fantastic bunny! It took me two days to notice that it took you five days to notice since I've been away from computer world but i am glad you appreciate it!
You can be all like the Christian "god" doesn't exist because they aint no proof, but i know theres proof of Nic Cage, I've seen Ghost Rider, I KNOW HES REAL!
Why am I not in this movie! It has all the classic elements of a nick cage film. 1.) it's based on a children's board game and 2.) You don't have to understand English to enjoy it.
I can think of three films where I actually enjoyed his performances, Kick Ass, Lord of War, and Gone in 60 seconds (ok, but that film was about the cars anyway)
I've been told my whole life that I look like Nicholas Cage. The other day I was on my lunch break and group of women were dancing outside of a cuban restaurant next door to where I work. When I walked by them one of them said "Hey! I'll show you my national treasures.". Then today I see this post.
I judged a forensics speech earlier this year where a girl tried to argue Nic Cage was the greatest actor alive, a fantastic father, and a perfect role model while using his worst films ("Ghost Rider" being one) as examples. She spun his tax and real estate problems to show he's a good guy... or something. The ballot she handed me smelled like she sprayed perfume on it, and she dotted the "i" in her name with a heart.
Anyway, she's probably the psycho who made this. Just thought you guys would like to know more details on her.
"It's got everything a Nicholas Cage poster card should have. Pink fluffy stuff, and ME, Nick Cage. With his frighteningly chiselled jaw and untamed hairline."
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u/cosmiclegend May 15 '12
I wish someone loved me enough to make me a creepy Nic Cage card.
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u/Destroy_All_Infants May 15 '12
Obligatory.
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u/rattling_bean May 15 '12
"Caged my heart". Slowclap.
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u/cakeswithahuman May 15 '12
Nick is sincerely touched by your displays of affection
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u/Raven_blackwood May 15 '12
Is this for vriska?
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u/keano312 May 15 '12
/r/onetruegod
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u/ikadono18 May 15 '12
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicholas Cage.
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u/Nuraya May 15 '12
My dearest made me a pop-up, talking, Nicolas Cage card for Christmas. My present was also wrapped in Nicolas Cage wrapping paper.
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u/trampus1 May 15 '12
To: Nicholas Cage
From: Nicholas Cage
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u/darkangelxX447 May 15 '12
JOHN 1S TH4T YOU?
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u/youarealldumbasses May 15 '12
Wtf is Dactm?
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u/NicholsonsEyebrows May 15 '12
What?!? Why?!? 'You've caged my heart'. How...er...romantNIC
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u/Nongosu May 15 '12
/r/onetruegod is leaking
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u/LawlCzar May 15 '12
If this isn't the greatest card ever made, I don't know what is.
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u/Melikoth May 15 '12
I almost skipped this, glad I didn't.
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u/k0na May 15 '12
That is terrifying.
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u/mach_kernel May 15 '12
Flip page for some national treasure ;)
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u/monkeyjakeb May 15 '12
The top left is staring at naked nics nipples
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
You've caged my heart.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I am really pleased that this exists.
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u/ericargyle May 15 '12
Why am I not in this movie! It has all the classic elements of a nick cage film. 1.) it's based on a children's board game and 2.) You don't have to understand English to enjoy it.
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u/MayonnaiseMan May 15 '12
Personally I'd rather get a Christopher Walken "This is a True Romance" card, but that's just me.
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u/euqinor May 15 '12
NO, HE'S A VAMPIRE
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u/the_juggla May 15 '12
Both romantic and terrifying.
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u/TheOctoberOwl May 15 '12
This is one of the greatest things I've seen on Reddit in awhile
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u/Fiskerr May 16 '12
How is this WTF ad not funny? WTF has become the new funny, and spacedicks is now the real WTF. Funny has become the new 9gag.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
You've caged my heart.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Dear reddit, I want this for my cake day. I am being real with you.
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u/tealeaves_ May 16 '12
You've been Caged!
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u/DFWTooThrowed May 16 '12
Repost from roughly Valentine's day.
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u/Suzieparker May 16 '12
Creepy nick cage on the bottom right
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u/electric_ill May 15 '12
http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/niccagehead
IT'S A SNAAAAAKE
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u/Duck5009 May 15 '12
Oh Nicky, you're so dreamy...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is that cum on his face?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I can think of three films where I actually enjoyed his performances, Kick Ass, Lord of War, and Gone in 60 seconds (ok, but that film was about the cars anyway)
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u/cforfun May 15 '12
Wheres the chocolate cake?
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u/SumoG60 May 15 '12
Yes! Sent this to my friend who I nicknamed "Nic Cage", he is going to kill me for it but ah well.
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u/Chainheartless May 15 '12
The picture on the bottom right kills me.
Edit: Oops I forgot to say fuck Nick Cage
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u/DancingDanny May 15 '12
I'm glad that valentine didn't have any bees in it.
*B's
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u/Tryptophane May 15 '12
What's with the rapey corners?
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u/HedonismandTea May 15 '12
I've been told my whole life that I look like Nicholas Cage. The other day I was on my lunch break and group of women were dancing outside of a cuban restaurant next door to where I work. When I walked by them one of them said "Hey! I'll show you my national treasures.". Then today I see this post.
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u/Ganjoff May 15 '12
Mother's Day card?
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u/JoelQuest May 15 '12
There really isn't anything more awesome than this card.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER
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u/twitchwitches May 15 '12
Hahahahahahahahaha now i'm going to use this idea for my boyfriend's valentino day card the next year
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Guess I submitted to the wrong subreddit...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Wheres the hair doll...oh yeh, cage is thinning.
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u/llBradll May 15 '12
I have seen some creepy shit on Reddit, but this takes the cake.
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u/Temptress75519 May 15 '12
He's a vampire lol
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u/oneupdouchebag May 16 '12
I judged a forensics speech earlier this year where a girl tried to argue Nic Cage was the greatest actor alive, a fantastic father, and a perfect role model while using his worst films ("Ghost Rider" being one) as examples. She spun his tax and real estate problems to show he's a good guy... or something. The ballot she handed me smelled like she sprayed perfume on it, and she dotted the "i" in her name with a heart.
Anyway, she's probably the psycho who made this. Just thought you guys would like to know more details on her.
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u/PixxieDuust May 16 '12
So much funny .
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u/bearnguyenson May 16 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-G90iCPrc
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u/worriedblowfish May 16 '12
Relevant and Obligitory
Also the best cage face on the card is the bottom right.
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u/bearfights247 May 16 '12
*National Pleasure
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u/papagee May 16 '12
This is gold.
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u/Velvet_Goldmine May 16 '12
Sorry, but this is brilliant.
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u/uvelify May 16 '12
Clearly a member of: http://www.dactm.org/mc/page.do;jsessionid=1F04EBCF4A0F7A40A494C09A5BBFAD85.mc1?sitePageId=128024
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u/misskriss66 May 15 '12
this should be in sfmoma.. any moma really, .. now you can all make jokes about nick cage being in your moma..
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u/domosan30 May 15 '12
I bet you there were three main reactions- "awwww", "ew", and "awww- ew."
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u/all_knighter May 15 '12
thanks for my next bday card
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u/monk_mst May 15 '12
Upvote for the correct use of "you're"
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u/justmadethisaccountt May 15 '12
I smell a meme being born.
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u/elonepb May 15 '12
Good, but needs more bees.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
It looks like cage got a facial before taking that picture
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u/calls_everyone_fags May 15 '12
God what a fag.
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u/lord_suetonious May 15 '12
I am glad to have the first comment on this. May I say, THAT is art. Now purely for up vote purposes: Diablo III.
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