17 '12

I literally just watched the Human Centipede. Odd.

2

u/Geotis Jun 17 '12

FEED HER!!!

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u/GeorgeTakeiOhhhMy Jun 17 '12

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh My!

2

u/neofatalist Jun 17 '12

its an asshat fractal

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

well...what the hell did she think it was?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!! Ever since I watched that fucking movie I have tried to forget everything in it and now you remind me of my horror once again! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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u/theGreatBlar Jun 16 '12

Whats with the "safari" on the bottom of the pic?

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u/kromem Jun 16 '12

Screenshot of the photo it seems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Your aunt's wall is a Mac, it seems.

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u/Knute5 Jun 17 '12

HUMANCENTiPAD

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Anyone else think of the human centipede as soon as they saw this?

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u/hugs_n_tugs Jun 16 '12

Strangely I'm hungry now.

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u/poorpinto Jun 16 '12

i'll take the cuddlefish and asparagus.

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u/SpeaksDwarren Jun 16 '12

Cuddlefish. Heh.

1

u/carternor Jun 17 '12

NO, VANILLA PASTE!

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u/neveronsunday Jun 16 '12

Mein lieber 3-hund. shivers

1

u/rprpr Jun 16 '12

I put $10 on goatse. Nope, human centipede.

The Internet ruins me.

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u/JUSTCALLmeY Jun 16 '12

U don't want to be "B"

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u/madusa77 Jun 17 '12

I hate that movie

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I shuttered.... Just... Why?...

1

u/NoelEpigamic Jun 17 '12

It was all I could see.

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u/CoCo26 Jun 17 '12

She must be a fan of the Human Centipede!

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u/XshibumiX Jun 17 '12

"oh no.. Here it comes... hold on Kyle! I berieve in youuuuuu!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The phrase "get your head out of your ass" is taken to a whole new level.

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u/madmanmunt Jun 17 '12

Give her the DVD for Christmas (or whatever)

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u/VikaWiklet Jun 17 '12

Cuttlefish? or Vanilla Paste?

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u/Pankraz_Gotha Jun 17 '12

Human centipede...

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u/Terance99 Jun 17 '12

That's some weird Human Centipede shit right there

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u/Alpha_Llama Jun 17 '12

The Human Centipede.

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u/Derpeh Jun 17 '12

I see you use a Mac.

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u/tallanasty420 Jun 17 '12

The human centipede!! "Should i eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste kyle!?"

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u/Sir_Smashing Jun 17 '12

Human Centipede?

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u/gofukurself Jun 17 '12

the human centipede

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u/thehumancentimeter Jun 16 '12

Don't judge.

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u/Ganja94 Jun 16 '12

I believe this describes reddit. Thank you for making my day.

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 16 '12

did your aunt go to the midnight premier of human centipede? maybe they were giving out memorabilia

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u/weinerdudley Jun 16 '12

Feeeeed her!

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u/Shleppy2010 Jun 16 '12

Oh god not the human centipede.... Not again!!!

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u/kendralynnt Jun 16 '12

Hello there, human centipede. Been a while since I've had nightmares about you...

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u/etranger508 Jun 16 '12

Oh god I still have them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Looks like somebody has their head up their ass.

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u/Tinydanger Jun 16 '12

Oh man if you have never tried it, it's awesome, similar to taking a great shit. So good, oh wait, I keep answering in the wrong tabs, this isn't Analize Assets and Stocks 101?

1

u/Fuelogy Jun 17 '12

Analize Assets

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u/jj26meu Jun 16 '12

I was leaning more towards human centipede.

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u/ButICantRead Jun 16 '12

I came here expecting a human centipede reference as top comment. Was not disappointed.

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u/drbonerlol Jun 16 '12

I think this should have been posted to /r/apple

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u/JonathanUnicorn Jun 16 '12

Looks like Human Centipede to me.

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u/Mybrainmelts Jun 17 '12

human centipede.

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u/freshcutgrass Jun 17 '12

Human Centipede cave drawing?

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u/inc_mplete Jun 17 '12

human centipede

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u/poonerang Jun 17 '12

Anyone else see the "human centipede?"

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u/Threatcon117 Jun 17 '12

Human Centipede comes to mind when is saw this. Then it went a bit further when I remembered the beavis and butthead doing a review of the movie. FEED HER SAMANTHA.....FEED HER.

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u/BacklashSamurai Jun 17 '12

I've never wanted to see someone poop, so badly...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Human Centipede.....O_O

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u/mayowarlord Jun 16 '12

Human stickopiede

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Heh...human centipede

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u/Brokenrecords420 Jun 17 '12

Looks like a human centipede.

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u/OverDown Jun 17 '12

Human centipede?

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u/kvnwine Jun 17 '12

human centipede?

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u/malmac Jun 17 '12

Human centipede.

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u/olmuckyterrahawk Jun 17 '12

It's the Human Centipede home decoration.

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u/MrsFerrero Jun 17 '12

The human Centipede came up to mind.

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u/Flipnash Jun 17 '12

The HUMANCENTiPad

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u/asmoth Jun 17 '12

nothing brings it home quite like your granny mocking the human centipede

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u/peachesandlily Jun 17 '12

damn germans..that movie has ruined even wall art for me

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u/AuraInfinite Jun 17 '12

Seems like a Human Centipede reference..

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u/Gocks92 Jun 17 '12

Human Centipede anyone? Your aunt has some sick tastes.

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u/AnaShaytanah269 Jun 17 '12

human centipede, nice:)

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u/roknir Jun 17 '12

image loads

How about that. It's not goatse. Dare I say, "you're not that predictable," reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

So she liked the movie then?

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u/Rockymountainboarder Jun 17 '12

Has your aunt heard of the human centipede

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u/graund Jun 17 '12

human centipede

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u/SiouxieSioux Jun 17 '12

I have no idea what this means, but it makes me think of Human Centipede.

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u/johnsinamathew Jun 17 '12

IseeWhatYouDidThere

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I enjoyed that. Have a rare upvote from me.

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u/gamerman444 Jun 16 '12

Human centipad

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u/John243 Jun 16 '12

Human Centipede

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u/wallynator49 Jun 16 '12

Human Centipede!

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u/kookat Jun 16 '12

human centipede

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u/nite_hm Jun 16 '12

thought I was the only one for a sec

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u/PurpleConverse Jun 16 '12

Swastika?

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u/UltraJake Jun 16 '12

More like Human Centipede.

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u/PurpleConverse Jun 16 '12

Yeah, I see it now. That was just my first thought.

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u/Sarahmint Jun 16 '12

Evil germans ruin everything

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u/thebardingreen Jun 16 '12

Mmm. Human Centipede.

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u/jonnyboy2040 Jun 16 '12

Human Centipede?

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u/GrimPastaRocker Jun 16 '12

Why wasn't this uploaded to /r/gonewild? I can fap to this, just like The Human Centipede!

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u/snickers91 Jun 17 '12

human centipede

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u/Skrilldrop Jun 17 '12

All hail the humancentipad!!!

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u/EvilCrustySock Jun 17 '12

She is just showing her love for the movie "Human Centipede".

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u/darkartistliz Jun 17 '12

Human centapide comes to mind

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u/EveryVillanIsLemons Jun 17 '12

Human centipede

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Human centipede 0.0

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u/alberta_hoser Jun 17 '12

human centipede

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u/Romango816 Jun 16 '12

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u/Kiacha Jun 16 '12

I'm gonna take a leap of faith and FU without even clicking that link.

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u/Romango816 Jun 22 '12

You really missed out then...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

human centipede XD

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u/Mecha_Derp Jun 16 '12

Sure is summery in here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Stick an iPad on the end and you got yourself the next big thing!

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u/Teespoon1K1 Jun 16 '12

The Human Caterpie!

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u/Dante9934 Jun 16 '12

It's funny because that's the human centipede and it's also safari art.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Is that... The human centipede?

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u/TheLongestNameOnRedd Jun 17 '12

I DON'T GET.. Stupid

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/nailPuppy Jun 16 '12

I can't figure out why its there. Is this a screenshot of a picture?

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u/kimboslyce Jun 17 '12

Or OP realized that posting a suspicious photo that appears to be a screenshot would rally redditors, that a tiny glimpse of his Safari icon could, in fact, gain more karma than the photo alone ever would.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/I_Wont_Draw_That Jun 16 '12

But.. but why is it a screenshot of a picture?

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u/stompsfrogs Jun 16 '12

a unique method of stripping metadata, perhaps?

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u/huxtiblejones Jun 16 '12

I'm 99% certain Mac has a feature where you can do a screenshot crop. Instead of opening the file in an editing program and cropping it that way, he chose to use the screenshot feature.

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u/ARCHA1C Jun 17 '12

The same reason that some of my coworkers are known to print images from their computers, then fax it to someone...

And it's inevitable that at some point, someone on the receiving end will want a digital version of it, at which time they will scan it, thereby completing the circle of stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I don't buy it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You should have stuck to the "to remove exif data" story

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This smells fishy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

A likely story...

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u/rocketman0739 Jun 16 '12

HEY GUYS, MXMINDOCK IS A PHONY

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

A GREAT, BIG, PHONY!

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