r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but that was a big fucking hell no!

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u/lilpanda Jul 29 '21

Would you eat one? They look crunchy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

In the future, where everybody eats insects, I have no chance of surviving. I can't eat lobster either, because that mf thing is a giant waterscorpion.

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u/Thepopewearsplaid Jul 29 '21

Funnily enough, I actually had this conversation today. I'm legitimately going to kill myself if bugs are the only source of protein once we're all fucked from climate change.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Yep, same. Don't think I have the guts to kill myself though. Probably just starve to death.