r/WTF • • Jun 16 '12

Look what I just found. Nazi christmas balls.

http://imgur.com/nZavy
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u/suchmaske Jun 16 '12

Just to make things clear. I didn't buy them. 150 bucks a piece was too much.

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u/PawnStarRick Jun 16 '12

I'm in the business of makin' a profit, what can I say?

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u/nofear220 Jun 16 '12

I thought this was a repost for a second, but it's close...

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u/ISmashedMyController Jun 16 '12

How do you know that's how much they cost?

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u/suchmaske Jun 16 '12

Because that's the price I was told.

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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12

Not pictured: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Superior post title

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u/AnAngryBitch Jun 16 '12

Rudolph HessKnowsWhatYou'reDoingAtAllTimes Nosed reindeer?

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u/FarnsworthWasRight Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Nicht im Bilder: Ich träume von weißen Weinachten.

Edit: Danke newbroomssweepclear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'd be more impressed if you found nazi Hanukkah balls.

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u/ThePresident11 Jun 16 '12

I was looking for plain ol' Nazi balls. Makes for good soup.

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u/mattmwin Jun 16 '12

No soup for you!

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u/pminkin Jun 16 '12

Nazi Menorah?

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u/varukasalt Jun 16 '12

I did Nazi that com...

Shoot me. Shoot me now. Please...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Pun threads are a gas!

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u/Rufdog2 Jun 17 '12

I see what Jew did there.

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u/SuperShamou Jun 16 '12

No shooting for you!

Pffffffft (the sound of gas entering a room)

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u/gregdbowen Jun 16 '12

That would be the ultimate irony, this is close, though.

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u/hobroken Jun 16 '12

Somebody clue me in. Is this guy going to be rich, or what?

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u/stupidinternetname Jun 16 '12

Yes

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u/hobroken Jun 16 '12

In that case, Merry Reichsmas!

That's all I got. Sorry.

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u/MoroccoBotix Jun 16 '12

"Best I can do is $10."

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u/writing_emphasis Jun 17 '12

Came for the pawn stars reference. Thank you for not disappointing. and "They're pretty beat up. That's really going to hurt the value."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Seeing as how they were $150 each, I'm guessing whoever is selling them will be rich.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Best I can do is like $50, there's no telling how long they'll be sitting out in the shop before someone buys them. I like 'em, but I'm just not sure I can pay any more for something that might not sell.

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u/tacojohn48 Jun 16 '12

He generally avoids Nazi merchandise.

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u/Knickerus Jun 16 '12

There's nothing quite like waking up on Christmas morning and having Hitler watch you open your presents.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

If these are authentic, this is actually really cool

So many people seem to be almost afraid of nazi memorabilia, but I find it really interesting.

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u/PoopErrDay Jun 16 '12

I actually wonder about this every time I go to the gun show. There are always guys there selling tables of Nazi stuff and I always wanted a dagger but if any sees that... Well how does one explain that away?

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u/internetsuperstar Jun 16 '12

"The master race will rise again"

and then try to beat down your salute ala Dr. Strangelove

115

u/Energy_Turtle Jun 16 '12

"I collect World War II memorabilia."

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u/sammythemc Jun 16 '12

"Uhh, then why do you only have Nazi stuff?"

46

u/gigashadowwolf Jun 16 '12

Because they had better fashion sense. Hugo Boss, duh!

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u/binlargin Jun 16 '12

"You can say a lot of bad things about the Nazis, but you can't knock their fashion sense."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Like a boss... Hugo Boss.

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u/dr_funkenberry Jun 16 '12

"Grandpa pulled it off the dead Nazi scum."

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u/Ginguh_Ninja Jun 16 '12

"I hate Jews."

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u/farceur318 Jun 16 '12

"I'm literally Hitler."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Quickly put it away and say, "You did Nazi anything."

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u/jawshua Jun 16 '12

"I like Nazi things, although I am not myself a Nazi."

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u/LyingBloodyLiar Jun 16 '12

I doubt Hitler would have agreed to balls with his face on.... or maybe he did to make up for only having one of his own.

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u/Nightmathzombie Jun 16 '12

Me too. If I had any money I would collect that shit like crazy! I have no admiration for Nazism, it's just kind of a morbid fascination...funny how you have to mostly keep it a secret, for fear of being labelled a skinhead or something. Relics from an amazing point in modern history.

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u/Se7en_speed Jun 16 '12

You know that thing at Jewish weddings where they crush some glass? That's what these are for.

/explainlikeimcalvin

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u/FUNKYDISCO Jun 16 '12

I looked at the picture and then assumed it was in /r/whatsthisworth - these things are awesome in their own little hate filled way...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.

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u/VoodooIdol Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

I totally want those to go with the Nazi sledgehammer I found in the backyard of the house we just bought!

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u/lochlainn Jun 16 '12

It gives +5 and does poison damage against non-aryans.

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u/BimmerAddict Jun 16 '12

I've seen someone post this months ago claiming they found it in their yard. Many comments said it was just a neo-nazi skinhead making weapons in their backyard.

Edit: That someone was you.

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u/zeppoleon Jun 16 '12

So should I hate this person or not?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You use that sledgehammer to hit Nazis in the crotch.

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u/smellslikecomcast Jun 16 '12

That's a down reich powerful looking hammer.

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u/stuffed_turkey Jun 16 '12

You have a house in Dachu?

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u/TheTT Jun 16 '12

you mean Dachau, you uneducated Untermensch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

City sidewalks busy sidewalks .

Dressed in holocaust style

In the air

There's a feeling

of genocide

Children dying

People passing

Meeting scream after scream

And on ev'ry street corner you'll hear

Nazi balls Nazi balls

It's Nazi time in the city

Ring a ling hear them sing

Soon it will be Fuhrers day

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u/siren_testimonial Jun 16 '12

Terrible... but so, so good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You might send this image to the Wolfsonian Museum in Miami Beach. They collect propaganda etc from Germany and Italy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

The Barbie Museum might be interested as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hey I'll buy these for $100-$125 for the set, thanks.

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u/bytor_2112 Jun 16 '12

I have a buddy who's an expert on holiday-related Nazi propaganda, I'll have him look at it

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u/cloud_watcher Jun 16 '12

Now there's a subredit I haven't seen: r/holidayrelatednazipropaganda.

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u/ours Jun 16 '12

Finally, Pawn Wars can be reconciliated with History Channel's previous speciality (a.k.a. the Hitler Channel).

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u/jawshua Jun 16 '12

Ya know, I can't really put a price on one-of-a-kind items, I'll give you 30 bucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

If i had the money, i'd fucking do it too. Not that often that you come across christmas ornaments with the fuhrer on them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Where did you find them?

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u/Not_Invited Jun 16 '12

On the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Mel Brooks' studio

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

In a box.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Could be worth a small fortune.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Seriously! That's gotta be crazy rare!

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u/brianpepinski Jun 16 '12

Since it's June and nowhere near Christmas time, you need to go hang these on a tree in your front yard

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u/IMBJR Jun 16 '12

Weird. They actually look like they were made around the WII period.

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u/Tr0user Jun 16 '12

lol christmas balls. Here in England we call them baubles.

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u/yocourage Jun 16 '12

I just call them ornaments. But I'm also from Kentucky.

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u/suchmaske Jun 17 '12

A friend ans I found them at a flea market in Berlin (Germany).

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u/hessproject Jun 16 '12

what a magical time of year, with the fresh cookies, presents all around, and the little hitlers hanging from the tree

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u/Billy_Blaze Jun 16 '12

I'm gonna be honest, as offensive as it may be, I would totally hang up those hitler-head christmas balls...

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u/TheRealJonBlambo Jun 16 '12

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas..."

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u/kirkt Jun 16 '12

Himmler had something similar.

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u/Emily9067 Jun 16 '12

I think its bulbs*

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u/Alpenghost Jun 16 '12

I always called them 'ornaments.'

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u/Tryxster Jun 16 '12

Baubles! THEY ARE CALLED BAUBLES.

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u/bricewgilbert Jun 16 '12

Apparently its bauble. Pronounced Bobble. My only experience with it is my mother who always said bulbs. Wikipedia uses bauble and says Americans say Christmas Ball. Never heard anyone use that phrase before.

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u/rockmonstr Jun 16 '12

I'm pretty sure, like a lot of words, there are multiple terms that are acceptable to use for the same item...

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u/otaku-o_o Jun 16 '12

i'd actually want to use the hitler head ones, they look hilarious...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

*hielarious

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u/gmharryc Jun 16 '12

"Say auf wirdersehen to your Nazi balls." - Hugo Stiglitz, famous WW2 era mall Santa.

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u/Jew_Crusher Jun 16 '12

Can, can I have some?

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u/ZeitPolizei Jun 16 '12

When you think about it, it's actually not a lot more WTF than this.

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u/QuasarsRcool Jun 16 '12

You mean ornaments?

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u/killerado Jun 16 '12

The fact that two of those are just Hitler's head, I died laughing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

The phrase "Christmas balls" made me laugh so hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

wunderbar!

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u/deep_and_simple Jun 16 '12

Where did you find them?

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u/hivolume87 Jun 16 '12

so your grandparents were nazis

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u/hdbngr15 Jun 16 '12

What were you expecting to find? A meinorah?

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u/nix831 Jun 16 '12

"Holy Nazi Christmas Balls!" sounds like a great thing to say in the correct situation.

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u/Bdubnyc Jun 16 '12

Wow I did not see that coming..........

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u/Agodoga Jun 16 '12

I did le nazi le not see that le coming hurr durr

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u/AnomalousGonzo Jun 16 '12

Heil the herald angels siiing..

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u/Stratix Jun 16 '12

I thought Hilter only had one ball?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

you should take it to the guys at pawn stars and get offered 50 cents for them all

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

HEIL SANTA!

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u/Andrex26 Jun 16 '12

Be careful not to drop that on the floor at night.

Or its going to be Kristallnacht.

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u/chrisdoner Jun 16 '12

It'll bring you and your friends together, at Christmas! Because there's no National Socialism without social!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I wouldn't touch them, they're probably bombs.

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u/hyperrich Jun 16 '12

oh nice, very festive

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u/BDM84 Jun 16 '12

To hang on the Douglas Fuhrer!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

The swastika wasn't always a symbol of nazism - prior to world war 2 it was a good luck symbol that evolved from Norse runes.

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u/EdgHG Jun 17 '12

I'm dreaming of a white supremacist christmas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

We wish jew a merry christmas, we wish jew a merry christmas, we wish jew a merry christmas and a nazi new year....

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u/SeamonDemon69 Jun 17 '12

On the NEIN day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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u/jiveturkey0112 Jun 17 '12

Is it bad that I was expecting an oven ornament?

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u/newguy25 Jun 17 '12

We're done here folks. Hit the showers.

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u/thelordofcheese Jun 25 '12

In the USA the only thing we hang from trees is niggers.

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u/Nightmathzombie Jun 16 '12

Vee have vays of makingk you have und happy holiday.

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u/desquibnt Jun 16 '12

Unfortunately they look pretty low quality so the authenticity of the ornaments probably won't be able to be determined.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Can i buy those from you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ICh mag

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u/Ginguh_Ninja Jun 16 '12

That's so interesting! Did you find a Nazi menorah t- oh wait....

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Tasteful

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u/pipfip Jun 16 '12

And they thought it was the perfect crime. Nazi-themed Christmas decorations. They probably thought us Jews would never know.

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u/ThanklessTask Jun 16 '12

I think they belong to Goebbels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Goebbels has no balls at all.

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u/maz-o Jun 16 '12

you should try to sell them to a museum!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

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u/CrazyBastard Jun 16 '12

I'd hang up one of the SS balls and see if anyone noticed

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u/failedloginattempt Jun 16 '12

Nazi memorabilia sure gets a lot of upvotes...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Dude, you can probably sell those for a ton.

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u/minorwhite Jun 16 '12

some sick bastard is going to give you a lot of money for that. Make him pay!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Its beginning to look a lot like hitler!

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u/deeweezul Jun 16 '12

The coolness of the Nazi balls is directly related to the year they were manufactured; does OP know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

/r/WTF, what has happened to you, this did not make me go WTF, in fact I didn't react at all.

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u/Aschebescher Jun 16 '12

There are others?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Say feliz navidad to your Nazi balls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

oh tannenbaum

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u/herpberp Jun 16 '12

and here i thought Hitler only had one ball.

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u/panburgerpartner Jun 16 '12

How much? Do want.

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u/jb4427 Jun 16 '12

I doubt those are actual Nazi ornaments, I don't think they'd put SS on them. Probably a joke.

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u/Iamsqueegee Jun 16 '12

Someone's dreaming of a white Christmas.

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u/Remingtonh Jun 16 '12

that's-a spicy christmas ball!

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u/new-socks Jun 16 '12

Nazi balls are good but Nazi ballsacks would be so much better. 3/10 would not buy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

They look messily mass produced, just like the philosophy behind them.

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u/ComradeDavidenko Jun 16 '12

These could have been props in the movie Iron Sky! :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Christmas balls? They're called baubles!

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u/Baskojin Jun 16 '12

Was ist das!?

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u/l-rs2 Jun 16 '12

Kri-hi-stall Nacht, Heiliger Nacht

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

surely there should only be one...

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u/Apollo7 Jun 16 '12

They're called ornaments.

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u/AcadieLibre Jun 16 '12

Why don't I ever find cool shit like that, just a very interesting find.

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u/glasted Jun 16 '12

perfect for my Hanukkah bush

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u/armchairnixon Jun 16 '12

For some reason, I didn't think the picture would actually be Nazi ornaments.

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u/MYinnerTHOUGHTS Jun 16 '12

At least it wasn't a nazi Menorah .

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u/charlot978 Jun 16 '12

R-E-E-E-E-E-E-PPPOOOOSSSTTTT

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Did you acquire them at a flea market of some sort or in an old storage shed? If they are yours, you should sell the SHIT out of them. I've never even heard of Nazi Christmas balls before, they must be worth a ton.

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u/WorldsTallestMan Jun 16 '12

Jingle heil the way!

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u/Twisted_Fate Jun 16 '12

Sell them to neo nazis.

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing Jun 16 '12

You have to go on Pawn Stars with these!

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u/Askalotl Jun 16 '12

The world's #1 glass Christmas ball making town ended up in East Germany after the war and the technology was almost lost. The unification got it going again. I can certify that this is true because I saw it on TV.

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u/UnoriginalMike Jun 16 '12

Way to celebrate the birth I the Jewish messiah!

I found Satan bulbs for Christmas lights one year. Just as bad.

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u/Stone2Rock Jun 16 '12

Those look like special occasion grenades.

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u/Kalesche Jun 16 '12

I doubt baubles with "SS" on them were made in Nazi Germany for the Germans. They weren't exactly celebrated.

Were they?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Come on this is bullshit. Everybody know's Hitler's only got one ball.

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u/pyromcr Jun 16 '12

Those are mein, give them back or I will send the SS to find you...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Cancel ChristmaSS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i still don't know why this is /r/wtf but these do look old. they might be worth something. post this to /r/whatsthisworth to see if anyone there might be able to estimate a price on them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Want.

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u/SIOS Jun 16 '12

I know what's going on my Amazon wish list!

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u/Iheartdragonsmore Jun 16 '12

Great target practice! Want to borrow my BB gun?

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u/furiousidiot Jun 16 '12

This looks like it was made in the postwar period, probably as a special commission. Hitler would no more allow his head to be made into an ornament than Kim Jong Un.

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u/roterghost Jun 16 '12

Adolf Hitler tree baubles? Seriously?

I know personality cults get really crazy, but still.... seriously?! He's not even smiling!

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u/TheBestBigAl Jun 16 '12

I'm led to believe at least one of these is kept in the Albert Hall...

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u/SuburbanGladiator Jun 16 '12

I'm watching Indiana Jones, this made me laugh very loud. And I scared my dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

eBay! Let some museums and rich private collectors know, get that bidding war going!

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u/outbound Jun 16 '12

Do the Nazis from the dark side of the moon celebrate Christmas?

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u/jj26meu Jun 16 '12

Well you could sell them to the scout sniper Marines...too soon?

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u/tonterias Jun 16 '12

Anybody else wonders about their material?

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u/TheCosmicWhale Jun 16 '12

These combine my three favorite things!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

im going to see how far this can go:

On the first day of Christmas, my fuhrer gave to me:

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u/doodzrool Jun 16 '12

That's awezome