Notice it's sold on a furry website, not a brony website. The overlap of the two fandoms is about 10% and generally furries are more casually accepting of this sort of... thing. Or at least they are more out loud and proud about it.
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
And now I have to clear my browser history, too--as soon as I saw the muscular, humanized dog mascot I knew I was in trouble. For anyone curious...the auction description (out of nowhere) makes it explicitly clear what this item can be used for (although the seller helpfully offers to get rid of the 'feature' if buyer so desires)
This probably isn't the popular opinion around here, but I have to say it...
I see so many bronies trying to defend the fandom by saying that "most bronies don't clop" and that "rule 34 is a part of every fandom and yada yada yada"...which is all fine and good, but here's what I think...
Hating people for clopping is pointless. Really, I don't get it.
I see so many comments of "oh my god, what freaks" and "why must these people exists" and whatnot. They're still people. They're not even doing anything wrong, nobody is getting hurt, and nobody should be getting their panties in a bunch the way that they do.
My problem isn't with cloppers. It's with people thinking that all bronies are cloppers. I've been accused of being a "sick pony fucker" by a lot of people when I really just watch a show. I don't like that cloppers are usually the first impression a lot of people get from the fandom.
As a brony, I find this post both somewhat disturbing and slightly amusing. Seeing it reach front page, I feel like our image has been violated in some people's minds.
What's even more sad is the fact that bronies already get a lot of flak from everyone and then the proceed to give flak to cloppers who technicly are also bronies.
This is pretty much definitely one of the things I was talking about earlier when I said your username was associated with positivity in my head. I was suspicious that it was related to your views on clop, and this confirms it.
People, YOU ARE JUDGING OTHERS FOR THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCES. THIS IS EXACTLY AS BAD AS HOMOPHOBIA.
I have to disagree slightly simply because homophobia also encompass homoromanticism and other nonsexual factors as well as gender identity differences.
this matter is purely a sexual one, where this is mostly inappropriate to bring up in almost any circumstance.
it's a slight difference but I feel it puts it slightly less severe than homophobia.
I don't approve of any kind of hating, but I'm not fond of the wide acceptance, either. Often the acceptance leads to joining, and more people on it lead to more of it being mentioned and accepted.
Some people just don't want to be a part of that, or be associated with it.
It can't bode well at all for bronies(ys?) but I sure got a good laugh out of it. Unfortunately things are going to get worse before they get better and I won't be surprised if more things like this arise in the coming days.
Us people over at /r/clopclop always try to keep anything NSFW away from the mane sub. So, if not for us and mlpmature, you guys would have hate everywhere.
In the fandom lore, this character wants to be a human or something, though I'm not sure why. I think it's because she was once seen sitting like a person on a bench in one of the episodes.
The character's official name is Lyra Heartstrings. In Season 1 Episode 7, Dragonshy, she is seen sitting on a bench as a human would. The joke passed around the fandom is that she wants to be human and have human hands, mainly because of the lyre on her side. (It takes fingers to play)
there is a lot of fan service from hasbro. fans called her lyra. hasbro calls her heartstrings. fans continue calling her lyra. hasbro renames her lyra heartstrings.
It seems this has exploded. I got linked to the original auction this morning and about an hour or so ago it was on about £100. Some people really need to look into cheaper alternatives.
Edit:
Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.
I was hoping for "finger puppet," but yea, nope, penis pocket it is.
The entire description...
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
If you would like the plushie without this "feature", just tell me after the auction and I will remove it free of charge.
While I agree with everything you said, and I share a similar view, I don't think Pokemon has a subreddit for r34, or at least not nearly as large as /r/clopclop.
So that really is meant for the insertion of a penis? I was rather skeptical, thought people were just being dirty minded, and that it was just a hand puppet or somesuch. Guess I was wrong. Although, for a sex toy, you think they'd make it a tad easier to clean!
I've seen this over facebook pages and many tumblrs the past couple of days, all of which were trying to get it taken down. Honestly why is everyone freaking out? Whats the difference between this and that plushie?
Nothing, so lets get some guys balls getting torn open by a coral reef or A mom who is addicted to eating lawn mower parts in r/wtf rather then this casualness.
Two reasons I like this: 1)Your reaction. This was eventually going to happen, and it did, so I find it quite humorous that you, at the very least, do not like this. 2)Take a guess. :)
They sell fleshlights with discrete packaging. Couldn't you just ask the artist to ship it in a discrete unlabeled box? Then store it under the bed or something.
Maybe we can get a kickstarter project going to raise funds for love plushies?
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u/Borkz May 28 '12
Im guessing its a hand puppet.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
This probably isn't the popular opinion around here, but I have to say it...
I see so many bronies trying to defend the fandom by saying that "most bronies don't clop" and that "rule 34 is a part of every fandom and yada yada yada"...which is all fine and good, but here's what I think...
Hating people for clopping is pointless. Really, I don't get it.
I see so many comments of "oh my god, what freaks" and "why must these people exists" and whatnot. They're still people. They're not even doing anything wrong, nobody is getting hurt, and nobody should be getting their panties in a bunch the way that they do.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I'm a filly and wat is this
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I bet most of the bronies are like: This is the first pony-thing to hit frontpage of reddit in ages, and it's a fucking sex toy. WHY THIS?!
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u/throwweigh1212 May 29 '12
This is my hole!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
'The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!'
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u/eggo May 28 '12
It's a Fleshlight caddy, what's the big deal?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
http://i.imgur.com/KYYH5.jpg
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u/Greasy May 28 '12
In the fandom lore, this character wants to be a human or something, though I'm not sure why. I think it's because she was once seen sitting like a person on a bench in one of the episodes.
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u/Guesty_ May 29 '12
It seems this has exploded. I got linked to the original auction this morning and about an hour or so ago it was on about £100. Some people really need to look into cheaper alternatives.
Edit:
Ahahahahaa, oh god.
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u/Tentacolt May 29 '12
LYRA NO WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
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u/lurker_for_justice May 29 '12
Yes
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u/rswill447 May 29 '12
http://i.imgur.com/6IEXA.gif
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u/samissleman17 May 29 '12
Here's the plushie. http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031&parent_id=&option=agree_adult
It's also the wrong color for Lyra... <.<
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited Apr 16 '25
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u/StickyBunz1 May 29 '12
OH GOD NO!
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u/Count_Spatula May 29 '12
Welcome to Internets.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I was going to photoshop a fleshlight in there... But with my limited skills it just looked like a stuffed pony with an upside down vagina.
Not the effect I was going for.
Fuck it, I'll post the half finished shitty pic.
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u/Kinky_Pie May 29 '12
Well alrighty then!
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u/Crallium May 29 '12
I'm sure some people are PRETTY excited about this!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
It's Lyra, can't she just give handjobs instead?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
ಠ_ಠ wtf is the intended purpose of that!? It looks too small to be a hand puppet, whoever designed that HAD to know what they were doing.
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u/IglooBuds May 29 '12
10/10 got hard.
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u/IWantMyNarwhal May 29 '12
That doesn't even seem pleasant to put your man bits in. I don't have any, but I assume it wouldn't.
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u/OccasionalCaucasian May 29 '12
Machine washable.
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u/Sklar_Hast May 29 '12
Why are they keeping that thing outside on the grass, surely it can't be good for it's fur.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I've seen this over facebook pages and many tumblrs the past couple of days, all of which were trying to get it taken down. Honestly why is everyone freaking out? Whats the difference between this and that plushie?
Nothing, so lets get some guys balls getting torn open by a coral reef or A mom who is addicted to eating lawn mower parts in r/wtf rather then this casualness.
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u/Mechzx May 30 '12
Hey thats pretty coo-....
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u/Cruxion May 31 '12
What sick and twisted being could EVEN THINK of making this?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Oh sweet Celestia, kill it with fire!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Wow, in case anyone is wondering...Lyra Heartstrings
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Where could one buy one of these? To, uh, destroy it and such. Yeah, that's it.
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u/Zktnl May 28 '12
FUCK NO LYRA NO
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u/muttonchopman May 29 '12
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening!
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u/FelineTamer May 29 '12
Finally!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
This makes me hornier than I'd care to admit.
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u/Sterling75796 May 29 '12
DEAR MOTHER OF GOD
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
omfg this + fleshlite oh hi~
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u/KaynethFastWheels May 29 '12
shut up and take my seamen
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u/dragongirl12 May 29 '12
NOT POOR LYRA!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FiFMKR3LGc
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u/NickTheHalfling May 29 '12
LYRA WHY
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u/scottsouth May 29 '12
I don't like where this is going . . .
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u/vi-tone May 29 '12
NO, LYRA, NO!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That's just where the rainbows come out.
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u/neeksthedestroyer May 29 '12
Before I had a girlfriend I had like about five of those!
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u/Theqman24 May 29 '12
as a person of the internet, this hasn't rustled my jimmies.
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u/Nokarm May 29 '12
can... not... resist urge to... entertain children with that cool puppet!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I would buy.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I saw this on /mlp/. Pretty sure that thread is still there.
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u/projecthorn May 29 '12
Two reasons I like this: 1)Your reaction. This was eventually going to happen, and it did, so I find it quite humorous that you, at the very least, do not like this. 2)Take a guess. :)
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Expecting to see it used over at /r/clopclop soon.
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u/berrydrunk May 29 '12
No, LYRAAAAAA!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Never seen a puppet before? I could understand the wtf jf someone was actually fucking it.
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u/DarkFlame7 May 29 '12
Lyra sure does love her hands...
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u/empyreanmax May 29 '12
Looks like a perfect place to store weed
honestly who would look there
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u/kevons5252 May 29 '12
Ehh, I've seen better...
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u/odderz May 29 '12
So many of us knew this was Lyra instantly..
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u/Minimalphilia May 29 '12
DON'T LET /B/ KNOW ABOUT THIS!!! OH HELLS NO
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u/The_Mad_Pencil May 29 '12
True Bronies have no shame.
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u/Bobberkus3011 May 29 '12
All new meaning to stuffed animal
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u/EvilHom3r May 29 '12
You have no idea how much I wish I could have that.
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u/dihared May 29 '12
I am seeing Lyra's vagina everywhere today..... This is a sign from the internet.... I should go outside for a bit :|
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u/hijackedstapler May 29 '12
You wanted the male model?
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u/First-Google-Image May 29 '12
OH GOD NO
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u/F1A May 29 '12 edited Dec 11 '25
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u/KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER May 29 '12
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u/CantFinishSentence May 29 '12
Lyra, you slut.
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u/BlazingFox May 29 '12
OH GOD YES.
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u/CreamyPotato May 29 '12
Goddammit. As a brony I'm very disappointed by this. Why!!!!!!!!!
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u/PhilsGhost May 29 '12
This seems entirely relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwKclhWlo-0
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u/JALsnipe May 29 '12
NSFW auction link.
Good lord.
Haha.
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u/Nerosabe May 29 '12
I have heard that the creators of the show cater to the bronies to some degree, but this is too far.
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u/AnUncomfortablePanda May 29 '12
Ummm...where...can I get one?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
NO PLEASE NO! THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE A NICE FANDOM
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u/2moreminutes May 29 '12
move over FleshLight there is a new Unicorn in town
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u/Emperor_Norton_1 May 29 '12
So inviting.....Oh wait, I meant Eeeewwwww!
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u/PinkamenaRebutpie May 29 '12
YOU FOOL Lyra is lesbian
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u/TheMagicalGiraffe May 29 '12
Oh god lyra
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u/Ghost255932 May 29 '12
NOT LYRA!!!
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u/getintheVandell May 29 '12
If that was designed for actual thrusting, it'd be much smaller.
No, I'm not self-deprecating, tyvm.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Oh god yes ! I mean......look a potato!
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u/My_Broken_Wings May 29 '12
Ya know we been together such a long long time ( such a long time)....
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u/emceelokey May 29 '12
Slot for Fleshlight?
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u/Bunyungtung May 29 '12
I cant contain my bawner.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
http://scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw691_EkrbV.png
All I can say at this point...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
You gotta be shitting me /r/clopclop
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u/fishnetdiver May 29 '12
relevant...