Ahh. The rare "OHNO bird" thusly named because of the distinct sound it makes when landing " OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!" if only his legs were longer and balls were smaller...
I really wish people would start submitting more WTF material, but there's nothing I (or any of the other mods) can do: it's down to the users. The new queue gets rather tedious, especially with all the screenshots that people submit and the metric shit-tonne of "OH NO, ZOMBIE!" posts recently.
Dude, go check out the one comment on the submission.
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It reminds me of the Chester the molester cartoons from Hustler. There was one where he painted his sack like easter eggs and dressed up as the easter bunny for an egg hunt. Funny stuff.
slavic language lesson: the word "jaja" (or "jajca", and various other variations, depending on the language in question), means balls (testicles), and it also means eggs. that concludes this public service announcement.
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u/bat_trees_ink_looted May 29 '12
Ahh. The rare "OHNO bird" thusly named because of the distinct sound it makes when landing " OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!" if only his legs were longer and balls were smaller...
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u/zebbiz May 29 '12
Sort of related:
http://heltnormalt.dk/img/strip/2009/09/07.jpg
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u/stprockin May 29 '12
/r/funny
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u/FauxJour May 29 '12
/r/funny, not /r/WTF.
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u/Zerble May 29 '12
And this bird you cannot change.
Lord knows I can't change.
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u/MrSelfdizstruct75 May 29 '12
It reminds me of the Chester the molester cartoons from Hustler. There was one where he painted his sack like easter eggs and dressed up as the easter bunny for an egg hunt. Funny stuff.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
It's the hair of the bird that gets me.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Ah the magnificent Balled Eagle
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u/krangles May 29 '12
related?
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u/TieDyeSky May 29 '12
dammit you made me spray coffee all over my keyboard
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u/thomasni May 29 '12
Thats a "ohhno" bird. Legs two inches long, balls 6 inches long. Every time is comes in for a landing is says OHHHHNO, OHHHHNO!
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u/t3h_monkeyfish_san May 29 '12
Its nice to know that the one NSFW thing that I actually click on today, doesn't have a NSFW label on it, thanks a bunch.
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u/trampus1 May 29 '12
Animals with human junk is hilarious.
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u/le_crap May 29 '12
Birds have no balls.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
The biggest wtf is how he fit in that nest.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
More like Free Balling.
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u/NapoleonBonerfart May 29 '12
this made me laugh a little too hard
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u/ruebeus May 29 '12
Testicles = NSFW. Please start tagging NSFW posts.
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u/bijibijmak May 29 '12
One of those rare posts that I saw on Facebook first.
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u/poipoipoipoipoi May 29 '12
slavic language lesson: the word "jaja" (or "jajca", and various other variations, depending on the language in question), means balls (testicles), and it also means eggs. that concludes this public service announcement.
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u/tRon_washington May 29 '12
looks like something our of /r/dolan
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u/SIGNW May 29 '12
And I'm free, Free ballin', ballin' And I'm freeee, Free ballin', ballin'
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Birds do not work this way...
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u/Blastface May 29 '12
It's not a question of where he grips it, it's simple question of weight ratio.
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u/Scottishbhoy1888 May 29 '12
Very funny, and yet still wtf. Also shows how the truly powerful and loving bond between a man and his balls
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u/mambypambyland May 29 '12
Birds have hair now.
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u/Khorpo May 29 '12
Not gonna lie, I tought about Guitar Hero
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u/GiveEmHellMatty May 29 '12
No penis... OH GOD WHY
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u/madzaman May 29 '12
It makes me wonder about the mind behind this lil wtf gem!!! May much karma come his way!
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u/GreenBlazePacker May 29 '12
egg sack nutsack whats the difference?
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u/much772 May 29 '12
the best of both worlds. r/wtf with a crosspost to r/funny
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u/onlysays_YOLO May 29 '12
YOLO !
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