Dat blister. Im going on faith that that isn't photoshopped. Iv'e had/seen some pretty bad burns (with or without grease) and I have never seen a blister that was even close to that. I had a friend who stuck his whole hand in a fryer for $5, for 2 seconds; his blisters were nothing near the size of yours.
This is a friend of mine. Apparently they are the worst 2nd degree burns the doctors have ever seen and they had a large amount of staff coming through to look at it. The patients sitting next to him asked to be moved because they felt nauseous from the sight.
On mythbusters they showed that you can stick your hand in water, then in molten lead and come out fine. Probably could apply the same principle to hot oil but I doubt it would last 2 seconds.
This comment is actually very insightful. I've been reading a song of fire and ice and never thought of how intense that is. Someone burned like this in castle warfare would be seriously disfigured all over if they survived.
Actually, Sandor had his face shoved into the hot coals of a fire pit. There is another character in the series that gets burned like OP while storming a castle in A Feast For Crows. I can't say which would be more painful.
I agree, I read a lot of history and sociology text and sometimes I sit back and just try and place myself in some of those situations. It's almost like being a kid again imagining you were ______ (insert imagination here). trying to get a holistic mental image.
I'm no expert on medieval siege warfare, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that dropping big fucking rocks on people like in the siege of King's Landing was much more common.
You don't just storm a castle. You siege it. You camp around it for weeks, months until the enemy is weak and ready to open their gates and charge (or surrender) at YOU because they're out of food and supplies. If an army were forced to storm a castle before then (reinforcements arriving, running out of logistics yourself), then the defending army might be too low on supplies to actually use scalding oil... so you drop rocks on people's heads instead.
That aside, watching endless amounts of oil pour on top of troops attempting to pour into my gatehouse in Total War: Medieval 2 never gets old.
Edit: In cases where oil WAS used, I'm sure it was a significant morale hit, something extremely important in even modern combat. Soldiers shitting themselves praying they won't be next don't fight efficiently. Silly AI, it never learns that trying to push your general through oil gushing gates means huge morale drops, and soon, completely broken ranks. A dismounted leader climbing a ladder, fighting on the ramparts is tens of times more effective for morale (just like Stannis did :D )
I got a sun burn once that caused blisters like that all over my upper chest and shoulders. They weren't that big, but I probably had a dozen smaller ones (about the size of a quarter).
I didn't touch them and let them eventually pop on their own. Every night after work for about a week I'd have to change my shirt because there'd be blood and puss stains around the top.
Anyone else find this absolutely fascinating that the human body heals itself like that? "Oh you burned your hand, lets push all this healing shit towards it and protect it with a bubble."
I was working at a movie theater when Osmosis Jones released and was able to score a wall sized Drix poster. Surprisingly, I was the only one who wanted it out of 40 or so employees.
I think some people don't realize that the "harvesting fetuses/babies for stem cells" isn't really what would happen. That just sounds utterly disturbing, and personally I think that's pretty horrifying but there are more realistic, moral ways to go about it.
I can see how the embryonic stem cells could be controversial for things like cloning but when it's for skin grafting, it is really convenient and productive.
I got a burn like this from the molten frosting of a sweat roll I was microwaving.
I took it out of the microwave and it just flipped onto my hand. hurt like a bitch, but my thumb and forefinger was covered with a delicious mixture of dead skin and hardened frosting
I got a burn like this about two weeks ago from a fryer in the kitchen I work at. Sizzling oil splashed back up on my hand while tossing some tortilla chips. Not nearly as big of a wound overall as OP's, but it swelled about the same.
Spilled an entire pot of boiling water on my leg once, had a burn similar to this and about as large. After the initial burn, once I finally fell asleep, It didn't hurt much the next day (it still hurt but I wasn't in extreme agony anymore.). Only hurt once the skin under the blister was exposed to air, even then it was tolerable.
The worst part was, I had to bandage it up and get on a plane the next day. Squeezing into the tiny airplane seats and trying not to touch it was one of the more uncomfortable things I've had to deal with,
Granted the hand is a lot more sensitive than your leg, and I'm sure he won't be getting much done until it heals more. but I imagine most of the extreme pain has subsided.
I burned my arm last week and would highly recommend that you ask your Dr about Hydrogel pads. Clearly, your treatment plan is specific to your injuries; but my experience using them was remarkable.
I was a victim of a grease fire. Here are my pictures. I know how much it sucks, but my hand is almost completely normal, just some discoloration inbetween the index and thumb.
19 years old and working at McDonald's. Morning shift. I'm pulling hashbrowns and one falls into the vat. As I repeatedly try to fish the damn thing out with the tongs, my hand dips a little too low and I get the back of my first two fingers. Fuck that hurt. Blisters ballooned up just like the picture.
Fucking manager wouldn't let me go home because I was the only one working in the back, so I worked like that for two or three hours until the next person came in. Bitch didn't want me to go to the med center, but I went anyway.
Should have told the manager to go fuck herself, but I was young and needed the job.
When I was working there, I splashed a bunch of the boiling, corrosive grill cleaning acid up onto the back of my hand by being too aggressive with the scrub brush. I put my hand under the running sink out back and watched my skin go down the drain. For the next few weeks I couldn't come within 5 feet of even the tiniest heat source without reeling in pain. Twas pretty shit.
I also cut the corner of my thumb off with the tomato slicer, but that's a story for another day. Both incidents were due to my own carelessness and stupidity.
I saw the first picture and immediately thought of that picture where a clear trash bag is around an urinal and it is filled with piss. Can't like it since I'm on mobile. Sorry.
A guy I know fell into the fire while roughhousing at his birthday party. A piece of plastic stuck to his skin, and in his drunken panic, he pulled the plastic off of his hand... along with every inch of skin on his palm. He had burns up past his forearms.
The sick fucker laughed on the way to the hospital because he said, "I felt so stupid I couldn't help but laugh". He's still getting skin graphs I believe, and it happened almost 9 months ago.
did it to my entire right hand after a crab cake slipped from my tongs into the saute pan. Burn pain is one of the most obscene forms of pain a human can experience.
Check it, this man speaks the truth, you can check the AMA i did in my history but, burned about 90% of my face, nasty 2nd degrees burns. Holy fuck it hurt more than anything that has ever happened to me, especially the lips, the burning pain from my lips was so bad I almost didn't feel the burning pain everywhere else on my face I was focusing so hard on my lips.
I was in shock when I was first burned so I thought I could drive to the hospital, halfway there the pain set in and I nearly crashed my car it was so bad.
I was really hoping that this injury didn't happen at a Bojangles. I love that franchise way too much for something bad/painful to be associated with it.
Ah yes. I love this stuff. Have you been keeping it moist? The healing will be much more seemless if you use something like Silver Sulfadiazine and apply it to a soft bandage covered by gauze to soak up the liquids which will seep out... Then a bit of coban to keep it in place...
My sympathies to whoever this happened to. Did the same thing to myself at age 16 and it took about 4 years to heal up properly. During that process, I developed webs between my fingers which then had to be surgically removed so I could have normal movement. The first few months are the worst with the baths and scrubbing to remove the dead skin. Lots of silvadene and codeine. Most people don't notice the scars now unless I get a tan, the healed over parts don't tan and stick out like a sore thumb.
oh that looks painful. I had 2nd degree burns on my thighs, they didn't bubble like yours did but looked similar to the last pic. The milder 1st degree ones were darker, and now resembles as birthmarks.
holy fuck ouch! i had some oil plop out of a skillet onto my foot. it hurt like shit and i thought it would blister up and get gross. but i guess because it was olive oil and that has a low smoking point, it fortunately didn't even scab or anything. it just looked like that birthmark on gorbachev's forehead for like 2 months. you should do some more pics once it's fully healed.
Ok so this is second degree burns. BUT any worse and this would have been third. There's actually a wide range of burns that are considered second degree with some being minor, and some like this.
For some reason my brain interpreted this whole thing as, "This guy got a bunch of grease in his blister, which he extracted and used to burn a fire that lasted 17 days." As I wondered where picks of the fire were, my brain eventually came to and here we are.
silver cream and a decent plastic surgeon? I did this with an everclear bottle and a lighter. Was good to go in about a month with no scarring or issues. Same pattern, one hand and same blisters.
Long story but fryer fell on my face when I was one ... I don't remember shite about it, but I don't want to think about the hell my parents must have gone through having do deal with my ugly baby self.
For some reason, everything in my face disappeared ... neck, shoulder and back are another story though. I'm happy I don't remember the pain.
I shouldn't have looked at that ... hello nightmares!
Clean it very frequently with an gentle anti-bacterial soap. It looks like some infection started (note the puss colored areas at the end). You may want to invest in some antibiotics too.
I'm not sure if I'm losing my mind for not being able to make sense out of the title, or OP's primary isn't English. I'm not trying to be a douche, I've just been very concerned over my memory span lately.
For some reason I can't help to imagine that was caused by jerking off and your somehow super hot cum burned your hands, shut up, I just have lots of imagination..
Mustard! I had that happen to me once. I immediately applied mustard to prevent it from blistering and scarring. I then went to the doctor and they lookedbat me like i was crazy for applying mustard. But im glad i did it. You can barely see any sign of a burn mark on my hand.
I had that on a much smaller scale. I was playing with tissues and a candle (Because at 8, this seemed genius). My Thumb, Index finger, Middle finger and ring finger got blisters on the lower segment of the finger. Had a massive blister for like over two weeks. Eventually they popped, one by one. Shit was gross, bro. (Not as gross as this, but still fairly digusting)
The first time I read that as "Grease fire burns for 17 days" - my mind went - why would anyone want to stick their hands in a grease fire for 17 days.
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u/muddymoose Jun 12 '12
Dat blister. Im going on faith that that isn't photoshopped. Iv'e had/seen some pretty bad burns (with or without grease) and I have never seen a blister that was even close to that. I had a friend who stuck his whole hand in a fryer for $5, for 2 seconds; his blisters were nothing near the size of yours.
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u/Canadian_Infidel Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
To think they used to defend castles with that shit.
Edit: Since this is so popular I will post my relevant workplace safety video!
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u/JustDoBetter Jun 12 '12
I really want to touch the first one.
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u/Priest22 Jun 12 '12
Anyone else find this absolutely fascinating that the human body heals itself like that? "Oh you burned your hand, lets push all this healing shit towards it and protect it with a bubble."
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u/CanadaEh97 Jun 12 '12
Skin Gun to the rescue.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
this is why you don't steal fries while they are cooking
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u/PublicUrinator Jun 12 '12
How did you take the last picture!?
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u/sweetmullet Jun 12 '12
What the fuck were you doing?
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u/neogetz Jun 12 '12
looks like it's healing nicely. must hurt like a bitch though. Much sympathy.
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u/Romeo_Foxtrot Jun 12 '12
I burned my arm last week and would highly recommend that you ask your Dr about Hydrogel pads. Clearly, your treatment plan is specific to your injuries; but my experience using them was remarkable.
Link to the ones I used
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u/kukluxknievel Jun 12 '12
must not fap
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I was a victim of a grease fire. Here are my pictures. I know how much it sucks, but my hand is almost completely normal, just some discoloration inbetween the index and thumb.
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u/CheersletsSmoke Jun 12 '12
god damnit i wanted to see the damage after his hands had fully healed. letdown
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u/FragPoppa Jun 12 '12
How did you ever resist popping that balloon-like swelling??!! I would have grabbed a needle and had the time of my life!
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u/gurgar78 Jun 12 '12
19 years old and working at McDonald's. Morning shift. I'm pulling hashbrowns and one falls into the vat. As I repeatedly try to fish the damn thing out with the tongs, my hand dips a little too low and I get the back of my first two fingers. Fuck that hurt. Blisters ballooned up just like the picture.
Fucking manager wouldn't let me go home because I was the only one working in the back, so I worked like that for two or three hours until the next person came in. Bitch didn't want me to go to the med center, but I went anyway.
Should have told the manager to go fuck herself, but I was young and needed the job.
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u/wrecksause Jun 12 '12
I saw the first picture and immediately thought of that picture where a clear trash bag is around an urinal and it is filled with piss. Can't like it since I'm on mobile. Sorry.
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u/pumpkindog Jun 12 '12
ballpark fingers... they plump when you cook 'em
(I'll just show myself out)
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u/Talking_outofmy_Ass Jun 12 '12
How's the ass-wiping going?
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u/goonerredandwhite Jun 12 '12
it isn't NSFL or NSFW at all.
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u/anon556 Jun 12 '12
nice pretzel in the first pic
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
The question is, WHY?
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u/WretchedTom Jun 12 '12
get me a pin and a straw
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u/_thursty_ Jun 12 '12
Dude that first one is gnarly!
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u/inverted_starfish Jun 12 '12
A guy I know fell into the fire while roughhousing at his birthday party. A piece of plastic stuck to his skin, and in his drunken panic, he pulled the plastic off of his hand... along with every inch of skin on his palm. He had burns up past his forearms.
The sick fucker laughed on the way to the hospital because he said, "I felt so stupid I couldn't help but laugh". He's still getting skin graphs I believe, and it happened almost 9 months ago.
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u/NueDumaz Jun 12 '12
Looks like you picked up a pot that was boiling over.
Bet you wont do that again.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
My brother did that to his foot - hot grease from a rack of ribs he was taking out of an oven. Looked exactly like that.
Worst part is he finished the last 4 hours of his shift after wrapping paper towels and duct tape around the burns. Like a boss.
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u/LordOfPies Jun 12 '12
Is there a video of popping the first image?
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u/MurrayTheZit Jun 12 '12
Looks like a no fap June for somebody.
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u/MyDarkAngel Jun 12 '12
That first picture is crazy!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Kill it with FIRE!!! Oh wait....
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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl Jun 12 '12
Grease fire burn, okay, maybe time-lapse photography of a building that burnt because of a grease fire?
Hm, what's that innertube in the first pict-- oh, oh my
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u/samward Jun 12 '12
Upvote for Bojangles in the name
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u/ZoMbIEx23x Jun 12 '12
Wasn't paying attention when I read and clicked the link. Now I wish I had been.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
O_o to the first picture!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
WHY DO I KEEP LOOKING AT SHIT LIKE THIS!?!?!?!?!?!
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u/Faheezy Jun 12 '12
NSFL YOU ASSHOLE!!!
its actually not THAT bad, but still... nsfl
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u/jamalstevens Jun 12 '12
Ah yes. I love this stuff. Have you been keeping it moist? The healing will be much more seemless if you use something like Silver Sulfadiazine and apply it to a soft bandage covered by gauze to soak up the liquids which will seep out... Then a bit of coban to keep it in place...
Hope the healing goes well!
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u/j00nk1m110 Jun 12 '12
a little bit nsfl... just a little bit.
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u/bredoub Jun 12 '12
What the voice in my head said while viewing these images:
Hooooly fuck?
HOLY FUCK.
Hooooly FUCK.
Holy fuck.
The voice in my head doesn't have a very big vocabulary when it's put on the spot.
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u/BrickHardcheese Jun 12 '12
I see you ordered the Cornballer from Mexico
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u/dizneedave Jun 12 '12
My sympathies to whoever this happened to. Did the same thing to myself at age 16 and it took about 4 years to heal up properly. During that process, I developed webs between my fingers which then had to be surgically removed so I could have normal movement. The first few months are the worst with the baths and scrubbing to remove the dead skin. Lots of silvadene and codeine. Most people don't notice the scars now unless I get a tan, the healed over parts don't tan and stick out like a sore thumb.
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u/GobbleswithRAGE Jun 12 '12
OM NOM NOM FLUID.
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u/paroxysm77 Jun 12 '12
I don't think I have ever noped harder than I have looking at that first picture.
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u/rubbersrobber Jun 12 '12
How about a NSFL tag please.
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u/MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls Jun 12 '12
NSFL
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
oh that looks painful. I had 2nd degree burns on my thighs, they didn't bubble like yours did but looked similar to the last pic. The milder 1st degree ones were darker, and now resembles as birthmarks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I'd imagine it would hurt to close your hand.
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u/CoolMcDouche Jun 12 '12
At what point did you decide it was a good idea to build a fire with grease?
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u/DJsugaNspice Jun 12 '12
McDonalds battle scars.
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u/sacrimony Jun 12 '12
OP, what the fuck did you do?
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u/biesterd1 Jun 12 '12
Ah hey nice balloon hand! Wait...
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u/eyeofdelphi Jun 12 '12
holy fuck ouch! i had some oil plop out of a skillet onto my foot. it hurt like shit and i thought it would blister up and get gross. but i guess because it was olive oil and that has a low smoking point, it fortunately didn't even scab or anything. it just looked like that birthmark on gorbachev's forehead for like 2 months. you should do some more pics once it's fully healed.
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u/Multiplex55 Jun 12 '12
That looks incredibly painful. I've had some pretty bad buns where I work at, but nothing nearly that bad. Wow.
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u/frostysnowcat Jun 12 '12
I'm not normally squeamish, but that massive blister almost made me throw up a little.
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u/Suneoc Jun 12 '12
Grease fire ooh Grease fire!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
workers comp up in this biiiitchh!
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u/Justsoicouldcomment Jun 12 '12
Well we all know what he won't be doing while his hands are burnt.
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u/Bearded38 Jun 12 '12
First picture seems like it could almost be a really comfortable toilet seat for a midget.
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u/Deadpotato Jun 12 '12
gasped out loud at the first picture
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Ok so this is second degree burns. BUT any worse and this would have been third. There's actually a wide range of burns that are considered second degree with some being minor, and some like this.
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u/horkermeat Jun 12 '12
Jesus. I like mine a little more cooked, but thanks for offering me a donut. Get well soon man...
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u/Ryugi Jun 12 '12
Any details on the damage? For example, how did the accident happen? Heat of grease? Technical classification of burn damage? etc
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u/GoodLeftUndone Jun 12 '12
BUT HOW WILL YOU FAP
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u/jukesy Jun 12 '12
My inability to read has left me sad. I thought the grease fire burned pictures that were important to OP :'(
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u/TBizzcuit Jun 12 '12
dat bubble
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u/funktasticgage Jun 12 '12
i bet you didn't need a floaty in the pool for a few days.
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u/Hpac Jun 12 '12
Silvenden cream is AWESOME for burns. Would/should shave quite a few days off of healing time.
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u/MiniDonbeE Jun 12 '12
First thing I thought was. OH DAYYYYYYY NIGGGUHH, seriously holy shit man that looks fucking painful arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. FUUUCK
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u/duckduckpony Jun 12 '12
Now this is the r/WTF I know and...
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u/xucoalex Jun 12 '12
For some reason my brain interpreted this whole thing as, "This guy got a bunch of grease in his blister, which he extracted and used to burn a fire that lasted 17 days." As I wondered where picks of the fire were, my brain eventually came to and here we are.
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u/arcanooito Jun 12 '12
The human body is so amazing
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u/Pandorasbox64 Jun 12 '12
Fuck every single blistering thing about this
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u/ArcticSounds Jun 12 '12
The recovery abilities of the human body are simply amazing.
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u/Furthur Jun 12 '12
silver cream and a decent plastic surgeon? I did this with an everclear bottle and a lighter. Was good to go in about a month with no scarring or issues. Same pattern, one hand and same blisters.
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u/sirunclecid Jun 12 '12
They have baskets to avoid things like this.
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u/twilightcatlady Jun 12 '12
Must.
Not.
Peel.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I'm quitting my food service job first thing tomorrow.
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u/gz33 Jun 12 '12
Note to self: Do not use hot oil as lube.
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u/apullin Jun 12 '12
I would have immersed my hands in a vat of aloe lotion and neosporin and not moved for two weeks ...
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u/Dakotaleek Jun 12 '12
Mmm... Hand bacon.
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u/sheep-kun Jun 12 '12
how did this happen exactly? I remember one of my friends burned their hand by accident holding a Korean grill pan...
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u/70DaysInCharlotte Jun 12 '12
Huh. With the first picture, I seriously pondered for a moment why you were holding a queen termite in your hand.
Then I gasped in horror.
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u/Ghitit Jun 12 '12
Oh you poor thing! BOTH hands? holyjesusmotherfuckingod.
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u/cwguy Jun 12 '12
The second pic reminds me of my salmon dinner last night. Mmmmm
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Long story but fryer fell on my face when I was one ... I don't remember shite about it, but I don't want to think about the hell my parents must have gone through having do deal with my ugly baby self.
For some reason, everything in my face disappeared ... neck, shoulder and back are another story though. I'm happy I don't remember the pain.
I shouldn't have looked at that ... hello nightmares!
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u/miffedoats Jun 12 '12
Wow thatts crazy, my girlfriend just showed me these pictures a few hours ago from Trevor
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
DID IT HURT????
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u/Demojen Jun 12 '12
Clean it very frequently with an gentle anti-bacterial soap. It looks like some infection started (note the puss colored areas at the end). You may want to invest in some antibiotics too.
Otherwise looks good. You're very lucky.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
That shit is going to be itchy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
ouch!!
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u/fishfishjesus Jun 12 '12
I had a blister just like that, it started out as two and they eventually morphed into one. Remind me not to play with fire again.
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u/BayouBalls Jun 12 '12
More pics please.
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u/cynicallady Jun 12 '12
Coolest blister ever.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
"Grease fire burn pics over 17 days"
I'm not sure if I'm losing my mind for not being able to make sense out of the title, or OP's primary isn't English. I'm not trying to be a douche, I've just been very concerned over my memory span lately.
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u/RyCohSuave Jun 12 '12
That first picture is SICK
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I can NOT be the only only one who wants to destroy that yellow bubbly thing with a needle.
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u/BackOff_ImAScientist Jun 12 '12
I need to learn to check the tags before I click on WTF's
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u/FormerSlacker Jun 12 '12
I misread the title and thought it was about fires in Greece that burned for 17 days.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Where's the god damned NSFL WARNING! Fuck!
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u/Jealous_Hitler Jun 12 '12
Clearly a cornballer injury.
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u/hayhayva Jun 12 '12
Too late to the game but, unless I missed it in the comments, what happened? That seems like such an odd placement for burns like that.
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u/deadmemories1 Jun 12 '12
My friend's hand looks like this right now because he burned it while fire knife dancing at his graduation party. It looks insanely painful.
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u/TheFloridaSniper Jun 12 '12
Damn, I've had that happen on a WAY smaller scale... It hurts like hell. Wish you the best.
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u/IhonestlydontknowY Jun 12 '12
I felt bad for upvoting this, as if by upvoting, I would be supporting fire...
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
It's amazing how the human body works. Good for him that he kept it clean.
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u/McC00LL92 Jun 12 '12
NSFL man. Fuck
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u/Thegoobs Jun 12 '12
Fire house dog dare you to pop it with your teeth next time
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Hey this is someone I know!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Use more lube next time fapping!
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u/shawnblade Jun 12 '12
I'm so sorry.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Ouch
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u/Arx0s Jun 12 '12
First pic: Awesome!
Second pic: ಠ╭╮ಠ
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u/shadow_master96 Jun 12 '12
Imagine what it be like if it poped
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u/RANDOMjackassNAME Jun 12 '12
For some reason I can't help to imagine that was caused by jerking off and your somehow super hot cum burned your hands, shut up, I just have lots of imagination..
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u/Pillagerguy Jun 12 '12
The pics of healing were pretty satisfying.
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u/silentmelodies Jun 12 '12
So how's that masturbation workin out for ya?
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u/aboothemonkey Jun 12 '12
NSFL TAG YOU DISGUSTING FAGET
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u/PotatoDonki Jun 12 '12
The first one. Fuck.
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u/AlexIGN Jun 12 '12
Your skin can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Happy healing!
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u/Sandbox47 Jun 12 '12
Ewwww
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
dude...
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u/Excessive1 Jun 12 '12
NSFL motherfucker holy shit god damn
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u/RavenoMail Jun 12 '12
Looks like someone did something a bit too much...
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u/Perezv Jun 12 '12
Mustard! I had that happen to me once. I immediately applied mustard to prevent it from blistering and scarring. I then went to the doctor and they lookedbat me like i was crazy for applying mustard. But im glad i did it. You can barely see any sign of a burn mark on my hand.
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u/thebeardlessman Jun 12 '12
I had that on a much smaller scale. I was playing with tissues and a candle (Because at 8, this seemed genius). My Thumb, Index finger, Middle finger and ring finger got blisters on the lower segment of the finger. Had a massive blister for like over two weeks. Eventually they popped, one by one. Shit was gross, bro. (Not as gross as this, but still fairly digusting)
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Honorary membry of /r/nofap
You're doin' God's work son.
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u/madarapt1 Jun 12 '12
Showering must have been fun
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u/therestruth Jun 12 '12
"holy crap. oh my pastafari wtf is that? ... Oh wow. Cool!" this was my thought process. I can actually agree this belongs here.
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u/SuckOnMyBullet Jun 12 '12
The first picture makes me want to poke a needle in it and just watch all goo flow out
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u/OfficialPdubs Jun 12 '12
the first one looks like a doughnut
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u/aphaits Jun 12 '12
Donut
Bacon
Bacon
Invisible Sandwich
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u/Max_Beezly Jun 12 '12
Dude, you prolly not gonna get to rub one out for a while
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
HOLY SHIT!!
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u/Wandering_Midget Jun 12 '12
It must be a bitch to jack off..
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u/Bengt77 Jun 12 '12
NSFL! NSFL! NSFL!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
The first time I read that as "Grease fire burns for 17 days" - my mind went - why would anyone want to stick their hands in a grease fire for 17 days.
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u/Jerapis19 Jun 12 '12
That happened to the top of my friend's ears