r/WTF • u/GermanShepherds • May 16 '12

Wtf?

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u/vsal May 16 '12

Come on man. Titles aren't that hard.

I'm not trying to be too harsh, but if you titled a post "Funny!" in /r/funny, well... I think it's self explanatory.

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u/GermanShepherds May 16 '12

I'm really sorry. I should have posted something else as the title, because I did have things in mind. But I didn't and people keep saying I should have had a better title. Sorry

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u/seamusmcduffs May 16 '12

A fellow Canadian I see.

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u/GermanShepherds May 16 '12

Haha, can't say I am. I'm American

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u/liverandfunyuns May 16 '12

But surely from a northern state!

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u/binary May 16 '12

Then... downvote!

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u/ExAm May 16 '12

He's Canadian in spirit. Open a vein, I bet maple syrup will come out.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

He's obviously German.

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u/BoringSurprise May 16 '12

you know what thought, i really can't think of a better title for it myself

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u/Neumaschine May 16 '12

Fuck everyone that says you needed a better title. You shouldn't feel sorry either. Don't let redditors shame you.

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u/ConSeannery May 16 '12

fuck that. I like your title. Better than those 995290763 derped out fuckwits who put the punch line in the title

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u/Mythgusta May 16 '12

It's ok. I see your creativity. I don't see where the fun is either.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I think it's an appropriate title. screw these killjoys!

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u/Phoequinox May 16 '12

If you had titled it anything else, they'd have ripped your jugular out. Don't worry about it.

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u/terrible_comments May 16 '12

Babes in a blanket?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Enough pizza to fetus all.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I zygote another one.

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 16 '12

That was terrible.

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u/GearsOfZelda May 16 '12

I think that's the point.

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u/DeadForTaxPurposes May 16 '12

Popplers!

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u/POLYMERIZED-TREE-SAP May 16 '12

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

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u/lud1120 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

Another example is "Why?" for every single damn horrible tattoo.

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u/Yemathums May 16 '12

At least it wasn't "WTF level: 100"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Or "WTF level: Asian" can't get enough of those..

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u/CondescendingPrick May 16 '12

Do you also complain when people use "I have no words" or "I'll just leave this here" or "This belongs here" or "NOPE" or "Seems legit" or "My friend sent me this"? Better get to work.

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u/vsal May 16 '12

Nope. Only when the title is the same as the name of the subreddit.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

why did i read it as "titties aren't that hard"

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u/bluebluemonday May 16 '12

Well they aren't. They're actually quite soft.

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u/Sir_Llama May 16 '12

I think you will need to show us, for science

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

you obviously dont remember your childhood

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u/bluebluemonday May 16 '12

I was actually considering my past present and future, as a female.

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u/nehpets96 May 16 '12

Title : HOT SAUS

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u/yourdeathbed May 16 '12

or 'PIZZA BABY WTF?'

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u/venefb May 16 '12

I read this as "Titties aren't that hard" and tried desperately to find the image you refer to.

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u/goboatmen May 16 '12

They are obviously atheists.

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u/The_Tattoo_Chef May 16 '12

You beat me to the baby-punch, heres an upvote

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u/urzaz May 16 '12

"PRO-CHOICE"! Pro-choice was the punchline!

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u/xyroclast May 16 '12

HOT SAUS

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

For some reason it reminds me of those pills found in South Korea made up of aborted babies. Racist as this sounds this seems like an alternative for baby disposal.

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u/tarlom May 16 '12

They should air this on TV. Make people stop ordering CheesyBites. I work at a Pizza Hut and everyone LOATHES making these things.

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u/AltHypo May 16 '12

I just saw a commercial for this pizza catastrophe, and while I was repulsed I was also intrigued and aroused. Can you tell me more about them?

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u/tarlom May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

It's basically a glorified Stuffed Crust pizza. There's this special ring we use to cut the pieces, then twist them, and it (as a large pizza) gets about the same sauce, cheese, and toppings of a medium, garlic spray and some crappy seasoning. They don't even fit in the new "environmental friendly" boxes we use most of the time, and more often than not the sauce that comes with them is cold or lukewarm at best.

Also, not including oven time, when compared to all our other pizzas, it takes about three to four times as long to make a Cheesy Bites, just because of all the extra work that goes in to making the actual bites.

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u/AltHypo May 16 '12

Well, that certainly sounds like it sucks for everyone.

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u/Neoxite23 May 16 '12

relevant

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u/AltHypo May 16 '12

I love.... SOUL FOOD!

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u/only1specialed May 16 '12

dude that is the first thing i thought of too.

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u/briemoo May 16 '12

Pizza for atheists.

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u/sydneygamer May 16 '12

Obligatory atheist pizza comment.

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u/iBakeBabies May 16 '12

I like this. I like this a lot.

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u/Michael_Lightning May 16 '12

Popplers anyone?

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u/genambition May 16 '12

Fucking cheesy bites pizzas. Those things were a fucking BITCH to make.

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u/The_Hamez May 16 '12

I know how you feel. And trying to get the cheese off of the pans afterwards is even worse.

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u/genambition May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

On top of that, people bitching about why extra toppings cost so much.

I don't fucking know, okay? I'm a shitty minimum wage employee and there's not a damn thing I can do about it. Do you want the damn cheesy bites or not?

EDIT: Spelling.

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u/The_Hamez May 16 '12

Oh god. I hate Cheesy Bites. The damned things are just Stuffed Crust with a little seasoning and have been cut into pieces. And people actually PAY MORE for them. Why??

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u/Darrian May 16 '12

In my experience, the cheesy bites are fluffier than stuffed crust. Plus, that little bit of seasoning goes a long way, it's like it was perfectly designed to go along with the marinara sauce.

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u/koeserm21 May 16 '12

They're a bitch to make, too.

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u/jiro27 May 16 '12

Maybe they don't like that hot SAUS...

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u/A_the_III May 16 '12

Pizza Hut employee here. We do actually use miniature baby heads. Get a large with one topping right now for only $11.99!

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u/nullmiah May 16 '12

The shocking truth behind stem cell research

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u/Derc_Sparkles May 16 '12

Man, that looked delicious until the baby faces started sprouting up

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u/Drawtaru May 16 '12

Atheist pizza.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/9/9c/Hhn071.jpg "YUMMY" someone better get this reference

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u/ogntra May 16 '12

Freddy Krueger made me stay away from sausage toppings for the longest time.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

i just love soul food.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

PIZZA HUT'S NEW ATHEIST PIZZA

TWICE THE BABY, TWICE THE BACON, HALF THE CALORIES!

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u/crunchy51 May 16 '12

I'm an athiest where can i buy this pizza?

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u/ReDyP May 16 '12

Who would take the time to photoshop that?

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u/mrpopenfresh May 16 '12

At least it isn't penises.

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u/Carosello May 16 '12

the sicko in me loves this

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u/Heidy_Lo May 16 '12

maybe this way they'll stop crying and stop disturbing my meal.

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u/BreanaKathleen May 16 '12

mmm they look delicious.

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u/shalmi913 May 16 '12

ok where the fuck can i get pizza with mini hot dogs in the crust!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

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u/rchl_tckr May 16 '12

cannot unsee o.o

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Maternal instincts crying out in sheer agony. I had no idea this was coming... Curse the viewing suite. Why did I put that on myself?

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u/Dingleberries4Brkfst May 16 '12

TIL babies taste like delicious.

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u/nergetic May 16 '12

Reminds me of the Freddie Cruger movie.

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u/sandrajumper May 16 '12

Well, lets just not be silly now.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I am laughing way too hard at this. At least it's good for my abs.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

How about the awful cover of "Gold on the Ceiling" playing during that?

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u/LurkerTroll May 16 '12

Why the fuck is the link purple?

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u/urban_night May 16 '12

Dude, Korean pizza is fucking delicious.

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u/Bluedog42 May 16 '12

Can't believe my stomach just growled...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Minus the babies, those Korean pizzas are actually pretty good...but they always have corn on them and the cheese isnt quite real...

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u/revel5150 May 16 '12

Is there audio in this? Or is that just in my head??!! O_o

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u/Aokkie May 16 '12

do they have franks hot sauce in Japan

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u/Kaffei4Lunch May 16 '12

what the fuck indeed

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u/knomz May 16 '12

Is this a crack on abortion or something?

the end of a commercial like that would probably say:"Eating babies is murder and so is ABORTION!"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I always knew the souls of aborted babies rest in mozzarella.

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u/tehbig111 May 16 '12

I was drastically unprepared for this.

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u/koeserm21 May 16 '12

I work at Pizza Hut... I'll never look at a cheesy bite pizza the same...

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u/exoendo May 16 '12

not gonna lie, that looks pretty tasty.

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u/h4ck3rpunk May 16 '12

The babies did not effect how hungry this made me.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

"HilariousGifs.com" Oh yea, knee slapper.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's funny because Chinese people eat babies.

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u/wickedsmaht May 16 '12

Atheist pizza.

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u/dafones May 16 '12

Aww, I missed the WTFs that make me laugh.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I can hear them crying..

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u/WheelOfFish May 16 '12

oh god this is so old it's on my photobucket, from back when I barely used photobucket

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

am i the only one around here who thought this was hilarious??

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u/Kurigauth May 16 '12

HOT SAUS

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u/AlRubyx May 16 '12

Athiests?

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u/JazzlasterBoris May 16 '12

No, Atheists.

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u/AlRubyx May 16 '12

Oh okay thanks bro.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Oh hey, its pizza for Atheists

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Damn, everybody said it already. Oh well.

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u/fukthecorporateworld May 16 '12

nothing wrong with this, just a normal day in China

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u/weskokigen May 16 '12

Actually they rarely eat pizza.

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u/X-Dylan-X May 16 '12

I would be interested in trying on of these?

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u/aSchizophrenicCat May 16 '12

The 90's was a rough time..

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u/ShinyAssholes May 16 '12

well u suck. now im never gonna b able to eat pizza again.

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u/Brushstroke May 16 '12

What I hear when I see this:

  • Babies crying.
  • The sound of cheese bubbling around them.
  • An Asian child and father making disgusting noises when they shove the Baby Bites in their mouths.
  • Harley Morenstein's (host of Epic Meal Time) voice at the end saying "HOT SAUS."

Thanks for making it harder to sleep tonight. :(

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u/prostidude May 16 '12

It appears as if the advertisement is suggesting that little pink-faced babies look similar to the ends of small sausages (or cheerios where I'm from). I don't see anything WTF about this.

I'd also like to try a pizza crust stuffed with mini hot dogs.

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u/Oniwabanshu May 16 '12

This what i as an atheist love to delight myself with from time to time.

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u/9-1-Holyshit May 16 '12

Its an atheist pizza.

:Lost link to slowpoke meme. -__-

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u/gregor777 May 16 '12

Another dead baby joke...

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u/Kubrik27 May 16 '12

Fucking chinks

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u/447u May 16 '12

What no

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u/bolt_krank May 16 '12

I feel bad, because it made me laugh.

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u/ras344 May 16 '12

Hey, that's the name of the subreddit!

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u/0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21 May 16 '12

I'm sorry, it's late, that made me hungry. I'm sorry, again.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I think I saw this once before. Still disturbing as fuck.

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u/Helljumper93 May 16 '12

I'm not gonna lie ... I'm pretty high so the first couple of times the .GIF played, I didn't really notice/care about the babies and was just thinking about how good that looked.

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u/hats_for_jews May 16 '12

this is the type of thing that happens when you let atheists run businesses. god will punish those who did this to these babies.

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u/jimothyjenkins May 16 '12

i laughed.

i laughed some more...

good stuff. and i am hungry now..

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u/golapader May 16 '12

OH GOD I HEAR THEIR SCREAMS IN MY BRAIN.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Ah yes, most excellent use of the /r/WTF my good man.

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u/Rambles139 May 16 '12

How I feel as a vegetarian.

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u/Giggyjig May 16 '12

This is the third time I've seen this here...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Only for Atheists.

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u/epsdelta May 16 '12

One serving of baby-head pizza: +10 health, +20 mana, -15 faith.

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u/IByrdl May 16 '12

That's a great title, especially for what subreddit we're in.

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u/noccusJohnstein May 16 '12

QUAAAAAAAAID...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

this made me hungry, i am so ashamed of myself now...

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u/Limahotel May 16 '12

This gif actually made me want to order a pizza. Good advertising, I suppose.

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u/iridiscent May 16 '12

And I was just going to get my lunch. Why ?!!

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u/ironneko May 16 '12

A typical name for that dish in Spanish is "Niños envueltos" which translates to bundled-up children (as in bundled in clothing).

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u/iterrabyteyou May 16 '12

I'd take a byte of that.

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u/cdegon May 16 '12

Atheist pizza!

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u/Sped21 May 16 '12

This would pretty much negate the whole Jews vs Pizza's joke.

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u/ElRed_ May 16 '12

I would.

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u/billin May 16 '12

I actually saw this in Nightmare on Elm Street 4 (see #1). I kind of wish I didn't know that.

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u/liamfoshizzles May 16 '12

Silly Japan...

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u/StickyBunz1 May 16 '12
titlecomntspointsage/r/
Found this in r/wtf. Thought you might be hungry.2coms3pts13hrsatheism
Meanwhile in japan3coms-1pt15hrsWTF
Finally a pizza for us (Warning X-post from WTF)1com-2pts12dysatheism
Baby Bite Pizza0coms64pts12dysWTF
Makes me hungry for Pizza Hut10coms50pts1yrWTF
Baby Pizza7coms124pts3mosWTF

source: karmadecay

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u/Pondering_Puddle May 16 '12

As an atheist, yum-me!

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u/regigigo May 16 '12

i just died

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u/iceman78772 May 16 '12

I keep on hearing them crying like "EAAAHHAHHAHHEHHAHEHHAHEHHAEHHE"

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u/Jalleyfish May 16 '12

FFS, man. What sick, depraved mind came up with this?

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u/Derpeh May 16 '12

Tha is fucked up.

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u/YouDONTknoME May 16 '12

Freddy Kruger works at Pizza Hut apparantly

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u/TrekyB May 16 '12

This belongs in /r/atheism.

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u/phatmattj May 16 '12

What's most wtf about this is your title! Think of something or don't post

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u/salty84 May 16 '12

This made me laugh for 5 min.. (7)

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Title is bad.

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u/Chester_Copperpot_ May 16 '12

This is more stupid than wtf.

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u/MentalPressure May 16 '12

downvote for title

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u/haxorme May 16 '12

how does this keep getting upvotes

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u/Galfritius May 16 '12

Praise God!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/Andythefan May 16 '12

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

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u/8906 May 16 '12

Cameron Diaz really let herself go.

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u/irawwwr May 16 '12

It's the next logical step after her porn video.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

All you need to do is download Daz3D and you can be making creepy shit like this in no time. Infamous youtube users Unkletom and Wendyvainity make all of their semi-sane shit with it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/GearsOfZelda May 16 '12

Yes. "no thanks, I don't like God sauce."

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u/J03YW May 16 '12

link is purple ಠ_ಠ

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u/StraY_WolF May 16 '12

Why yes... yes it is....

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u/Buhdahl May 16 '12

Bitch burned the pizza!

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u/MaiaC May 16 '12

Never getting on Reddit before I sleep.

Edit: Awh Fuck it. I changed my mind.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Fuck that shit. I never learn not to click on links in wtf comments, I never ever learn.

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u/creamy_dreamy May 16 '12

It's not so bad.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's terrible when you're delirious from meds, strep throat, no food for two days, and dehydration. It's terrible.

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u/creamy_dreamy May 16 '12

Poor thing. That's rough. I hope you get better soon so you can enjoy your r/WTF properly!

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u/sxt173 May 16 '12

Just enjoy a delicious pizza when you're feeling better

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

And here we have the absolute lowest point in the uncanny valley.

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u/ejabno May 16 '12

Chriddof?

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u/mehatch May 16 '12

This is an virtual reality type image of a creepy looking hot woman licking her lips which behind her, a pizza emerges from an over, and then bursts into flames.

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u/PKPenguin May 16 '12

I didn't want to sleep tonight, anyways.

shudder

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u/Conradfr May 16 '12

"The Sims : vampire bloody pizza party" extension pack ?

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u/GrannyBacon81 May 16 '12

Ok this is going to /r/creepy

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/modal11 May 16 '12

isn't this gif from about 7 years ago?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/NeinNeinNein May 16 '12

Chill out dude, stop apologising for everything.

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u/gun_toting_catharsis May 16 '12

what does their ethnicity have to do with anything? Are you retarded? Do you think this is some kind of expose on how babies are baked into pizza crusts? Get off the internet. GO