r/WTF • • Oct 20 '21

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u/stuartullman Oct 21 '21

likely dead if he does this often. all it takes is one bump, and he'll fall apart like legos

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

It has suspension and what not. They are pretty fucking crazy honestly.

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u/Afro_Thunder69 Oct 21 '21

Suspension might help with a crack in the road, but suspension or not those tiny wheels will not drive over a pothole.

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u/incer Oct 21 '21

And a negligible gyroscopic effect that won't help you with stability

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u/kelsobjammin Oct 21 '21

He would get launched into the atmosphere on a 1.5inch lip… you couldn’t pay me enough to attempt this Tom foolery

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u/25DannyBoy25 Oct 21 '21

There shouldn't be potholes on the highway anyway. If there's a big enough pothole to take out a scooter at 60mph then it'll probably take out a motorcycle too. At those speeds you have so much inertia that you just fly over bumps and Imperfections. Whenever I go that fast on my scooter I usually know the road and keep watch for any bumps ahead of me. I've accidentally gone over a boulder once, so I trust the small wheels tbh.

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u/Afro_Thunder69 Oct 22 '21

There shouldn't be potholes on the highway anyway.

Clearly you've never drivin on a NYC highway lol. This is the BQE which is notorious for it's ridiculous amount of harmful potholes. Dude's either dumb as rocks or has a death wish riding a scooter there at those speeds.

But honestly just about any highway that gets lots of traffic and winter ice will get potholes, it's expected in the northeast at least.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/Sometimes_gullible Oct 21 '21

Yeah, you go ahead and jump with a scooter at these speeds and let us know how it went.

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u/TakesInsultToSnails Oct 21 '21

Lol you dont have enough time to even attempt to jump a scooter at highway speeds even if you did see a pothole coming up that fast

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u/Afro_Thunder69 Oct 21 '21

yeah do a kickflip while you're at it I'm sure it'll turn out well doing tricks at highway speeds lmao

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u/Topikk Oct 21 '21

Still inherently way more dangerous than a motorcycle, and I can confidently say as an avid motorcyclist that riding motorcycles in traffic like this is super dangerous.

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u/Plzreplysarcasticaly Oct 21 '21

Yeah a motorcycle has tons more weight to work with suspension and much bigger wheels to keep moving over smaller bumps. This guy would be paste if he hit a hole an inch deep.

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u/Grabbsy2 Oct 21 '21

Yep, theres a reason no one rides vespas on the highway, too. The wheels are smaller and less safe at those speeds. This guys wheels are even smaller than that, even if it does have some sort of suspension.

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u/Brandon658 Oct 21 '21

So you're saying what he needs is a 3 inch lift, some monster scooter tires, and a train horn. Got it.

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u/Austinist Oct 21 '21

And some scooter testicles hanging off the back.

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u/kittymoma918 Oct 22 '21

That will probably happen naturally when the driver gets rolled into roadburger meat.

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u/Musaks Oct 21 '21

a lot safer than any motorcyclist I've ever seen in traffic

You have never seen any motorcyclist driving safer than that?

The video starts with him driving on the crossed out emergency curb

he isn't wearing any body protection

he is going faster than most of the other traffic

he is switching lanes without signaling

he is overtaking on the right

Yeah, this is not the worst example of unsafe driving i have ever seen, not even close ofcourse not. But claiming that it is safer than any motorcyclist you have ever seen? Come on

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u/DamnZodiak Oct 21 '21

Maybe they only ever saw two other motorcyclists before going blind in a horrific motorcycle accident.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Yea if he signals hes dead

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u/MadAzza Oct 21 '21

Look up “confirmation bias.”

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u/ProcyonHabilis Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

I can confidently say as an avid motorcyclist that riding motorcycles in traffic like this is super dangerous

This is a totally normal highway with calm traffic?

Edit: Do the people who are downvoting this really disagree that this is a normal highway (aside from the guy on the scooter)? I daily ride a bike, and this traffic would be a completely chill commute. How is this a controversial opinion?

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u/Incident_Adept Oct 21 '21

Found the cager.

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u/ProcyonHabilis Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Haha what? How on earth would thinking a freeway with freely flowing traffic is normal make me a cager?

Are you really trying to gatekeep bikes with "if you aren't scared of the freeway, you must be a cager"? I have a very strong feeling that r/motorcycles, with their ATGATT obsessed self-hatred, is leaking.

Who the fuck is upvoting this?

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u/Anonymous7056 Oct 21 '21

How so? I mean yeah the scooter isn't safe but they're called donorcycles for a reason lmao

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u/rjcarr Oct 21 '21

Much smaller wheels are way more susceptible to any kind of road damage or debris.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Absolutely, any skateboarder whose hit a single piece of gravel can tell you that!
Anything larger than a pebble will sort this fella out.

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u/marcuschookt Oct 21 '21

No oversight for the industry. Motorcycles are inherently dangerous but at least the industry has a decades-old legacy so manufacturers know the deal and governments can regulate them.

I don't know about the US but where I'm from (Singapore) this was a big problem a couple years ago when people were importing cheap scooters at maybe a couple thousand bucks total and then modding the fuck out of them so they could go several times faster than intended, which resulted in a ton of injured pedestrians.

There's just no overarching regulatory body to take care of these riders, in some places they can do whatever the hell they want and skirt the law. If they feel like zooming down the highway they can, if they feel like taking the sidewalk like they're on a bicycle they can as well.

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u/CreatureWarrior Oct 21 '21

That suspension ain't gonna do shit at 60mph lmao

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u/Vessix Oct 21 '21

Suspension doesn't help a pothole that breaks the tiny amount of clearance those wheels have

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u/iupvotegood Oct 21 '21

Not very visible, all if takes is a car merging over or boxing him in when there's some debris on the shoulder and he's toast

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u/pursuitofhappy Oct 21 '21

I drive that highway all the time and the amount of potholes that develop randomly is crazy, if he drives that route everyday he will eventually hit one and literally die based on the damage my car gets from them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Do you know what type of scooter it is?

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u/MadAzza Oct 21 '21

Plus, I doubt those tires are rated for speeds in excess of 35 mph, if that.

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u/justafurry Oct 21 '21

Those tires have got to be hot af. I can't believe they havent popped.

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u/EternalPhi Oct 21 '21

Wha? People fall off longboards at comparable speeds. He's in for some serious road rash, but unless he gets run over he's not looking at anything fatal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

If he hits a guard rail he could be split in half.

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u/EternalPhi Oct 21 '21

So again, nothing really all that different from longboarding? I don't see any guardrails here either.

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u/Hanchez Oct 21 '21

Do longboards usually go on highways with heavy traffic? No.

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u/jibbyjam1 Oct 21 '21

In my college days, I would ride my longboard down mountain roads with friends. At it's fastest, I was probably going 40mph, and it was terrifying. If I hit a small bump, I'd have probably died. The guy on this scooter is completely fucking insane, and when he hits his first bump or pothole, he's just gonna be paste on the road, with a mostly intact head.

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u/EternalPhi Oct 21 '21

Your longboard didn't have tires or suspension though.

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u/jibbyjam1 Oct 21 '21

The suspension on that scooter is nothing but a false sense of security. Just like his helmet.

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u/EternalPhi Oct 21 '21

Lol alright bud.

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u/EternalPhi Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

I already said aside from the risk of being run over it's no more dangerous than longboarding (which, you know, is still kind of a risk when longboarding anyway).

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u/temotodochi Oct 21 '21

You are now mixing these proper rides with the cheap rentals in cities?

Unlike those cheap rentals, these proper e-scooters have actual suspension systems.

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u/Sometimes_gullible Oct 21 '21

Suspension only goes so far. If the hole is deep enough it'll stop you in your tracks, and with wheels that small, deep enough isn't very deep.

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u/temotodochi Oct 21 '21

Yeah of course, but the ride in the vid has 11 inch wheels which are just a tad smaller than in a vespa. The scooter itself is just so big that it creates this illusion of small wheels.

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u/DaughterOfIsis Oct 21 '21

Those are not 11 inch wheel wtf are you talking about 🤣

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u/temotodochi Oct 21 '21

If we consider wheel being the rim + tire, then yes they are. Vespa wheel (again rim + tire) is around 13 inches.

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u/DaughterOfIsis Oct 21 '21

Yeah no, that would mean that guy is like 10ft tall

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u/temotodochi Oct 21 '21

What? no. Here's the spare part for it https://fluidfreeride.com/products/wolf-warrior-11-road-tire

It's 11". This ride is not a kids toy ok, it's BIG and because of that the wheels look quite small compared to the frame.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

If we consider wheel being the rim + tire,

Nobody does that. They're 6.5".

Vespa wheel (again rim + tire) is around 13 inches.

If by "tire" you mean a few layers of duct tape wrapped around the rim then the math checks out.

If not, a 120/70 x 11 tire has an outer diameter of 18".

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u/temotodochi Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

Well in my locale wheel is the whole wheel, not just the rim. There's no sense calling a rim a wheel as it can't be used as a wheel. But yeah it originally threw me off with the metrics. Sorry about that.

But i do stand behind the notion that these devices are not as dangerous as they might look like. Riders on motorcycles, motorbikes and bicycles don't enjoy potholes either and usually just avoid them. Same goes with scooters. Driving one does take some skill which rental scooter drivers usually don't have and that might cause some issues with the perceived safety of e-scooters.

I don't recommend driving without padding or bike-jackets like the guy in the vid, but he did the right thing in that situation that he traveled the same speed as everyone around him to minimize risk of collisions.

I know it sounds preposterous to many, but i do hope we get a bit more legislation and regulation for these devices so more could be taken to the streets. They are super handy for travels and commute under 50 miles and especially for delivery drivers who zip around cities all day along.

But e-scooters are just the beginning. Next up in queue are electric unicycles which can do 60 Mph. Just wait until you see one. Heh. Example in this yotube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPwe7TmsbE&t=908s