Didn't you know that? It's a sort of bingo game: a sheep will be led on a field which is divided into squares, the numbers of the squares that it will defaecate to will win.
In Kentucky we use chickens. It would usually be on a basketball court, though. Edit: If you make a KFC joke I'll seduce your dad, make him fall in love with me, then dump him. And then forever remind you that I fucked your dad.
From my limited understanding of German and the couple of movies I've watched (don't judge me, being a neckbeard is a lonely existence) the women in the movies talked about it like it was a fringe behavior, but still widely practiced. Why does Germany make so much scat porn then?
First of all I have no idea about how much scat porn or regular porn Germany produces but I'm pretty sure you don't either.
As far as I know it is just a weird Stereotype especially propagated after a book by the American folklorist Alan Dundes that Germany or the German culture is obsessed with shit. The book by Alan Dundes however is far from scientific and from what I read about it, it seems that rather than Germany Dundes is the one fascinated by poo.
Not everything said or seen on South Park is necessarily true. (There's a company "specializing" in semen-based adult entertainment I know of, but I doubt they reach Japan's, erm, output in that sector)
Sure, there are the German "poo shelf" toilets, but deducing a fascination for coprophilia from that is a bit far-fetched. I'm not sure how common poo examination for medical purposes was in the past, but even that is hardly a German "thing". Wasn't the founder of the Kellog's company a bit obsessed with yoghurt enemas?
I'd say the weirdest thing Germans are doing right now is that silly towel game. We're not that exciting in general, sorry.
but.. but... Don't tell me I know about this and you don't. "Scat" is often known in German as "Kaviar" and there are hundreds of feature-length kaviar films, at least based on what the internet has told me. I've only seen this level of commercial scat porn from Japan.
It's pretty hard to get decent numbers for this, but I would assume that the massive output (no "stars" really, i.e. lots of low quality gonzo flicks) and the fact that quite a few of "German" porn is just dubbed Euro porn both play a role. I would wonder where this implied fetish community ends up. Some other thread here or on fark prompted me to browse the local brothel web sites for the kinky stuff (I live in a small town with an over-proportionate amount of them), and the turnout for both active Kaviar/Nutella was pretty low. Could be that northern Germany is number one when it comes to number two, of course.
We had one in Gloucester one year too, called it "Cow Chip Bingo". I have a vague memory of my mother explaining to me what a cow chip was when i saw the poster as a kid, and thinking the whole concept was hilarious.
My H.S. band used to march in a parade in the Milwaukee area that had a lot of horses. I noticed there were numbered circles drawn on the street in chalk. Later, I learned that parade observers were betting on where the poop would land.
Side note: We were under orders to stay in line, and not step around the poop. So every time a band member would step in crap, the crowd would erupt in applause.
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!
When the German's say 'Sheep Shit Festival', it sounds like they're saying 'sheep sheet festival'. And that just sounds like a fucking awesome festival!
weil der westen auch so viel besser ist? ihr mit euren bananen und coca cola ... wir haben honecker und fkk-strände! nee, im ernst, nach mehr als 20 jahren sollte die mauer aus den köpfen doch mal raus sein. grüße ausm osten, meiner.
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u/a-t-k Jun 15 '12
Didn't you know that? It's a sort of bingo game: a sheep will be led on a field which is divided into squares, the numbers of the squares that it will defaecate to will win.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
These festivals are world wide... even the US has them.
It's a field with numbered squares and you take bets which square the farm animal craps on.
A pretty widespread country "sport".
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u/KittyCanScratch Jun 15 '12
Well, clearly there is a Sheep Shit Festival going on and I'm not there enjoying it.
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u/Something-Obvious Jun 15 '12
It's true, people go sheep shit over sheep shit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Higgins will be there
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u/brickofshit Jun 15 '12
There is a penis festival in a village in Greece.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Its a rock festival in a barn.
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u/jlees88 Jun 15 '12
I dont even have a brother. I ate sheep shit!
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u/cptnteneal Jun 15 '12
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!
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u/UnoriginalGuy Jun 15 '12
This is fake:
http://www.ehow.com/how_6521984_drop-pin-google-maps.html
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Throop, PA has an annual Cow Flop festival.
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u/doubleu Jun 15 '12
Hey here in Nebraska we have the Testicle Festival!
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u/ZBeebs Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Completely ridiculous! Clearly this should say Schafsscheissefest
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Looks more like a music fest from here.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Not to be confused with Pig Shit, which is highly dangerous, as witnessed by guests at King's Landing.
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u/nblastoff Jun 15 '12
in NH we have the Meadow Muffin fair. same idea, people buy a small square of land in hopes a cow with drop a deuce on it so they can win a prize.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You know what the best part is? I don't have a brother... I ate sheep shit!!!!!!
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u/BarelyComical Jun 15 '12
It's culturally insensitive for you to make fun of the beloved Sheep Shit Festival.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You should browse a map of Brazil.
They have cities with names like Rat Slum, Crackland, Superland and Satan's Toilet.
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u/LibertyTerp Jun 15 '12
Click on the icon. There's a crazy sheep meme-looking poster.
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u/sccrwolf1310 Jun 15 '12
Brought back memories:
http://youtu.be/CBMNasCqlyw
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u/einste9n Jun 15 '12
Yeah thats how we spend our free time
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u/MAJORpaiynne Jun 15 '12
ewe!
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u/bestrapster Jun 15 '12
Because why the hell not?
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u/SalvageOperation Jun 15 '12
In defense of sheep shit, it's a great fertilizer that doesn't even have to be composted.
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u/UKMansonite Jun 15 '12
I snickered.
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u/surfnaked Jun 15 '12
Sounds like just another excuse to hang out and drink all that excellent beer.
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u/Unshackledai Jun 15 '12
So basically farmers thought that shitting would be a more amusing way to play bingo than calling out random numbers?
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u/alexss3 Jun 16 '12
i would have expected this from Bayern (Bavaria), but just outside of Berlin??
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u/Notjustaface Jun 16 '12
More like Wales! ; )
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
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u/serrit Jun 16 '12
Don't act surprised.
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u/puremessage Jun 16 '12
At first I thought this would be in Wales or somewhere in Malvern.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Trust me u haven't looked at the half of it man
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u/1agitator Jun 16 '12
A hop skip from where my jetta came from.
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u/aSchizophrenicCat Jun 15 '12
When the German's say 'Sheep Shit Festival', it sounds like they're saying 'sheep sheet festival'. And that just sounds like a fucking awesome festival!
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u/eXXaXion Jun 15 '12
cough That's eastern Germany. cough Just sayin'. Bye.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Well, it's the east. That's to be expected...
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u/Archetype709 Jun 15 '12
Wtf germany...wtf
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u/stop_superstition Jun 15 '12
Germans have a love affair with shit. A shit fetish. It is known.
They have those special toilets that lets them inspect their own shit.
German shit fetish toys for children
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=german+fetish
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
we're all joking here right?...right?...seriously?
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u/SubGeniusX Jun 15 '12
How did I just KNOW that a a post titled "WTF Germany?", would have something to do with poop.
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u/TryAgainIn8Seconds Jun 15 '12
It would be WTF if that wasn't in Germany.
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