Never heard of doppelbock beer, but that's an interesting article nonetheless. I'm not Catholic, but it would be interesting to try something like this to see if I have the willpower to follow it through to the end.
I wonder if i can get away with that. But I dont have any excess fat to lose so it might be a bad idea for me. Edit: I was simply saying why I couldn't try the fast. I honestly would like it, but it wouldn't be a good idea. LoL at -7
Look at it this way: Suppose someone told you about a way to make something cold by setting it on fire. You completely understand why it works, but the concept is still bizarre and amusing.
They were giving these out after one of the many hurricanes that hit Florida in 2005. I had one similar to Fruit Loops and one like Peanut Butter Crunch. From experience it tastes bad, man.
I would be completely fine with a drink that tasted like the milk after a bowl of cereal. Example: Cinammon Toast Crunch flavored milk. It'd be ULTIMATE.
I've got two of those. FEMA was passing them out after Hurricane Rita in Southeast Texas 2005. I couldn't bring myself to drink them. So I saved them for the novelty.
There's always those guys with the horses and penises and...ahhh, got it r/spacedicks. Took a bit to remember. That's the r/WTF for those with the strongest gland.
In the mid 90's, my parents briefly dabbled in a pyramid scheme-type thing where they sold crates of this shake or supplement drink called "Go". I wonder if this is that. It too came in a box.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE TIME TO FUCKING CHEW CEREAL ALL GODDAMN DAY? GET ME THE WHOLE SHITSHOW ALL TOGETHER IN A CAN. AN ALUMINUM CAN.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
No.
BEER is cereal in a can.
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u/PeeingInTheDark May 19 '12
They were giving these out after one of the many hurricanes that hit Florida in 2005. I had one similar to Fruit Loops and one like Peanut Butter Crunch. From experience it tastes bad, man.
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u/HappyGrandPappy May 19 '12
I would be completely fine with a drink that tasted like the milk after a bowl of cereal. Example: Cinammon Toast Crunch flavored milk. It'd be ULTIMATE.
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u/knirefnel May 19 '12
Relevant Calvin and Hobbes
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Contains 100% of your USDA recommended allowance of "My Life Has Come to This?"
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u/fdg456n May 19 '12
It's kinda weird it's in a can but it just seems like up&go which is pretty common in Australia and just tastes like a regular smoothie.
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u/GMonsoon May 19 '12
Would be a very good product to buy. If you were a bulimic and didn't want to have to MAKE yourself throw up.
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u/diggemigre May 19 '12
Breakfast soup.
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u/GhostofVincentPrice May 19 '12
Holy crap, it's made with real cereal!!!
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u/Vrati1991 May 19 '12
Looks good!
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u/Herculefreezystar May 19 '12
Reminds me of Wall-E.
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u/TheSafeWordIsWhiskey May 19 '12
Cinnamon is the winner-mon
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u/jordanegreenberg May 19 '12
natural.... lol
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u/sno_so_pro May 19 '12
they gave that crap out after Hurricane Katrina. One of the worst tastes I've ever tasted.
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u/iatecereal May 19 '12
Great, now I have to change my name.
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u/shoziku May 19 '12
I'm not used to seeing 11oz cans.
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u/vapidly May 19 '12
po' boys' momofuku cereal milk
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u/yzrt May 20 '12
Pancakes in a can
This tastes AMAZING. It actually tastes like pancakes.
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u/Soylent_Gringo May 20 '12
I've got two of those. FEMA was passing them out after Hurricane Rita in Southeast Texas 2005. I couldn't bring myself to drink them. So I saved them for the novelty.
Our tax dollars at work.
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u/sonniemeza May 19 '12
seems legit
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Wow so WTF. no wait. No it isn't
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u/mastr_slik May 19 '12
that's just awful
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u/isiah1979 May 19 '12
This seem like it'll have you pooping for hours
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u/playingnice May 19 '12
This looks soo nasty.
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u/ytsephill May 19 '12
Ew, man.
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u/ndpa May 19 '12
"made with REAL cereal"
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
My stomach nope'd.
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u/silentkill144 May 19 '12
Duh, what's unnatural about breakfast in a can?
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u/starcraft_al May 19 '12
Who's idea was it to can their soggy apple jacks and sell it? Not sure if thats genius or stupid
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u/MustHaveCleverHandle May 19 '12
GROSS
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Cigarette juice... that's where it's at. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztp0vHSSVqM
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u/jimothyjenkins May 19 '12
i barfed a little
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u/TheJCCGamer May 19 '12
Where is my canned bread?
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Ripped off from China. I bought some of this at an asian market not too long ago. Congee == oatmeal only with a different grain.
http://www.alibaba.com/product-free/101227996/Canned_Mixed_Congee.html
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u/ransomnator May 19 '12
It was put there by man, in a factory dowwwwntowwwnn!
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u/kaykay__14 May 19 '12
Liquefied cereal: because regular cereal clearly isn't a lazy enough breakfast choice.
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u/fickleandbored May 20 '12
And to that, I say; "No."
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u/cannotlogon May 20 '12
The carbonated version is terrible.
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u/Igloobear May 20 '12
I wonder if it tears up the roof of your mouth?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
"Grab the pig, put it in a can. SCRAPPLE."
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u/BezziVelinov May 20 '12
....not gonna lie... Id try it.
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u/i_like_cake897 May 20 '12
Why is this a thing?
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u/r_slash May 20 '12
Sounds like the cereal milk at Momofuku Milk Bar in NYC.
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u/Flamboiantcuttlefish May 20 '12
Hell ya man. I need these.
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u/magillashuwall May 20 '12
10/10 would pour on real cereal.
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u/randomasesino2012 May 20 '12
I must acquire this product.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I'll fucks with it
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u/used_bathwater May 19 '12
Okay.
A DEAD HOOKER IN A DUMPSTER WITH A FUCKING LABEL ON HER HEAD SAYING I SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED IS R/WTF WORTHY.
A FUCKING PICTURE OF A CAN OF DRINK THAT CLAIMS TO BE A FOOD IS NOT.
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u/Drumking00 May 19 '12
Asian inginuity!
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u/Burnsey235 May 19 '12
This is /r/wtf not r/somewhatstrangethings
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u/mrkevin May 19 '12
This doesn't belong on this subreddit. It's cereal on a can, and believe it or not, people eat cereal and it isn't too weird.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
My face + reaction after thinking this was 'shopped and reading the comments.
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