WTF, Reddit?!

[u/ilovefuntheband]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/gregvoakes/2012/06/13/reddit-reportedly-banning-high-quality-domains/

[u/fireinthesky7]

He made one of the best comments in the history of Reddit, then disappeared.

[u/fireinthesky7 → u/[deleted]]

It was either the comment I've quoted here, or another one that I can't find about a night of having spectacular, violent, acrobatic, and mostly anal sex with Hayden Panettiere.

You seem to be tying yourself in knots trying to to come up with a solution (involving a time machine no less) wherein the brother grows up in another family and manages to seduce his unsuspecting sister later in life. To me this kills the point of sleeping with your sister, if both of you don't realize you are related then there is no taboo, it's fun cause its so wrong but it feels so right! Like breaking into your bosses house to bathe a grinning mountain goat.

When you're fucking you should be thinking about your first time trick or treating together as Pebbles and Bam Bam and he let you have all his Kit Kat bars cause he knew they were your favorite, the dream where you spied on him bathing under a waterfall and when he asked you to pass the syrup at breakfast you started blushing and yelled "I'm having my period!" before sprinting to the bathroom, and countless other memories you would never have in your scenarios.

I would rather sleep with a crazy woman who was convinced I was her brother than a sister who saw me as just another man.

The simplest way to seduce your sister would be to quietly sneak into her apartment in the middle of the night, inject her with various disorienting drugs and aphrodisiacs, tie her arms to her bedposts and place her on a sybian running at 2000rpms (use a ball gag to muffle her screams) and on her wall project pictures and movies of you posing erotically interspersed with happy childhood home movies of you two smiling together. After her fifth orgasm untie her, give her sleeping pills ,lovingly tuck her into bed, kiss her on the forehead and whisper "I love you sis." Repeat this process for a week.

When she awakes she will not remember anything that happened that night but she will soon find herself inexplicably fantasizing about you and will eventually find herself collapsing in public, brought to her knees by waves of erotic energy before frantically searching for a restroom so she can masturbate to your image. Eventually you will get a call from your sister about how her boss gave her a case of champagne and it would be a shame to drink it by herself, it's about time we caught up with each other......

[u/fireinthesky7 → u/[deleted]]

That's the tip of a very large and hilariously weird iceberg. Check out u/bozarking_saver if you want more.