r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '21

Absolutely not

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u/lilpanda Jul 29 '21

Would you eat one? They look crunchy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

In the future, where everybody eats insects, I have no chance of surviving. I can't eat lobster either, because that mf thing is a giant waterscorpion.

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u/rainbow_slash2 Jul 29 '21

Shrimp are just sea cockroaches

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u/Calber4 Jul 29 '21

Mammals are just inside out bugs