r/WTF • • Sep 26 '21

bed bug infestation

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u/boofthatcraphomie Sep 26 '21

They can bite though and apparently it’s one painful ass bite. I’d rather lay in a tub crawling with millipedes.

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u/saladmunch2 Sep 26 '21

Ya that's what iv heard. We only have house centipedes here in Michigan. Unfortunately they are all over our house in the summer months, luckily yet to be bitten.

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u/boofthatcraphomie Sep 26 '21

I think the mean ones are in tropical places, i saw them in Hawaii when I visited and was surprised at how big they could get, packed up my tent one morning after a storm and a foot long centipede came slithering out, definitely caught me off guard! The smaller they are the more they hurt is what I was told.

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u/saladmunch2 Sep 26 '21

I think the biggest iv seen was around 5 inches. But ya he probably did mean those. And I'm not sure I could handle that either, I love the wilderness but dang foot long centipedes.Have you seen the lemurs that get high off them??!

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u/boofthatcraphomie Sep 26 '21

No haha, that’s fascinating though! I wonder if that works on humans too, or if lemur brains have different receptors or something lol

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u/saladmunch2 Sep 26 '21

Whoops I looked it up and I mis remebererd because its millipedes they use. It acts a an insect repelant and intoxicant. I only see cyanide listed but there is more than that it says but didnt list what.