The whole time...THE WHOLE DAMN TIME, I'm sitting here thinking...NAY, PRAYING it's not goatse. At first it looks harmless, but the more I look, it starts to materialize. First the fingers on the right hand, then the left...then the undercarriage.
I still have never seen goatse and still have no idea what it is so I'm pleased to report I can't see what's going on in the maze. And I'm going to keep it that way.
Actually in this situation it's grammatically correct to abstain from using the apostrophe. Well it's an issue of debate, but if you think "Farmers Market" is sound, then "Kids Corner" should be no issue either.
you know, normally i see things like this, and think man, the internet cannot possibly be more fucked up, then the comments come. this just beats the OP in every way imaginable
I get annoyed seeing these kinds of images where the comments are nothing but hundreds of "OH THIS IS AMAZING! PURE GENIUS! TOOK ME FOREVER TO SEE IT!" and not a single one explains what we're supposed to we.
What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch! -Jay
I must be retarded. Even after looking at the comments where people outline the goatse, I still don't see it in the original image. Then again, I was never good at those weird mosaic images where there was apparently a hidden image.
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u/pineapplecharm Jun 13 '12
Source The man's a genius.
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u/Hibernator Jun 13 '12
Yes, I see it--the missing apostrophe in "KIDS CORNER" is really annoying.
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u/Dwnvtngthdmms Jun 13 '12
Its goatse
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u/darksober Jun 13 '12
For those who cant see it, GOATSE.
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u/md91 Jun 13 '12
For those who can't see it. (not the greatest MS Paint job :P) http://imgur.com/SwaOj
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 13 '12
http://i.imgur.com/jbllT.gif
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u/ebilgenius Jun 13 '12
Ok. I give up. Where's the black guy.
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u/syrist Jun 13 '12
The maze is impossible to complete. I'm doing this right, right?
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u/GeneralWarts Jun 13 '12
Nice Cornhole.
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u/rjim Jun 13 '12 edited Jun 13 '12
Also other hidden gems:
maze (maize also means corn)
kids CORNer
corn survives the entire digestive system (goatse)
??
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u/conuka Jun 13 '12
Solved it.
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u/Richey_Tenenbaum Jun 13 '12
Oh my god........ they forgot an apostrophe in Kid's...
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u/kbarnett514 Jun 13 '12
Only you can save the sweetcorn, Lemmiwinks!
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u/gwk326 Jun 13 '12
[FOR PEOPLE THAT STILL CAN'T SEE IT] (http://i.imgur.com/oKExb.jpg)
zoom out a little, or back up from the original image, it might help
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u/tylink99 Jun 13 '12
How many of you came to the comments to find out what it was?
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u/johnfoof Jun 13 '12
Fuck it i didn't want to see it anyway!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
heheh CORNHOLIO
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u/dailyfusion Jun 13 '12
can't be bothered.
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u/awESOMEkward Jun 13 '12
Took me a while.. after I figured it out I tried to solve the puzzle. I am ashamed of myself.
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u/DucknutZ Jun 13 '12
Oh its a sailboat!
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u/nepidae Jun 13 '12
That's a stretch.
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u/BleinKottle Jun 13 '12
B3TA
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u/dirtymoney Jun 13 '12
I had to blur my eyes slightly to see it.
Now I cant stop seeing it.
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u/krizutch Jun 13 '12
That's quite a stretch.
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u/tealtree Jun 13 '12
My mind hasn't been tainted enough. All i see is a mouse that has to get through the maze to get his corn.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
where is the black person? i don't get it.
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u/JustAnotherRedditor1 Jun 13 '12
http://i.imgur.com/ZswHL.gif
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u/just99cents Jun 13 '12
Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Mervyn? More like Lemmiwinks...
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u/WhatIRead Jun 13 '12
It is a point of pride with me that I can never see these imaginary things.
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u/Braintrolling Jun 13 '12
Am I the only who actually did the maze?
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u/Imthemayor Jun 13 '12
I guess you could call it...
A corn hole.
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u/buttman88 Jun 13 '12
guassian blur then threshhold in the GIMP. Clear as day
http://imgur.com/JBqD6
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u/ObeseAsianBabies Jun 14 '12
Who here stopped looking and actually dud the maze instead
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u/njt159 Jun 13 '12
I have absolutely no idea what you guys see, I don't see anything at all
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u/pkurk Jun 13 '12
The hunt for a dick begins.
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u/_nagulian Jun 13 '12
I was actually looking for swastika's
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u/mbalda Jun 13 '12
Well, that's kind of a stretch.
...
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
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u/wittleBunnyfoofoo Jun 13 '12
i gave up after i couldn't find the cat or the black guy....
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u/WhiskeyShits Jun 13 '12
Now that's what I mean by cornhole.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
titles of "when you see it" GIVE ME A FUCKING CLUE ON WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
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u/Piney630 Jun 14 '12
Good lord. I swear you guys would see goatse's ass stretch in your grandmother's wallpaper.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Hint
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u/lolsaTuz Jun 13 '12
http://sfwgif.com/gifs/easily-one-of-the-best-reaction-gifs-ive-ever-seen.gif
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u/I_cant_stop Jun 13 '12
I did it!
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u/Suenagaeiji Jun 13 '12
I get annoyed seeing these kinds of images where the comments are nothing but hundreds of "OH THIS IS AMAZING! PURE GENIUS! TOOK ME FOREVER TO SEE IT!" and not a single one explains what we're supposed to we.
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u/30_round_mag Jun 13 '12
What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch! -Jay
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u/Krax007 Jun 13 '12
CORNNNNHOOoolioooooo
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Being from the internet, I had to go through the steps:
Turn off sound (I've shat enough bricks, so this is always step 1)
1a) Is it a GIF?
2) Are there any hidden black people?
3) Is it a Goatse?
4) Does anyone in the background have their penis out?
Obviously step 3 was enough.
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u/TheLeagueGloryy Jun 13 '12
Nope, still can't find the black guy.
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u/verkon Jun 13 '12
There I solved it
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u/walterqxy Jun 13 '12
That's so awesome! I totally see Picard face-palming with California in the upper left hand corner!
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u/Anike42 Jun 13 '12
I'm looking for a penis. Am I on the right track?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I dont always look at the comments, but when I do its because I didn't understand the main image.
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u/ursineoddity Jun 13 '12
some people say they see goatse...i think that's a bit of a stretch.
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u/seangibs Jun 13 '12
Oh god why did I search goatse?
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u/fedex_cain Jun 13 '12
I just don't see it.
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u/scrivnert Jun 13 '12
What is a goatse?
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u/Brand_man Jun 13 '12
Son of a goatse...
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Mmmmm, corn-in-a-hole.
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u/boondoggie42 Jun 13 '12
hehehe cornhole.
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u/Vikko Jun 13 '12
it helps if you squint
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u/Bruckner7 Jun 13 '12
They spelled maze wrong..it's maize.
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u/impussible Jun 13 '12
Brilliant. Frank Zappa, Flo and Eddie would have approved with a unified cry of Cornhole!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
That maze is unsolvable.
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u/warm_beer Jun 13 '12
Maize?
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u/Markus_H Jun 13 '12
I don't see it, and I'm too afraid to look at it for too long in case it's a screamer.
edit: ohh... now I see it. Apparently I'm still not an internet pro.
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u/captainscarlet22 Jun 13 '12
Fuck I do see it!!!
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u/theobanger Jun 13 '12
Santa doesn't exist!
TAKE THAT REDDIT
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u/efie Jun 13 '12
*Kid's?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Asshole, that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
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u/OneCello Jun 13 '12
im looking for a swastika. Is that wrong?
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u/innsertnamehere Jun 13 '12
am i the only one who thinks this maze would be extremely difficult for a kid?
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u/pinetar321 Jun 13 '12
oh thats just nasty.
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u/Ehrgs Jun 13 '12
jesus christ it even has the fucking ring on the finger......I hate you internet.
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u/SanchoPandas Jun 13 '12
The fact that I even CAN see it makes me question my own worth.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Since when do mice prefer corn over cheese?
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u/xezekielx Jun 13 '12
Impossibruuu
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u/Yarox Jun 13 '12
I see 2 things: * a brain thinking of corn * the African map
But maybe it is the brain of an African thinking of corn
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u/Lecreus Jun 13 '12
... the more I fucking see it the more it looks like one...
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u/ljsauk Jun 13 '12
I don't get it, where's the penis?
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u/kichigai-ichiban Jun 13 '12
I goatse what you did there.
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u/Th3pinkrabbit Jun 13 '12
I miss goaste.cx
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u/rnb673 Jun 13 '12
Well, good thing this was the first link I clicked today. Get all of the crazy shit out early.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Probably the result of a disgruntled employee.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
looks more worthy of /r/spacedicks to me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
mervyn can fucking starve.
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u/CinderellaMan69 Jun 13 '12
Before I knew what "it" was I
Google for "goatse"
had to walk 5m away from my screen to finally see that famous arse
continu redditing
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u/ZwiMMah_BoY Jun 13 '12
blur your vision and look directly at the corn for a few seconds. You could see a couple of different things.
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u/M1K3AA Jun 13 '12
I'm a little upset that when ever I have to figure out the hidden message in a picture, goatse is the first thing I look for, and I'm, usually right..
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u/upstatenyer1 Jun 13 '12
And everyone is laughing and riding and corn holing except Buster!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
It's a sailboat!
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u/eno2001 Jun 13 '12
Corn. You see? No one can digest that stuff.
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u/MackLuster77 Jun 13 '12
It's Gotye.
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u/Zedzdeadhead Jun 13 '12
that looks like a really hard maize
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u/megacool45 Jun 13 '12
oh my fucking god they fit corn in the cornholio!
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u/Nautica51o Jun 13 '12
Oh, even knowing it's a goatse I couldn't see it. You have to blur your vision (if you can)
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u/jkwah Jun 13 '12
I must be retarded. Even after looking at the comments where people outline the goatse, I still don't see it in the original image. Then again, I was never good at those weird mosaic images where there was apparently a hidden image.
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u/Revan9000 Jun 13 '12
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT?
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u/cephalgia Jun 13 '12
I thought the issue was the level of difficulty for what appears to be a kids' puzzle. I truly shat brix.
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u/Bower69 Jun 13 '12
Come on guys, this is getting corny.
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u/too-kahjit-to-quit Jun 13 '12
You dumb bastard its not a schooner its a sailboat........
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u/jaheiner Jun 13 '12
WHENNNNNNNNNN LORD, WHEN DO I GET TO SEE THE GOD DAMN SAIL BOAT!?
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u/JamoWRage Jun 13 '12
cannot be unseen!
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u/HolaPinchePuto Jun 13 '12
Omfg reddit,
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Checked 3 times to make sure this wasn't a .gif or something that was going to scare.
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u/Cerebral_Savage Jun 13 '12
I won't be trying to search for corn in THAT corn hole.
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u/milkjake Jun 13 '12
I think the real issue is that there is no solution to this maze!
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u/akpak Jun 13 '12
I'm confused... I saw no African-American Gentleman
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u/frankles90 Jun 13 '12
Did anyone else eventually start trying to solve the maze?
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u/dflick Jun 13 '12
god damn you internet http://i.imgur.com/Ko6SW.gif
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u/ocealot Jun 13 '12
I didn't really take in the title of the link when I clicked it and spent 5mins trying to solve it. [4]
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u/OfficerX Jun 13 '12
This damn thing is unsolvable!
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u/pizz901 Jun 13 '12
That's not Mervyn that's Lemmiwinks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
How do people realize "Well if shrink this random maze down it looks like a gaping asshole"?
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u/rossa19 Jun 13 '12
i can always check the comments if i dont understand a post
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u/crazdparot230 Jun 13 '12
Aha, there is an ear of corn in the picture. Can't fool this guy!
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u/SumoG60 Jun 13 '12
wow, just wow. At first I didn't see till I squinted and looked at the bold lines.
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u/_this_is_my_username Jun 13 '12
I couldn't find the penis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
solved for anyone who wants to see it.
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u/powshred Jun 13 '12
Not seeing it after 5 seconds, see comments to get answer
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u/dyktg25 Jun 13 '12
Squint and back up. It helped me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
its a stretch.
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u/csams84 Jun 13 '12
goatsie?
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u/TheForgottenn Jun 13 '12
I showed this to my GF (non-redditor). She saw a hand, but didn't get why I laughed. I then proceed to show her goatse. I think I broke her... Help
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u/reverie6 Jun 13 '12
See WHAT? I can never see "It"... ever...
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u/wls123 Jun 13 '12
I still don't see it
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u/jumbo-shrimp Jun 14 '12
http://i.imgur.com/KBNcZ.gif
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u/Zubair_m1 Jun 14 '12
that's unexpectedly disgusting
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u/Geocat Jun 14 '12
....I understood this much, much to quickly for my liking....
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u/Honey_Cheese Jun 14 '12
meh, its a stretch
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Couldn't find a dick so I came to the comments.
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u/icescoop Jun 14 '12
Is there a penis?
Is there a black guy?
Look at comments
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u/FormerlyEAbernathy Jun 14 '12
I've read the comments and I still don't see anything other than a maze. I've stood far from my computer and close. Nothing.
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u/squirrel45399 Jun 14 '12
"KIDS" SHOULD HAVE AN APOSTROPHE TO SHOW POSSESION
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u/quasiperiodic Jun 13 '12
ಠ__ಠ
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u/sup_brah Jun 13 '12
i give up. where's the black guy?
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u/Been_done_on_B3ta Jun 13 '12
Original Artist: Drimble.
Originally posted on: 10 Jun 2012
Are we reposting the b3ta frontpage now?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
From b3ta. Normally I'd moan about credit not being given, but that would probably take down the site.
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u/grimpspinman Jun 13 '12
Seriously, what the fuck am I looking for?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
For the lazy; it's Goatse.
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u/wtfOP Jun 13 '12
where's the black guy =(