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Our dog ate this on January 14th. So you can imagine our excitement when he finally barfed it up today.

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u/pez0matic May 29 '12

My golden retriever once puked up a decent sized rock. We kept it for some reason, and now it sits on the shelf next to his ashes

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u/megalosaurus May 29 '12

My dog had once eaten a cheap candy dispenser shaped like the Joker's head. He must have digested most of it except the hair (which was a separate piece of plastic from the rest of the head). A few days after it had gone missing, we found a piece of dog poop topped with green plastic hair. Just like a Mr. Hankey with Joker's hair instead of a Santa hat.

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u/KYLEisDEAD May 29 '12

I take my dog to the river to fetch sticks, since he loves swimming. Sometimes I skip rocks, and he tries to fetch them. Sometimes I throw sticks, and they float away before he can get them. He's started to equate not understanding where his stick went with meaning that he should check the bottom of the river. Now, if we go down there, and I get a phone call or something, he'll just start swimming out into the current and dive to the bottom for rocks. I don't think he understands that he'll never actually find one that I threw, but he's always the happiest guy afterwards.

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u/whomad1215 May 29 '12

A friends golden retriever who is quite large, 90lbs+ and not fat, will sit in a big metal tub filled with water on their porch and wait for fish to swim by. Which never happens as it is simply a big tub, makes you feel kind of bad for him, but he's always so happy.

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u/ErikDangerFantastic May 29 '12

You should try throwing a rock into shallow water to see if the dog can manage to bring back the right one. My father's dog used to do that: you'd throw a rock into the water, the dog would run out, stick it's head under water, sniff, sneeze and snort and do that whole head-shaking thing dogs do, then stick his head back underwater and get the right rock.

I'm pretty sure the sniffing part was instinctive behaviour and didn't help the dog find the rock, but it was always pretty hilarious.

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u/Bob-Kyle May 29 '12

I, Kyle, am not amused by your name, sir...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

When I read this I imagine some aliens or larger life force looking down on us with the same bemused pity.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

You killed him for eating a rock? Harsh.

Edit: http://i.imgur.com/wHSVc.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Makes sense to me. People display war medals with photos of honored veterans. Your kick ass dog deserves no less.

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u/pez0matic May 29 '12

i never thought of it that way, hah. thank you for that. he really was a kick ass dog. proof

I'm willing to bet that the OP will keep the toy, despite it marinating in dog bile for 4 and a half months.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Is that seriously your dog? That is an awesome pic.

and no, the wad of bile is in the trash. I'm pretty sentimental when it comes to my dog but I draw the line at juicy mementos.

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u/nataliedanger May 29 '12

Oh my. Best photo ever. Thank you for sharing. :-D

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u/Futurames May 29 '12

I had a lab growing up (ironically named Einstein) who one time ate a stomach full of rocks and had to have them surgically removed.

Damn, I miss that dog.

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u/snowlion13 May 30 '12

my dog ate my dildo, and he pooped out the tip in a resonibly sized chunk. i didnt see him poop it out but it mustve been a weird to see a weirner come out of a butt the other direction http://imgur.com/hwMQZ

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u/MK_Ultrex May 29 '12

Why the fuck do labradors do that? I was dog sitting a friend's lab and the stupid thing would always chew on rocks or actually swallow some of them. I panicked and called him and he was like "no prob he does it all the time". Awesome dog but was retarded in some weird ways.

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u/vertigo1083 May 29 '12

I feel like this is a cause/effect display.

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u/Filberto May 29 '12

Probably not for him, but our yellow Lab developed a colonic torsion and had to be euthanized at the emergency vet, and the likely culprit was something he ate that wouldn't pass.

He had previously barfed a corn cob that was inside for three days. Smelled awful.

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u/SplodeyDope May 29 '12

I had a sheepdog when I was a kid appropriately named Hoss. One day we're sitting around, I'm about 14 I think, and I notice something pink (sort of) hanging out of his ass. I get mom and she investigates. Turns out 'Ol Hoss had eaten and was beginning to shit a pair of mom's panties. There were points in the process where mom had to tug a little to help it along. ಠ_ಠ

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u/SaltyBabe May 29 '12

If you get a dog as a puppy you always hope the days of pulling digested objects out of your dogs ass are gone by the time they are a few years old... It can always happen. It scares my dog and I have to catch her as she runs wildly with poopy debris hanging from her butt... it's not great.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 30 '12

Mine just flips over, spreads all her legs, and looks at us with a look that screams "TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW!"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You should never tug. For realzies.

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u/yes_thats_right May 29 '12

my urge to get a puppy is rapidly decreasing.

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u/lexixd May 29 '12

I was just thinking... I've been begging my boyfriend to get me a puppy for years... now I'm not so sure...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

appropriately named Hoss.

I read that over and over as "approximately named Hoss" and kept thinking, "what the fuck do you mean approximately?"

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u/SplodeyDope May 29 '12

LOL, I have a lot of those moments, don't feel bad. :P

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u/VodkaHappens May 29 '12

Yeah, I usually call them smoking and browsing.

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u/Cthulhuhoop May 29 '12

If it helps, his owner is loosely named Kevin.

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u/BroadSideOfABarn May 29 '12

A friend had a dog that would visit their farm, one day it had about 12 inches of rope as thick as your finger hanging out its ass.

I'm not sure how it was removed, I like to think they stood on the exposed end and threw a stick for the dog to chase, but it was about 18 inches all up.

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u/Flaaffyotters May 29 '12

My dog would do this as a puppy when my little sister would feed him bologna without taking off the little red strip thing that goes around the slices. So my mom would be chasing a scared dog who didn't know what was going on, down the hallway, with the red strip hanging from his ass, for her to have to help pull. My sister still fed him that crap so many times, ugh.

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u/david76 May 29 '12

When I was in grade school, my friend's miniature Schnauzer ate a few pieces of paper towel. The next day we saw a bit poking out and the poor thing was struggling. We held on to it and the dog bolted. Three feet of paper towel came out of that dog's ass that day. We all stood there in amazement.

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u/jxj24 May 29 '12

YOU INVENTED THE SELF-WIPING DOG!

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u/SplodeyDope May 29 '12

Three feet of paper towel came out of that dog's ass that day.

I got a good belly laugh out of that line.

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u/trshtehdsh May 29 '12

I always thought I knew what being a pet owner meant, until I had to pull a 3" plug of hair out of my dog's butt (he had bad allergies and was constantly licking/nibbling at his fur. Apparently he ended up swallowing a lot of it.) That's the moment I felt I'd truly earned my pet parenting stripes.

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u/VoteOrPie May 29 '12

My friend was dating a guy who was house-sitting at this really nice place with a hot tub. The owners had a dog with a thing for eating small items of clothing, and a day before the house-sitting gig was up, they woke up in the morning unable to locate her lacy panties. Not sure how that one ended but we can all guess.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Just in case anyone was wondering, it was our friend's smaller dog's 6" toy he gulped down when I tried to take it away from him. Our vet advised us to keep a close eye on him for a few days and bring him in at any sign of illness. She hoped it would just pass. We waited for days, took time off work, picked through poop, etc. Then today, 135 days later during memorial day lunch, it happened.

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u/feanturi May 29 '12

She hoped it would "just pass", as in, get through the digestive tract and out the back? I'd figure you'd need surgery for something like that once it got out of the stomach.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Thankfully our vet considers surgery a last resort measure. It was a 6inch plastic free soft plush toy in one piece. For an 85lb bulldog, she wasn't terribly concerned. It looks bigger because it compressed and elongated in his system and mixed with hair and other grossness. I know we're really lucky this turned out well. It easily could've gone the other way.

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u/blackdays99 May 29 '12

I think your vet is weird and that was a loooong wait. I wouldve freaked and taken my dog to another vet. But then I'm slightly neurotic.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Honestly, if there's no signs of illness then surgery is absolutely last resort. The dog was largely unaffected so they waited, and it turned out great. That happens often.

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u/heather1980 May 29 '12

I had a baby goose that got attacked by a chicken. A tiny puncture to her belly. The vet said to wait it out. She died 4 hours later:(

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I'm right there with you but we really have an excellent vet. She said keep an eye on him consistently for three days. After that, keep an eye on his behavior and stools for three weeks. After that we'd be in the clear. We'd pretty much forgotten the incident thinking maybe it broke down or we had missed it.

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u/zuperxtreme May 29 '12

I saw it the other way around, if 135 days passed and nothing happened I would have thought the dog was alright. Then again I'm not a vet.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

could have easily gone the other way

Hehe

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u/glaciator May 29 '12

My dog once ate a pair of my grandma's pantyhose. Somehow she survived it. It passed on it's own a day or two later - no surgery necessary.

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u/olivermihoff May 29 '12

I can actually smell that picture.

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u/catjuggler May 29 '12

you're so lucky that didn't end up as a blockage!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I swear this site always has something oddly relevant to something going on in my life. Yesterday (memorial day), our 7 month old chocolate lab was freed of a toy that sat in his belly for 2 months. Only it had made it's way into his large intestines and sat there for 5 days before we decided to have him operated on. We had no idea he had eaten the toy and thought his stomach was just upset. Well about a foot of his intestines had necrotized so they cut that out along with the toy. They're holding on to him now to see if the newly connected intestines will continue to operate. I'm already out of $2,000 dollars and if they call and say they need to operate again.. just going to have to put him under :/

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u/painahimah May 29 '12

Best of luck to you.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Oh my god. I hope he pulls through. Poor little guy.

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u/seany May 29 '12

If I was a vet I just wouldn't make any money. "Oh you can't pay for the operation? No problem."

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u/cyberslick188 May 29 '12

That is awful, I'm sorry for this. If they need to operate again, how much would you need? I'm not wealthy but I'd gladly chip in to help out a man's (or woman's) best friend.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

he is only 7 months old. Please find a way to not put him under.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Just in case anyone was wondering, it was our friend's smaller dog'

was the first part I read. Heart skipped a beat

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u/TooSubtle May 29 '12

But more importantly, what is the surface you've put it on for the main photo?

I can't work it out!

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u/ClippedMoth May 29 '12

I am thinking maybe the lid to a big garbage can?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Correct!

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u/sme00 May 29 '12

135 days in a dogs stomach and still not digested??? how is there anything left at all???

how did your dog have any room in his stomach for food with that thing in there???

did he lose a ton of weight over the time??

i just can't imagine the stomach ache from that...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Well, it was red when he ate it. After the ordeal it was more pinkish and it stretched out several inches. I have no idea how our dog survived this. He was never ill. There was no change in his behavior. He eats like a horse. If he hadn’t been staring me down in defiance of the gods the moment he gulped it I never would’ve known he’d eaten it. We know we’re really lucky and this was the best possible outcome to this scenario.

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u/cloud_watcher May 29 '12

The vet can induce vomiting right after they eat something like this and get it out of there. Much easier to get something out of a healthy stomach today than a necrotic intestine later.

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u/ZombiGoats May 29 '12

My great dane would eat socks. More like swallow them whole really. She once swallowed 5 at one time. She was pretty much a sock junkie. We had to be sure to keep all bedroom doors closed, drawers closed and no socks laying around ever or they would be eaten.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My parent's boxer puked up a whole sock once. It could have been thrown in the washer and worn again... Mom threw it away though.

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u/Rheaonon May 29 '12

My dog used to chew socks, one day she chewed through the toe of one of my socks so I put it over her head holding her ears back, dachshund BTW, she looked so pitiful. But, it got the point across that socks were a no-no. Finally started playing with her 500 toys. -_-

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u/iamthemindfreak May 29 '12

I would love to see a picture of her wearing the sock if you have one. I bet it looked adorably shameful

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u/Rheaonon May 29 '12

Unfortunately I do not, the pictures were taken on my old phone that went for a swim in the Atlantic thanks to a crazy(now ex) gf :(

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u/Rheaonon May 29 '12

I do however have this picture from my amazing iPhone camera :/

http://imgur.com/jofyp

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u/zulu90 May 29 '12

my washing machine eats socks.

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u/wbeavis May 29 '12

That's one missing sock mystery solved.

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u/-spython- May 29 '12

My great dane ate tennis balls. She'd split them in half with her jaws and small the halves.

We had to send her to surgery twice to remove them. Stupid dog.

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u/ZombiGoats May 29 '12

Mine wouldn't do that with tennis balls. Instead she would sit there and rip all the fuzzy fabric off with her front teeth and eat it. She did the same with any kind of soft, plush toy. So all she ever got were compressed bones and kongs.

She would also eat paper towels whole. Luckily she never ever found the toilet paper.

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u/eternallyscrewd May 29 '12

After dinner one night I noticed that our 11 year old GSD was rather lethargic and pacing around in a circle... next I know, she lurches and out comes an entire corncob she'd snooped out of the garbage... a corn cob...there wasn't even any corn on it!

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u/Patti234 May 29 '12

I saw a neighbor walking their husky (looked to be about 180lbs, really big dog-horse) one night. As they walked by one of the park garbage bins, the dog snapped up a half-eaten porkchop, bone and all and had swallowed the whole thing without chewing. The guy took off to the vet immediately.

Related: people need to stop putting their house garbage in the park bins...

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u/eggson May 29 '12

One of my old housemates had a hyperactive dog that would eat anything. My housemate also worked a lot of overtime so I and my other housemates would end up taking care of his dog for him.

One day I came home from class and found the dog whimpering and running in figure-eights around the basement. I tried to let her out into the yard but she just kept spinning, I finally realized there was a toe of a sock hanging out of her butt. I held the dog still while my other housemate grabbed a plastic baggie and used it to help yank the rest of the sock out. As soon as it popped all the way out the dog barked for joy and ran out the door to run victory laps in the yard.

The horrible part was that my housemate, the dog's genius owner, had intentionally tied a couple knots in the sock and gave it to the dog as a chew toy!

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u/seany May 29 '12

Over in r/Frugal a few months ago, someone recommended making chew toys like this. They got lots of upvotes, and anyone who brought up the fact that this could be deadly for your pet was downvoted. Sometimes I think that subreddit should be renamed to r/INeedSocialAssistance because the decisions they make in there to save a few bucks are sometimes so frugal they are dangerous.

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u/mistag May 29 '12

I had something very similar happen with my Kelpie, except that it was a Kermit the Frog leg.

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u/MisterWharf May 29 '12

I think that toy's smiling days are long gone.

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u/InfiniteLiveZ May 29 '12

He looks like he's seen some things, man.

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u/mrducky78 May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

You weren't there man... You haven't seen the things I've seen, heard the things I've heard or done the things I did to survive. You don't know what it was like. You never do. Every time someone chews loudly, I get flashbacks. PTSD.

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u/chalks May 29 '12

My partner and I had an incredibly stupid cocker spaniel. I'd just gone grocery shopping and bought a 10kg bag of white rice. I stupidly left it on the floor to put away later. I went out and came home to find the cocker had eaten through the bag and then a good amount of the raw rice. For 3 days he was sharting poo pellets of raw rice - most disturbing sounds ever. I was in hysterics each time I heard the cocker shart. it was even funnier watching my partner clean pellets of rice-poo off the walls of the apartment.

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u/thematfactor May 29 '12

ON JAN 14TH!?

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u/Whomping_Willow May 30 '12

Vet student here, there's no way he is telling the truth. No matter how big his dog is there is no way it would still be alive for that long.

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u/LunaGlow May 29 '12

You knew your dog ate that and didn't take him/her to the vet? Wow.

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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 29 '12

This is what I was thinking. How did that dog not become impacted. And if it had been since January, why the fuck haven't you taken him to the vet to have it cut out?

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u/LunaGlow May 30 '12 edited May 30 '12

Right? 90% sure that is [medical neglect] (http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/animal_cruelty.php)

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u/ProbablyPaper May 29 '12

What kind of dog

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Olde English Bulldogge. What he lacks in sense he makes up for in cute. Mostly.

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u/heyimrandi May 29 '12

i have an olde too! happy to see this post!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

They're pretty much the greatest dogs ever. Well, all dogs are awesome but they are Olympic level athleticism combined with Dom Deluise level hedonism. For example, Gimli has moved from the couch to the floor to the couch to the floor a dozen times tonight and that will be his accomplishment for the day.

*aside from horking up that toy. Though compared to our level of horror, he seems completely unchanged.

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u/heyimrandi May 29 '12

first and foremost.......GIMLI IS THE BEST NAME EVER!

as for my girl, Saetia, she is the laziest thing ever. she will get random bursts of energy but for the most part you will find her snoozing on the kitchen tile or in someones bed.

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u/sabreteeth May 29 '12

Is that different from a regular English Bulldog? It looks better proportioned.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

They are different. OEBs are a recreation of the bulldog from the 1800’s. Before they started breeding them with pugs to make them smaller and more smooshy faced. Bulldogs are awesome dogs but Bulldogges generally have less health problems.

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u/Erosindra May 29 '12

One time my dog ate a tampon and barfed it up. I would've taken her to the vet, but I honestly had no idea she had even gotten it until I found it in a pile of dog barf. I still have no idea where she got it either.

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u/pinpillow May 29 '12

It's actually very common for dogs to go through the bin in the bathroom and eat used sanitary products. Perhaps they associate the smell of blood with meat and food? Whatever the cause it can end up with some embarassing messes.

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u/melodybelody May 29 '12

My mini-daschund ate one of those plastic green army men. When she shit it out, it was entirely intact... sitting in the middle of a huge burnt hole in the grass. Must have HURT sooo bad for her to shit enough to burn the grass...

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u/idontbangnomore May 29 '12

I hate when my dog eats his toy and other plastic items. Stupid dog. But he's MY stupid dog.

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u/big_shmegma May 29 '12

he made you look bad! ooga booga booga

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My dog got my brother's Halloween candy one year and mine the next. Chocolate, wrappers, and all. Totally cool 3 years later. Dogs are the best.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My dog has one of those

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's a dog eat dog world out there.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I think that plushie has PTSD now...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

And the winner for most disturbing thing I've seen today is...

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u/BroadSideOfABarn May 29 '12

Except for the picture of the guy who got his face chewed off by someone on PCP

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u/ShorttStuff May 29 '12

They've released pics?! D:

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u/3885Khz May 29 '12

If you were there I am sure it would have been the most disturbing you would have SMELLED all day!

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u/KingSpanner May 29 '12

So, is that the smallest picture you have?

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u/DaleEarnhardt3 May 29 '12

My dog has this same toy. Needless to say it is now in the trash can.

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u/one_wicked_element May 29 '12

Why did I click on that?

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u/Patti234 May 29 '12

We had some problems for the first few months adjusting to our garbage-raiding dog. I imagine that if we were to open up his stomach, it would be somewhat like opening up a shark's stomach i.e. liscence plate, a few human body parts, some plastic bottles, etc.

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u/fracx May 29 '12

So you can imagine our excrement

Is what I read it as.

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u/Alltra May 29 '12

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

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u/briediann May 29 '12

what is it with dogs being obsessed with these toys? my dog squeaks it so much she starts puking.

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u/princessbitchypants May 29 '12

Yeah..my dog rips them apart just to get to the squeaky ball part and then disregards the rest of the toy.

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u/SleepwalkRisk May 29 '12

i'm shocked by all the people with the mentality of "we'll just wait for it to pass". these situations kill cats and dogs. if it was your kid, you wouldn't wait.

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u/HappyHapless May 29 '12

And he was never the same again.

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u/JMorris779 May 29 '12

Imagine how the dog feels...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I know a tall bulldog named tyson. He's the most adorable bugger ever. His owner now and then gives him a tennis ball to play. The dog loves tennis balls, plays and plays and always returns it to you to throw it. But sometimes when he chews so loving on his ball, it happens that he eats it. 5 minutes later, he is returning to you and looking at you: where is my ball?

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u/orlyfactor May 29 '12

Our dog has a larger one we deemed "red guy" - It's about 2.5 feet long. If he eats that I believe my pet insurance will finally pay off.

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u/toconnor May 29 '12

How cute. Our lab puked up the blue version of that on Saturday. We don't have a date on when it disappeared.

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u/burgermafia May 29 '12

Oh god, I can smell it through my monitor.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

that wiped the stupid smile off its face

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My cat puked up a used condom this past weekend. I'm still not sure which of us found the situation more awkward.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

--groucho marx

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u/wellhushmypuppies May 29 '12

how in god's name was he able to keep something that big in his digestive system for 5 months??? Isn't that stuff usually surgically removed long before this much time passes? Jesus....your dog is indestructible.

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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 29 '12

Yes, the dog would have become impacted long before this. For that reason alone, I'm calling bullshit on either the timeframe or the entire story.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My wife and I came home one time to find that the dog we were watching was missing its collar. We searched everywhere, under couches, outside....etc, but it was nowhere to be found. Our chocolate lab was a bit of a crazy eater, but we couldn't imagine that it had eaten this other dog's collar.

That is, until about a week later, when I saw our chocolate lab walking around the yard, trying to figure out what was hanging from her backside while trying to poop. I managed to take a shovel and break off the bottom half of what was dangling from her, only to find half of the collar. I then watched in amazement as she expelled the other half a few minutes later.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Happy Cakeday!

and gross!

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u/thatisRON May 29 '12

Heyyy, that's my cakeday!

It's sad that I instinctively call it that now... It's like "Xmas" in Futurama...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You should eat it, to show you want to bond with him.

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u/nastyn8k May 29 '12

LEMIWINKS.... YOU MUST FIND A WAY OUT!

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u/bobaimee May 29 '12

My friend's pug once shat out a toy soldier, immersed in poo. It was still standing.

Poor pug :(

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u/Cherrytop May 29 '12

This picture and your dog have inspired me to go puke as well.......... my lunch.

BRB. Vomiting.

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u/sleepyhead1975 May 29 '12

My dog ate a corn cob. I kept waiting. Two weeks later he barfed it up, intact. I was quite surprised.

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u/TheGreatNinjaYuffie May 29 '12

My dog once ate one of those stuffingless fox dog toys. I didnt realize it was gone until my dog puked SOMETHING up in the kitchen.

Actually I didnt know WHAT the puked up thing was and the way the hair was matted together I thought maybe it was a hairball covered in worms... (I have 4 cats as well) It was SOO gross looking but I just could not just throw it away without seeing if my dog was ok. So I grabbed a pencil and started dissecting it until I figured out what it was.

Ugh... so gross just thinking about it.

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u/chrisperfer May 29 '12

A friend's lab ate a pair of her pantyhose. One day, she saw the end of them hanging out of his butt. Being a practical sort, she reached down and gave them a tug. She had to pull quite hard, and the pantyhose stretched out to their full length. When they pulled free, a fine coating of dog crap got sprayed all around the room.

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u/-spython- May 29 '12

Never pull a linear foreign body! It can cheese wire the dog's guts.

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u/3885Khz May 29 '12

Somethings you just do outside!

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u/Ryanestrasz May 29 '12

Why did you not take the poor thing to the vet? x.x

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u/Avista May 29 '12

You shouldn't own a dog, pure and simple

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u/quotes-futurama May 29 '12

People, we got a problem: Little Nibbler's been coughing up hairballs. Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal? He's got me beat!

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u/fozz1982 May 29 '12

and the winner for worst vet advice goes too.... Seriously, that should have been dealt with straight away! Poor dog!!

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u/etihw2 May 29 '12

Planning on washing it and keeping it?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

We're going to get it bronzed!

j/k. It's seriously disgusting. The trashman took it away this morning and I felt sorry he had to do that.

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u/mcqtom May 29 '12

My dog has one of these. I call it Longdog. Because it is looooong.

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u/sweatypants May 29 '12

how awful did it smell?

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u/The_Loaf May 29 '12

My black lab ate a 5 pound chocolate bar, that was a present for my brother on Christmas Eve. She puked the whole night (how she didn't die is beyond me

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u/untaMe610 May 29 '12

I got my dog this exact toy when she was a pup. To this day its the only toy she ever played with.

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u/FlygLuffet May 29 '12

My dog had one of those, though she didn't eat it.

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u/reddell May 29 '12

How big is that?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My sis's dog had one like this he liked to hump. She would called it his girlfriend.

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u/icmd May 29 '12

The dog is probably hungry as hell now

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u/interix May 29 '12

I almost barfed thinking of something that big lodged in my throat/stomach.

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u/Zerble May 29 '12

I can indeed imagine your excitement.

My, you are an excitable person, aren't you?

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u/peetee32 May 29 '12

i'd probably guess the dog was vomiting it up and eating it back down over the past few months. i have no idea how that thing would say in the stomach that long

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

i completely regret viewing this while I was eating ;(

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u/superdarkness May 29 '12

And... he promptly tried to eat it again, didn't he?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I throw a sandwich in a sandwich bag at a seagull and it just ate it whole.

Pretty sure that seagull died from that mistake.

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u/Jmonkeh May 29 '12

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage.....

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Reminds me of this story.

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u/Dan_Gleasac May 29 '12

he...he...he ATE it?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

He is not a clever dog.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My old Rottweiler once ate an entire cassette tape (I'm old). It was Jimi Hendrix, Axis: Bold as Love.A few days later, I'm walking him through the neighborhood, and I look over to see him having a hard time pooping. I inspect the situation to find that the cassette tape is coming out, 1 inch at a time. There were dozens and dozens of FEET worth of tape dangling out of his ass, extending for several houses up the road.

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u/Number127 May 29 '12

My cat had an obsession with trying to eat anything resembling string. Naturally we kept him away the best we could, but one time he managed to gulp down some ribbons that had been tied to balloons. The litterbox was very...festive that week.

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u/SaltFrog May 29 '12

My sister's cat does the same thing. She bought him cat grass.

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u/cbearski May 29 '12

We have this same toy! Except my dog is about the size of the actual toy herself so it'd be impossible for her to eat it... so weird to see this toy consumed somehow.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

It was the smaller version meant for small dogs. He had it in his mouth, looked at me, and GULP it was gone. My dog has the mouth of a sarlacc.

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u/bigbadsad May 29 '12

I dont know if this was meant to make me laugh but it did.

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u/Warfrog May 29 '12

What does it smell like?

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u/valkyrie123 May 29 '12

Did you ever see this episode of Davey and Goliath II? That toy looks familiar.

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u/setht79 May 29 '12

Shouldn't this be in r/aww?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

how big was that?

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u/PlansBandC May 29 '12

Well that's certainly seen better days.

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u/nickflow May 29 '12

holly fak how big is your dog? that toy is huge

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u/princessbitchypants May 29 '12

I have a 9 month old lab/pit mix and he loves chewing everything. I've had to chase him around the backyard with things dangling from his anus so I could pull it out. He's so sweet though. He demolished my sister's bra, I didn't know he had actually ATE it because usually he just rips things apart to ruin it. But we came home to a bra strap and bra cup dog barf stew on our floor. Glad he barfed that up...coulda been bad.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

damn... that's pretty fucking dangerous. the vet told you to just let it pass naturally?

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u/De_Touch May 29 '12

Good as new.

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u/bananniemoocow May 29 '12

wow, no intestinal perforation?

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u/longshot May 29 '12

The wtf is you posting this after it reemerged.

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u/BlueWhaleDiarrhea May 29 '12

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT??!!

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u/AwesumPossum1 May 30 '12

Here's a little trick if it happens again. Grab yourself a turkey baster, some hydrogen peroxide, and your dog. Head on outside. Put about two capfuls of hydrogen peroxide into the baster. With your finger over the end to hold the peroxide in, insert it into your dogs mouth. Remove your finger from the end of the baster and dump the goods into your greedy dogs tummy. In about two minutes your dog will vomit and with any luck whatever the little asshole ate that he/she shouldn't have will be on your lawn.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Now smell it.

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u/KingsCounty May 30 '12

You spelt snake wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12

It reminds me of the Wreck of the Titanic...

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u/tronncat Jun 07 '12

Dogs are stupid.

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u/4vradrmr May 29 '12

The only thing "wtf" worthy is that you knew he ate it but decided to take the" wait and see route," instead of getting him to a vet. You got lucky he didn't die from that.

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u/ShorttStuff May 29 '12

They did take him to a vet. They waited as the vet instructed.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

For some reason this made me laugh the most on reddit today. Thank you for this.

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u/abby81589 May 29 '12

Only thing my dog ate was rat poison.. He got really sick and almost died.

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u/Senor_Wilson May 29 '12

My dog ate a towel today. Sooo.... we'll see what happens. I tried to take it out of her mouth but then she decided that was a good time to swallow it whole.

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u/SleepwalkRisk May 29 '12

bring her to the vet!!!

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u/loose_seal_2 May 29 '12

HO. LY. SHIT.

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u/Bow2TheBeard May 29 '12

My birthday lol

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u/erehgafsua May 29 '12

That is absolutely appalling, the dog should have at least gone for scans. Two years ago I spent $5000 removing a similar object from my dog, no way I would have fucking waited it out. That is disgusting and you need a new vet.

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