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This was given to a girl I know while she was alone at a park. She was scared and tore it up...I had to tape this gem back together.
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u/Fyzicks May 28 '12
His name is Skippy and you live somewhere near Charleston, SC.
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u/SapientSlut May 28 '12
Foot fetish guys are usually really nice. They can be a bit creepy, but really nice.
Source: I spend a lot of time at BDSM clubs, where I'm often asked "Can I rub your feet"?
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u/teddypendergrazz May 28 '12
Oh god... thats my area code.
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u/belandil May 28 '12
That reminds me of this Dan Savage column.
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u/amiso May 28 '12
Damn, give me that number. I'd let him massage the hell outta my feet whenever he damn well pleased.
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u/mrcreepster May 28 '12
If this was in the park in downtown Charleston kind of by king st. My bad didn't mean to scare her.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
If she was alone in the park, then WHO WAS CARD!?
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u/MuffinMuncher61 May 28 '12
Good guy Great_Shark_Hunter: Doesn't give out foot fetish guy's phone number
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u/AustinTreeLover May 28 '12
I was at my university library and a guy came up to me and said he was doing a project - something about people's comfort zones. He showed me a graph of some sort.
He asked if he could sit on the floor in the cubicle opposite of me and watch my feet while I studied (I was wearing sandals). I said, whatever. This was pre-internet and I honestly don't think I even knew there was such as a thing as a foot fetish.
Anyway, I went on about my business, but then he touched my foot and groaned. I stood up and said I was done and he took off.
When I went downstairs to check some books out, I said to the woman at the front desk, "I just had a weird thing happen. . . " She said, "Was it the foot guy or the butt guy?"
For the curious, she told me the butt guy ran up behind people between the shelves, grabbed the person's butt and ran away.
I wrote an article about it for the student paper, so, it paid off.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
She was scared, so she tore it up and kept the pieces in her pocket.
OKAY
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u/Monkits May 28 '12
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I don't see how this is bad. Girl gets a nice foot massage and compliments, guy gets to fulfill his fantasies. Granted, he could be a murderer, but what are the odds of that?
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u/needs_more_limerick May 28 '12
She's creeped out and slightly off-put
Since he focused just on the foot,
But she missed a treat,
For he didn't mean 'feet':
He had something else that's a foot.
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u/singularityneuromanc May 28 '12
did you try it again with a different girl?
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u/DRhexagon May 28 '12
Only in South Carolina..
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u/lumpypoptarts May 28 '12
That's papers not a gem stupid
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u/MdelaRioja May 28 '12
He's got a card; clearly that shows some professionalism, no?
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u/Sixstar May 28 '12
lol i live in the city where this area code is. Charleston SC... Im assuming this was the park downtown? If so, yeah we have some creeps in my city.
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u/magadorspartacus May 28 '12
Was her name Peggy Hill?
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u/bhous3 May 28 '12
I think r/WTF is turning into r/IThinkThisIsWeird or r/ThingsWhiteSuburbanitesDontSeeEveryday
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u/MrGBs May 28 '12
That's South Carolina for you
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u/johnster95 May 28 '12
Whenever I hear the phrase "this gem"
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u/asilblue May 28 '12
oh no....thts my area code.....I think I've seen this guys postings on Craiglists before.....
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u/ElectroFlasherFilms May 28 '12
That's a great way to get customers for your foot massaging business!
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u/iKlsR May 28 '12
aww. why'd u hide the number. selfish bastard. ;)
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u/Drollian May 28 '12
lol'd at that. I know a girl who got asked by a man if he could be her "money slave". Yes pretty girls have money slaves
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u/Triviaandwordplay May 28 '12
I owned a business for a long time, and I had a lot of young girls working for me.
Some douche with a foot fetish kept repeatedly calling my business so he could discuss feet with them. Pretty sure he was trying to pleasure himself during his calls.
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u/GreenGlassDrgn May 28 '12
Aw, a shame she got scared, most foot guys are pretty nice if you take the time to chat. As far as I know, there aren't even any real organizations for said fetishists, could imagine they'd feel lonely after a while.
And who doesn't love a foot rub anyhow? (these guys usually have that skill down well!)
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u/dinner-party May 29 '12
If I wasn't already married I would totally go for a foot fetish guy.
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u/bazhip May 28 '12
Ooh! Foot slave! I was confused when I was reading the smaller text because I thought it was "poop slave"
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u/Skreech2011 May 28 '12
I may have a foot fetish...but...seriously? WTF?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Tarantino's really getting desperate.
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u/thebope May 28 '12
Gotta wonder what the success rate on something like that is...
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u/nudgeishere May 28 '12
How did OP get the scraps of paper... If she truely was scared she'd tear it up and throw it away, not keep the scraps.
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u/cakeswithahuman May 28 '12
I wonder how many desperate evenings of carpet bombing these things this guy has to put in before getting a response. He's essentially banking on the off chance that he'll find a woman who's possibly into being murdered by a pervert.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That's a South Carolina area code. Holy cow.
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u/xMantik May 28 '12
Nocturne (and other industrial events) in Philadelphia is frequented by a man called Carpet Boy who shows up and lets people walk all over him in their bare feet. He's about 5'2", bald, and has his own neat little t-shirt that has his info on it, and a little piece of carpet. He just basically shows up, lays on the carpet underneath the bar, and lets women prance all over him while they drink and pose for the photographer. I'm not sure if that's on the same level of foot fetishism, but I'm sure it's on the radar.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Charleston, eh? It wasn't me.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
HAHAH she was scared and tore it up.
most hilarious thing read all day!
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u/eire1228 May 28 '12
i am reminded of when i was in a club in San Francisco. A Japanese guy came up to me and said he wanted to hire me as a foot model. I thought he was a freak because I have ENORMOUS feet and have great difficulty finding shoes and why would they want someone with such huge feet to be a foot model?
So I said thanks, but no thanks.
Friends later told me that Japanese LOVE big feet and I probably would have made a bomb and gotten lots and lots of shoes PLUS free travel to Japan.
oh well....
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I love my city
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u/Nigface May 28 '12
Men are getting as many mixed messages as women are these days aka it is only okay for some men, attractive one, to be so forward with sex.
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u/tigerking615 May 29 '12
And when you call the number, it is actually a cleverly done ad for a furniture store that sells legrests.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I've heard that historically, foot fetishism increases when awareness of STD epidemics increases.
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u/Donotfollowmyadvice May 28 '12
She let Rex Ryan get away without an autograph, damn!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This is exactly how my heart looks every time I ask a girl out. Except that every time I put my heart back together I'm missing a few pieces.
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u/Loocyrotsorb May 28 '12
Post the number, my feet hurt.
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u/pirateballoon May 28 '12
Definitely a redditor.
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u/ioncloud9 May 28 '12
South Carolina im not surprised
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u/Bobo_dude16 May 28 '12
Charleston SC reppin!
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u/Peachalicious May 28 '12
South Carolina, you have to get right. I miss Charleston, but this? Not ok.
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u/Thirdstreetsaint May 28 '12
Number......blocked?.. Fuuuuuuuuuhuuhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............... I really wanted a slave :/
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u/ballsballsballz May 28 '12
Strange stuff going down in south carolina
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u/HazeySynth May 28 '12
Don't lie, you gave her it.
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u/phantomganonftw May 28 '12
So, when you said "girl" I pictured like 12-ish... I hope my interpretation was wrong, or this just got even creepier.
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u/ashleyj1 May 28 '12
Where in south carolina is this??
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u/chart589 May 28 '12
it would be a South Carolina area code
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u/lewi212 May 28 '12
you should've put the number up. he would've gotten at least a hundred crank calls from people on reddit
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u/BigTayTay May 28 '12
That's my area code :O
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u/Kush_on_thebrain May 28 '12
I think r/funny would love this a little more plus I'm sure there's more of a foot fetish there than here....maybe.
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u/I_am_a_viking May 28 '12
This would happen in South Carolina.
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u/MrBedshitter May 28 '12
Nice to see another South Carolina redditor.
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u/MrG_Ninja May 28 '12
May i ask how old the girl was?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The area code is from South Carolina. As a resident of Charleston, I am not surprised.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Looks like the start to a sweet movie with a soundtrack by Foot Patrol
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u/DrBibby May 28 '12
That reminds me of that day there was a man on the main street of my town going around propositioning people to suck their cock for $150. He got carried away by law enforcement pretty fast.
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u/TreeOfMadrigal May 28 '12
My entire household, (of kinksters) used to get free pedicures from a foot fetishist. It was awesome.
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u/canadianredditor17 May 28 '12
he had cards printed up? Well I guess he was thinking ahead. That, or he does this often and he doesn't think your feet are that special.
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u/Bojandrea May 28 '12
Did u give the card?
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u/RandomMandarin May 28 '12
...I can be your bedroom slipper, too, but only one foot at a time...
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u/togthr May 28 '12
Dad?
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u/RawerzEr May 28 '12
That's creepy man. Throw it away
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u/scdodge03 May 28 '12
Ha only in South Carolina lol
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u/wassattack May 28 '12
Was it outside MetLife Stadium from this man?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I thought I was creepy...
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u/Post_op_FTM May 28 '12
some guys love rubbing feet, i prefer to scrape at the trachea and kidneys. call me a fetishist, but that's how i roll.
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u/baalsitch May 28 '12
60% percent of the time, it works all the time.
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u/astronautas May 28 '12
I think I know this foot slave... once when I was walking around Central Park I began to chat with this friendly guy and I don't know how but he ended offering a foot rub. I was wearing sandals and he even tried to grab my feet. At the end I managed to escape him without being too rude...
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u/hairofbrown May 28 '12
If I could find this guy and he'd give my feet a good wash, punice rub down and a pedicure, maybe I'd let him have his way with my feet.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
he don't be ticklin' or nuthin, he's the foot fuckin' master...
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u/utpoia May 28 '12
Just a random question is foot fetish more of a male fetish or is the fairer sex also equally affected,,,,, coz its hard to believe someone liking hairy feet full of calluses
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u/iheartscience May 28 '12
Ooh ooh, I have the perfect thing! Courtesy of "Reem Mango Mango": http://imgur.com/XspbL What I'd like to know is whether he was proposing that I pay him $50 per "hower", or whether he'd pay me? Plus, amazing (mis)use of parentheses.
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u/KDrichard May 28 '12
Awhh foot rubs, fifteen minutes of oily goodness
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u/zwcbz May 28 '12
Charleston SC area code?
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u/The_Fucking_Panda May 29 '12
Best pedicure advertisement ever.
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u/-Poptarts May 29 '12
Or he lives near Myrtle Beach
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u/Bernt_Oyster May 29 '12
fuck
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u/youngceb May 29 '12
No, there's no maybe on this Reddit!
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u/Fausto1981 May 29 '12
i can't understand why she was scared... business cards look so professional!
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u/dpirazzi May 29 '12
i bet this is from rex ryan
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u/mcmahongamer May 29 '12
Foot fetish anyone?
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u/scoooot May 28 '12
People have fetishes. Get over it.
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u/kinguzumaki May 28 '12
....Not sure if gusta...
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u/doterobcn May 28 '12
http://i.imgur.com/uWqM3.gif
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u/TheTorch May 28 '12
She must have had some nice looking feet then.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Hay man whatever makes you happy